"Midget Cum #4": Because Midget Porn Is Forever

You would be forgiven for thinking that Incredible Digital’s "Midget Cum #4" was one of those opportunistic porn releases designed to capitalize on current events, seeing how the press release arrived in our inbox on the very same day we heard about a certain high-profile celebrity sex tape involving a certain low-profile celebrity. But in one of those spooky yet delightful coincidences that make life worth living, it seems that the two are completely unrelated: after all, the Verne Troyer thing pretty much came out of nowhere, and the venerable "Midget Cum" series is already on its fourth installment. And although we won't be sure of his credentials until we get our screener, we have no reason to doubt that Baby Gangster is in fact every inch the "larger-than-life midget superstar" the press release tells us he is. So if Mr. Troyer is intending to compete with him for the title, maybe he should watch this first to see how it's done. (Full press release after the jump.) More »