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PornEskimo Warms You In An Igloo Of Smut

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:15:14 EDT

We've been spending a lot of our, uh ... "downtime" recently at a plucky little site called PornEskimo. We're not sure what a Porn Eskimo is, or how to distinguish one from a regular Eskimo, but the web version is basically a supercharged porn portal, with links to TGP galleries, preview videos, paysites, and other assorted dirty goodies. Pretty standard stuff, actually, but this one is remarkably well-organized by category, genre, and best of all—by girl. Type in pretty much any pornstar whose name you can remember—past or present—and you'll get a handy list of websites, pictures and videos to satisfy your craving. Like for one completely random example, Rebecca Love in "The Tits That Saved XXXMas." (They sure did!) The clips may sometimes be a little short and probably a little dated, but bounce around the site for awhile and you'll quickly wonder where the rest of your day went.

· PornEskimo + Eskimo Tube (porneskimo.com)

Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!

Jonnobot — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:25:02 EDT

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

Antifacial: Anywhere But There

Jonnobot — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:55:40 EDT

Sure, few sexual activities can match the facial when it comes to showing how much you care (or at least how much you're willing to give or receive a faceful of splooge). But what about all those other poor cumshots directed at other parts of the body that don't have their own catchy and easily indexed name? The author behind this fledgling anonymous cumshot blog hopes to redress the pornic imbalance by presenting photos only of "HUGE CUMSHOTS ON THE BODY BUT NOT ON THE FACE (EXCEPTED THE CASES OF UNEXPECTED EXTRA HUGE SHOTS!)" Maybe someday we'll look on the shelves of our local porn shoppe and see whole sections devoted to Backals, Bellyals, and Titsciles where once a vast expanse of nothing but facial fetish DVDs held sway. (Until then, feel free to use the expressions we just came up with ... unless you can come up with better ones of your own?)

· ANTIFACIAL (antifacial.blogspot.com - thanks Ben)

Brianna Love's Ass Presentation

Gram Ponante — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:52:05 EDT

Brianna Love wasn't always so ass-centric, but attention must be paid to her recent career path and choice of ass display, which in this picture from Tom Byron's forthcoming "Lord of Asses XI" (alass, no Riverdancing) appears to be four separate things. God bless her. (And her ass.)

· Tom Byron (evolutiondist.com)
· See also: Brianna Love galleries 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)

Our friends at Your Dirty Mind ask: "So...

Jonnobot — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:51:01 EDT

Our friends at Your Dirty Mind ask: "So when was the last time you were in a bathroom with 21 naked girls?" Obviously they haven't seen the new ladies room-cum-daiquiri bar we just had installed here at Fleshbot Central. But for the rest of you, this collection of galleries might be worth a look. (nextdoormania.com, via yourdirtymind.com)

Some days at Fleshbot we like to bring you...

Jonnobot — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:29:25 EDT

Some days at Fleshbot we like to bring you thoughtful ruminations on sex culture and trenchant analysis of the issues surrounding the world of adult entertainment. Then there are those days when we just feel like sharing a really juicy and nicely thumbnailed TGP gallery of hot squirting pics. See how well rounded we are? (porn-plus.com, via Indie Nudes)

Hairy Girl Central Keeps The Fuzz Front And Center (And Everywhere Else)

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:03:30 EDT

How many times have you asked yourself, "Why isn't there a blog that combs through all the best erotic sites and TGP pages to find galleries of unshaved girls and links them all together on one page?" Almost every day right? Well, believe it or not such a site actually exists! OK, maybe it's not that hard to believe—there are actually plenty of places on the web that cater to fans of the hirsute set, but our latest find keeps it pretty simple with big pictures, links and well ... hair. Up top or down below, these girls aren't interested in razors or Nair — and they make a convincing case that maybe you shouldn't be either.

· Hairy Girl Central (hairygirlcentral.com, via Otomano)

Previously: Furry Girl's Christmas Festivus Wish, Hands Up For Hairy Armpits!, Hairy Girls Blog

We can't vouch for the safety of every link...

Jonnobot — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:07:19 EST

We can't vouch for the safety of every link on the site, and in truth there are jillions of TGP sites out there that use the same naked babe grid design motif ... but you try resisting a URL like ScreenFullOfPorn.com. We actually considered using that ourselves at one point, but we thought "Fleshbot" was faster to type. (screenfullofporn.com - thanks Jonas)

Ho Ho Hos: Merry XXXmas Porn To All

Jonnobot — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:08:03 EST

OK, we'll admit it, in case we haven't been clear enough already: We really don't get into the whole naked chick in a Santa hat thing. Naughty nurses we can understand, and we've even been known to drool over a sexy schoolgirl or two as far as amateur-grade cosplay is concerned. But to us, there is nothing intrinsically erotic about a cheap red felt hat trimmed with cheesy fake fur — and with all respect to our gay bear brethren, the throught of a naked Santa getting it on with his elves doesn't really deck our halls either. (And to tell you the truth, we're still a little bitter about the lack of decent Hannukah-themed smut out there. Why must life be so unfair?)

And yet, we're not entirely as Scroogelike as all that might sound — after all, we here at Fleshbot fully support everyone's right to fap to whatever (legal) material they so choose to fap to, and that includes naked chicks in Santa hats and cheap tinsel. So once again, we're directing you to the relatively classy XXXMas Blog that our friends at Your Dirty Mind have been trotting out every year (think of it as a pornish version of the Charlie Brown special), along with a few of our other favorite Yuletide-themed smut moments from elsewhere on the interweb. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a ... uh, you know the rest.

· The XXXMas Blog (xxxmas.yourdirtymind.com)

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Remember those days when all you had to...

Jonnobot — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:56:23 EST

Remember those days when all you had to do was leave out a plate of cookies and a glass of milk for Santa on Christmas Eve and call it a night? We're worried now that after he visits Melissa Midwest's house, he's not going to be satisfied with a few Chips Ahoy once he comes down our chimney. (TGP/preview video gallery @ melissamidwest.com)

Vixena Is Italian For Hot Pantyhose Pics

Fleshbot — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:55:40 EST

OK, so we actually don't know how to say "hot pantyhose pics" in Italian. But it's not like you have to know any tricky foreign tongues anyway to peruse the copious assortment of free galleries from dozens of amateur and professional pantyhose and lingerie fetish sites from all over the web, since the only part of Vixena.it that's in Italian is that domain name. In fact, the only problem you'll have once you start clicking your way through the hundreds of photos on display here isn't finding yuor way around—it's knowing when to stop. (So how do you say "we surrender!" in Italian anyway? We figure it might come in handy someday.)

· Vixena.it: "Where Nylon Dreams Come True!" (vixena.it - thanks Stewie)
· Thumbnail via Pantyhose Angel (paysite preview @ pantyhoseangel.com)

Previously: Photoplay: "Jack's Leg Show 3", Pantyhose Hotness @ Collants Passion, Porn of the Moment: "Pantyhose Whores", Vintage Stockings, Love Doll's Pantyhose, The Dutch Pantyhose Portal, Pantyhose Mama

Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:04:48 EST

We see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can't escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories.

· Cartoon Pussy (cartoon-pussy.com)

Previously: This Week In Japanese Porn Titles: "Cartoon Character Costume Rape", Hot 'Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, Catt House Studios, More Hardcore 'Toons

Getting Banged @ Banged.tv

Fleshbot — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:41:29 EDT

It takes a lot of balls (not to mention plenty of ass, tits, pussy, and cock) to call yourself "The Home Of Hardcore Porn" when you're just one dirty video sharing site among many and you haven't been around as long as many of the better-known names in that same field. But Banged.tv still does an admirable job of collecting wank-length preview clips from several of the better hardcore video membership sites and presenting them in an easy-to-navigate format; load times are fast, and if you want to see the longer versions of the excerpts you're watching ... well, those "click here to see more" links are pretty hard to miss. It might not end up being your main crib, but surely all that free hardcore goodness is worth dropping in to visit every now and then?

· Banged.tv (banged.tv)
· Thumbnail: Katie Morgan Fucked, via Sex Pro Adventures (sexproadventures.com)

By Request: Zoey Zane's Halloween Striptease

Fleshbot — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 13:21:50 EDT

Anticipating today's barrage of Halloween-themed smutitude here at Fleshbot, a reader wrote us earlier this week to ask: "Personally, if you could find some galleries to post that actually do have costumes before the girls take it off, that'd be really hot." Which was a pretty interesting request, seeing how most of the Halloween-themed sexiness we see almost invariably involves babes who are showing too much to begin with; could it be that there are actually some folks out there for whom a delicious sense of anticipation is more important than a see-through sexy nurse outfit? After a bit of digging, we came up with this photoset starring amateur babe Zoey Zane and two of her festive friends. We're pretty sure they're supposed to be dressed up as characters from "The Wizard Of Oz", even if the Tin Man chick is looking a bit more like some futuristic KKK member to us; still, they all wind up naked in the end, so does it really matter how accurate their costumes were in the first place?

· Zoey Zane's Halloween (TGP/preview gallery @ ragingbucks.com, via Ask Jolene)
· Zoey Zane (zoeyzane.com)

Bubbly Smut @ Rare-O-Rama

Fleshbot — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:32:25 EDT

Sure, there's no shortage of TGP gallery sites out there that link to free porn content on paysites and affiliate programs. But we commend the folks at Rare-O-Rama for bucking the trend by not only featuring some of our favorite alt porn destinations like Crazy Babe and Erotic BPM, but for eschewing those dreary. hard-edged, right-angled preview thumbs in favor of rounded, cheerful-looking porn bubbles. And there's not many webmasters who have the honesty to come right out and admit that it's all television's fault that they've chosen to devote their lives to sharing things like oral gangbangs, ginormous dildo insertions, and teen anal creampies. We're still trying to come up with an excuse ourselves.

· Rare-O-Rama: "The kinkiest girls around!" (rare-o-rama.com)

Previously: Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One), Porn 2.0: Haven't We Been Here Before?, Bubble Gum Porn: Chew On This, ChruGirls: Less Is More

Meet Natasha Nice (AKA That Chick Who Looks Sorta Like Meg White)

Fleshbot — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:35:31 EDT

After looking at that alleged sex tape "starring" the White Stripes' Meg White that everyone and their grandmother has been weighing in on today, an eagle-eyed Fleshbot reader noted the similarities between its female star and big-boobed porn starlet Natasha Nice. While repeat views of the video in question have made us even less convinced that it's actually Meg, we're not convinced it's Natasha either, even if there's a certain resemblance: same round face, same magnificent tits, same penchant for wearing neck jewelry during sex (though the babe in the video isn't sporting the belly button ring that Natasha is in her porn appearances and seems to be a good twenty pounds heavier than her glossier porn doppelganger.) So let's just file this latest development under "inconclusive" for the time being: at most, we've done everything we could to assure that Meg's honor remains unbesmirched by sex tape rumor tawdriness, and at the very least we've introduced you to a hot porn babe with magnificent tits and a penchant for wearing neck jewelry during sex. Isn't that good enough?

· Porn star Natasha Nice (TGP/video gallery links @ puckys.com - thanks M.)

More Natasha after the jump.

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· Natasha Nice @ Number 1 Models (number1models.com)
· (The Real) Miss Natasha Nice (MySpace)
· Natasha Nice Interview (rogreviews.com)
· Natasha Nice (official paysite @ natashanice.com)

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Previously: This Week In Porn Titles: "Swallow My Sperm P.O.V. 2"

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)

Fleshbot — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:53:12 EDT

It's that time of the year when ~~internet geeks~~ buccaneer fanciers everywhere will be celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day—and since our entire pirate-related vocabulary is pretty much limited to the words "avast!", "yar!", and "BitTorrent!", we've done what we could to get into the spirit of the occasion by once again rounding up a treasure chest full of babes in ridiculously sexy (or simply ridiculous) pirate outfits for your entertainment and/or bemusement. Just remember: an eye patch and a silly hat with a skull and crossbones on it does not neccessarily a real pirate queen make. (Then again, we guess running around all day saying "avast!" and "yar!" doesn't make you a real pirate either.)

Asian pirate fucks and sucks

Sammy The Pirate

Pirates Vs. Ninjas

Sexy Pirate Babe Drawings

Lia19 And Her Pirate Sword

Pirate Queen Alexis Silver

Raven Riley: Horny Pirate Woman

Anita Dark Dressed Like A Pirate

Pirate Extreme Insertions

Another Random Pirate Babe

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See also:
· Digital Playground's "Pirates" (The Squeeky Clean Version) (squeekycleanporn.com)
· Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day (blueblood.net)

TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene

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Previously: Pirate Porn!, Keira Knightley Goes Hardcore (Sorta) Digital Playground's "Pirates", Carmen Luvana Interview, Profane Pirate's "Psychocandy 4"

Love a hot mess? So do our pals at Pornzio,...

Lux Nightmare — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:36:24 EDT

Love a hot mess? So do our pals at Pornzio, who've put together a collection of "free vids featuring crazy chicks that suck dick". We're not so sure what makes these girls "crazy" (they say it has to do with celebrating "girls with a wild look in their eye, prescription downers, and daddy issues"; we mostly see girls with an addiction to eye shadow), but at least some of the vids are hot. (pornzio.com)

Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:12:12 EDT

Are you sick of all those user-rated community porn sites that we've already covered here on Fleshbot and are looking for a new user-rated community porn site? Well, you're in luck because we've just come across yet another social porn venture, appropriately titled, uh ... Social Porn. You should know the drill by now—users submit smutty galleries, other users vote on the ones they like, and the cream rises to the top so that you can skim off only the best of the boobies that are out there. It's even got a familiar interface for folks who are used to that other web 2.0 place that we don't like to mention because they're too afraid to share our naughty links. Now that doesn't sound like the wave of the future, does it?

· Socialporn (socialporn.com)

Previously: Vote Boob! (And Other Body Parts), Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, Wiki For Porn, TittyWar!, Splutr: More Social Porn, Fleshh

Fetichismo.tv: Because Masuimi Max Is Hot In Any Language

Fleshbot — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:28:08 EDT

If we spun off all the fetish-flavored and altporn posts on Fleshbot and transported them to a Spanish-language universe, the result might look a lot like Fetichismo.tv, a blog which proudly features "material de temática sexual" by way of all the categories we've come to know and love: fetish, BDSM, latex, pinups, burlesque and sexy videos. There are a lot of familiar faces and boobs and tattoos on display here, especially since many of our homegrown alt stars seem to have garnered quite a following on the other side of the Atlantic (USA! USA!). Given our crappy foreign language skills, we can't vouch for whether the commentary which accompanies all that pierced, tattooed, and latexed flesh is as trenchant and pithy as the sort you'll find around here (ahem) ... but since pictures are worth at least a thousand words you probably won't miss much even if you just click through all the tasty delights on display without actually reading anything. (And even if you think that "vidas alternativas" is something you'd find on the side order menu at Chili's.)

· Fetichismo.tv: Fetichismo y Estilos de Vida Alternativos (fetichismo.tv)
· Thumbnail star: Masuimi Max (iamtrouble.com)