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    Kakkoii: Sex will be wonderful in the future. No more needing to worry about STD's. You can go around sleeping with whoever you want. more »
    Hello_Newman: We are so far away from evolving where procreation will be a problem it's not funny. Some have said aliens visit the planet because of that problem, s... more »
    inverts: The Future, Conan? more »
    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: I think that it'll be much different than any sort of sex we'd recognize. We'll probably just wire our brains in, set phasers to orgasm and never ever... more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Titties and ass. I like titties and ass. more »
    ClydeBooga: The future of porn is definitely 3D. http://spankwire.mobi more »
    XuanIckle: That's the inventor of the 2Suit testing it out. Anyone else see her on HBO (Beastmaster)? this isn't porn but this is one time where the clothes h... more »
  • #thefuture

    The Future Of Sex Approaches: Arse Elektronika 2009

    Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it's almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco's annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them. More »
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    The Future Of Sex: Will We Still Be Doing It In A Posthuman World?

    We tend not to give too much thought to the future of sex (the present of sex is more than enough to keep us occupied). But we still have to wonder just what sex will be like in...the future. More »
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    Taking A Penetrating Look At 3-D Porn

    Despite our well-reasoned objections, Porn Valley (and Pink Visual, specifically) continues marching towards producing 3-D porn...and there are people who are really, really excited about it. CurrentTV takes an indepth look at the issue...and reveals how, exactly, 3-D gets made!
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  • #camgirls

    Live Nude Camgirls... In 3-D!

    Do you love camgirls? Do you love3-D porn? Well, Jess (of UndressJess.com) might be just the girl you're looking for. Using a fancy little Minoru webcam, she's started recording some of her videos... in 3-D!
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    Taking A Trip To The Robot Peep Show

    Giles Walker's pole dancing robots are intended as commentary on our surveillance society—but we prefer to see them as a small taste of adult entertainment for robosexuals. More »
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    You Hear That Ringing? It's Your Boob Job Calling.

    Looking to augment your breasts without any scary surgery? Put away the F Cup cookies and pick up your cellphone: a Japanese scientist has developed a ringtone that allegedly enlarges breasts. More »
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    Violet Blue Schools G4 On The Future Of Sex

    Ever wondered what your sex life will look like... in the future? We're not just talking about who you'll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we're talking sci-fi sex here. More »
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    Sex.... In Space!

    In the future, when we're living on Mars, driving our space cars, things like global warming will be a thing of the past—but we'll have new problems... like how to have sex in zero gravity! More »
  • #science

    Scientists at Tel Aviv University claim that they have taught a computer how to recognize a pretty face. Think of all the time we will save not clicking on "Hot or Not" now that machines can do it for us! (zmescience.com, via nerve.com)
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    Some day, we'll all make love in red velour sleep pods with built-in champagne dispensers and flat-screen TVs, but even in the future we probably still won't have a way to get those stubborn stains out of your sheets. (Gizmodo)
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    Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but if it works it's totally worth its weight in lube. (latimes.com, via io9.com)
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    Someday, you too will be having sex with robots—at least according to "Love And Sex With Robots" author David Levy. But as he reminds us in this interview, it might not turn out to be all it's cracked up to be: "If someone has great sex with their robot, they will want the sex with their human partners to be great as well, which could lead to disappointment." Don't say you weren't warned. (andiamnotlying.com)
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    We know it's a tool meant to help law enforcement professionals deal with the real pervs out there, but just think how handy this computer porn-sniffing gizmo would be if it were adapted for use by regular, law-abiding pervs like us—we'd just have to "lock n' load" and let it do all the work instead of having to sit here all day finding good porn to share with you! (On second thought, maybe it's better that we still have to do things the old fashioned way — we're not ready for our jobs to become that easy.) (xbiz.com; see also product info @ surfrecon.com)
  • #robots

    Robot Armies To Hump Planet Into Submission

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  • #sextoys

    The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here

    What's round, blue, and trying to get you off? Why, the Rubbot, of course, a sex toy for men that's currently under development by a product design team in San Francisco that is also soliciting beta testers from among masturbators just like you for the project. Using something called the "Inch Worm Concept" to provide a fully automated wanking experience, the Rubbot's creators promise that it will prove to be "compact, hands-free, cool-looking and . . . let's just say, 'effective'" upon its release sometime next year. As far as we're concerned, a male sex toy we don't have to use one of our hands to fiddle with couldn't come a minute too soon, especially since our jobs require keeping at least one hand free for typing and mouse clicking and stuff—and that Thai hooker we keep hiring to take care of our other manual needs while we're working is starting to get awfully expensive. More »
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    While some of our colleagues were busy this past weekend watching hot alt girls get strung up on meathooks, the folks at LoveHoney were keeping up with the latest developments in giant ball technology, spooky looking masturbation devices, and penis shaped meat products at the Venus Sex Show in Berlin. If these are the kind of things we have to look forward to when we attend the AVN Expo in Las Vegas this year, January can't come quickly enough. (We might pass on the penis shaped meat products, however. We're trying to eat healthier these days.) (lovehoney.co.uk)
  • #robots

    We've already breached the robot/human sexual barriers (sorta), but at least one nerd says that by 2050 robot love will be so commonplace that people will actually start to marry their electronic friends. Considering that it's almost 2008 and two gay humans can't even go that far, don't hold your breath on that one. (livescience.com + theregister.co.uk)
  • #nerds

    Do you have a sex fetish ... from the future? (Cue eerie music.) And can premature ejaculation still happen if you're banging someone at the speed of light? (wired.com)
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    What would the world be like if your Playboys had DRM protection? Is it possible to "file share" an orgasm? (docs.google.com, via Boing Boing)
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    Scientists have developed a new computer system that can create 3D images that you "feel" with a special glove. Yes, the virtual handjob is within our grasp. (Come on, we were all thinking it.) (newscientisttech.com, via prometheus6.org)