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more about #theass more comments → offred: I'd be worried about splinters more than anything. more » Beau Nerd: Stretching it out for your soldier? That's a Patriot Act right there. more » Brian47: No whammies, no whammies... Amber Rayne, everybody wins! :) That girl just makes me feel good! more » sam991: Alexis' first outing remains only the second feature i've ever bought on Blu-Ray and the only one i would replace if my house burned down. more » offred: An entirely worthy decision. Given that posterior, she could reign for an entire presidential term! more » Gram Ponante: G*d D*mn *t! more » JawzX2: Hoon The Earth @ www.cafepress.com/jawzx2: Donkeys aren't sterile, you've got them confused with Mules. Mule booty may well be an insult ;) more » user67: I meant video reviews. Thank you very much more » user67: More vid's. That was great and also scary! more » cand86: That's just scary. more » -
#dvd
"OverStuffed 9": What To Do With Your Bat In The Postseason
To call it "charming" would be a stretch (literally) , but the exertions of the women in "Overstuffed 9," as we watch them fit bigger and bigger objects into themselves, is at the very least plucky. More » -
#dvd
"Puckered Up": Remembrance of Things Assed
"Puckered Up" is an anal game show, but no one goes home empty-assed. In fact, about the only thing that doesn't make its way up the netherest part of Amber Rayne is a $25,000 pyramid. More » -
#pornstars
Alexis Texas Is (Still) Buttwoman
Normally at this time of year, Elegant Angel shocks and awes us all with the announcement of the next porn performer to be crowned with the title of Buttwoman. This year they've decided to forgo the passing of the butt-on. More » -
#emergingtrends
"Donkey Booty": Not To Be Confused With "Don Quixote"
Boy, I'll never make that mistake again. But it got me to wondering: why would a woman appreciate having her ass be compared to a sterile odd-toed ungulate? I needed to watch the movie to define the term in context. More » -
#maritalaidtestkitchen
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kristina Rose
This is what porn does to perception: Kristina Rose is 5'1" and weighs 110 lbs., but she still keeps showing up in movies about giant asses. More » -
#theass
"Evil Anal 8" Is Truly, Deeply Good
Fresh-faced and bubbly Maya Hills seems so corn-fed and wholesome that the things happening in her very back yard are difficult to comprehend. More » -
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#hardcore
Evil Angel Invites Us To Get Caught In Their Newest "Ass Trap"
Evil Angel stable director John Leslie brings the sweet, curvy, cockhungry bottoms of Corina Jayden, Asa Akira, Faith Leon, Jayden Jaymes, and Mika all the heat they need in this blistering sequel to "Ass Trap." More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? I See A Darkness Edition
"We have looked into the anus, and it is us," someone once said. While the font of Evil Angel's "Deep Anal Abyss 2" doesn't impart the despair Adrianna Nicole must be feeling, I'd Camus her. More » -
#theass
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Cherokee D’Ass
Cherokee D'Ass loves her ass almost as much as you do. Today's Birthday Girl not only mentions her ass in her name, she has the word D'Ass tattooed on her ass. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Put The Needle On The Record Edition
While prefixing anything with the word "cyber-" makes us giggle like when our granddad warned about "smoking drugs," this movie inspires nostalgia for the days when we would suffix fortune cookie aphorisms with ".com." More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Velicity Von
For someone who loves anal as much as she does, Birthday Girl Velicity Von sure looks surprised a lot when somebody puts something in her ass. More » -
#celebrityskin
Lily Allen Hits Us With Her Ass Shot
First there were Lily Allen's boobs, now we've got her bum. Soon we'll be able to construct an entire naked Lily Allen... in our minds. (Or maybe even with computers! They can do that, right?) More » -
#video
Shake That Ass!
The world has taken so much from us: our youth, our health, our optimistic outlook—but they'll never take young girls shaking their asses on YouTube. (And if they try, we've got a gun.). More »
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#theass
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Alexis Texas
We tried to find an event that happened on this date in Lone Star State history that would be funny to pair with Alexis Texas’ birthday, which is today, but nothing presented itself. More » -
#fleshflicks
Your Moment Of Bliss With Alexis Texas
We often find ourselves less than impressed with tube site clips' titles (particularly when they're laden with spelling errors)—but whoever went with "Doesn't Get Much Better Than Alexis Texas' Perfect Ass" was spot on. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Sleight of Ass Edition
We meet at a quickie trade paperback celebrity book-signing ("Dana Plato's Posthumous Carb Diary"), you ask if I'd like to give you a creampie, then you show me your ass. I think: Amateur. More » -
#theass
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug
Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Ass-perger's Edition
This movie dutifully answers the question "How many nurses take it up the ass?" But my question for you, Dear Readers, is "Must we go through that forward ass to get to the remaining five?" -
#owningyourassgasm
"Black Assgasm": A Crapshoot
It was as if Santa guessed my Christmas list. "Would you like to see a black assgasm?" he said. More » -
#courtneycummz
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Courtney Cummz
Courtney Cummz won our heart with her delightful personality and her sweet face, but she didn’t stop there. Her trim body, fine ass, and pierced nipples are a delight to look at, especially when she’s getting railed silly by some lucky bastard. But Courtney’s even more - if you can believe it - than a pretty face and a perfect round ass and a pair of perky pierced nipples. -
#hardcore
"Tunnel Butts" Proves That Anal Is Never Lost In Translation
To be quite honest, we’re never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we violate them). There's also the matter of that whole language barrier thing, previously seen with Evil Angel's "Fresh on Cock."
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#isthatallthereisdept
So You Want To Be A Dream Girl
It must be a heady feeling to get what you wish for. Just ask Angelica. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? The Gapes of Wrath Edition
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don't do it, and their partners daren't ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn's ladder. In fact, even the word "rung" sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we'll close out the Steinbeck category by removing "Cannery Row" from contention). More » -
#theass
Your Day in Large Asses (er, for America)
I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors. More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Being For The Benefit Of Gina Lynn's Ass
First off, we were so impressed with last week's efforts that we are moving to Philadelphia to fondle the left ball of Duncan Doughnut and perform an Ass Meld on our sneeze reflex. But it's a new week in a litigious world, and Zero Tolerance has clearly forgotten about a certain lawsuit-happy Cupertino company in naming its latest "Apple Bottomz." After all, one look at Gina Lynn and it's an easy jump to "How many USB devices can I daisy chain from her ass? Like, 128?" Your job this week, then, is to rename this movie as if it were either a Beatles lyric or a computer product. Having trouble? Your mother should know. More » -
#pornbrazilians
Today In Brazilian Asses: "Thick Chocolate Shakes"
Let's make something clear: we are all about the wispy, journal-writing, suicide-attempting waifs that sometimes appear in these virtual pages. But attention must be paid when a movie comes our way promising that "these jizz gobbling, nut draining, mocha skinned sweethearts can deep throat a foot long cock for hours at a time without cumming up for air." That's right: hours. Hey Aqualung! More » -
#youarethere
"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass
"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More » -
#thehorror
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Brownout Edition
We're an enlightened group of people here, right? Remember when your wife sat on my lap at the dinner party and you were uncomfortable but we all got over it? That's what I mean. But now and then there is a porn title even we First Amendment Patriots quail at. More » -
#theass
It's back to school time in Japan, and you know what that means: time to head back to class and resume your studies about all those advanced ass lubing techniques you began last semester. If all our lab demonstrations were like this when we were in school, we wouldn't have felt so bad about summer ending every year. (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind) -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Two Great Tastes
When it comes to ice cream, do you prefer vanilla or chocolate? Pistachio or butter pecan? Double ripple fudge chunk or cherries and cream with ... ok, you get the idea. Some decisions in life are just so tough to make that we often prefer not to make them. So whenever we can, we choose all of the above. (Isn't that’s why they invented the double dip?) In fact, there were so many tempting flavors on the menu this week in the sex blog scene (way more than 31, as a matter of fact) that we couldn't narrow it down to only one, which is why we're serving up two great tastes that taste great together: kissing and ass fucking. (As far as actually kissing ass, though ... well, you'll have to wait for another visit to the ice cream parlor for that.) More » -
#extremepornstarshowdown
Tits Or Ass: Gianna Michaels Vs. Alexis Texas
Communism vs. Capitalism. Environmentalism vs. Industrialization. Betty vs. Veronica. Tits vs. Ass. Is there any debate more heated than that last one? Though we don't flatter ourselves to think that we could settle so epic a dispute with one humble poll, we do feel that we've chosen two worthy contenders to defend the honor of their respective erogenous zone in this latest round of Fleshbot's Extreme Pornstar Challenge. Representing Tits is the beautiful, bountiful Gianna Michaels, whose praises we can't sing enough of (try as we might); while the charms are of Ass are represented by the newly crowned Buttwoman Herself, Alexis Texas, with a posterior the size of... well, you know. More » -
#theass
Remembrance Of Things Assed: "Miss Big Ass Brazil"
For whatever reason (and don't delve too deeply into it), I looked at the title of this movie and heard a rebuke from my mother. "And if you're so smart, Miss Big Ass Brazil, why did you flunk Algebra?" If something primal in your own memory was stirred by these images, join us after the gap. More » -
#babes
Kimmi Kennedy has what we in the business call an "outsized posterior." Sorry, if these technical insider terms confuse you, but we think you get the general idea. (bootysource.com) -
#alexistexas
Passing The Butt-on: Alexis Texas Is The New "Buttwoman"
Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions. More » -
#adventuresinmarketing
We always thought that Lush was just a squeaky-clean British bath and cosmetic product brand—but it turns out that they're actually a squeaky-clean British bath and cosmetic product brand that just happen to send bare-assed models out on the street to hawk their wares. (Even if it seems you have to go to Berlin to see said bare-assed models.) If they start trying out this marketing strategy here in the States, we might start visiting their retail shops more often. As it stands now they only make us sneeze. (copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#thisweekinporntitles
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Gold Medal Edition
This publication seems to be in love with the word "fap" as much as the nation is in love with Michael Phelps. So why not combine them? At least for the duration of this post, substitute "Phelps" for "fap" and consider the onomatopoetic implications (I imagine the L sound coming from a punch to the throat when it's done). More »
