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more about #texas more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If only "shit-eating grin" were to mean analingus, in this case. more » Al aka El Negro Magnifico: I need this flick almost as much as I need my next breath. Naomi ruled/rules, whether thin or thick. more » Tricked: Ah, "old school" Naomi. ... Hmmm... whatever happened to her, anyway? She got anorexic-looking, then just vanished (and no, I can't be assed to do my... more » Conrad: The girl in the pink looks a little pink herself. As much as going to work with a sunburn is usually uncomfortable, it seems porn would be much worse.... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Is she black? If so, the 38KKK cup-size becomes a brilliant piece of performance art. I'm serious. more » Anthony_K: Hey, if her back can handle those luscious melons, and her nipples still stay sensitive enough, then who am I to argue against her?? Does she have a w... more » DoraHaeru: Gee, Donna Marie, which big breast do you like? The right or the left? Oh, you like both? Then how about saying "I love women with big breastS." Ther... more » Ayleron: I have a profound distaste for fake boobs so meh.... more » Wolf68k: We likes them big in Texas :D more » bidonnamarie: Being a bi-sexual woman I love women with big breast and Holy Shit, these are HUGE! If I was her kid I'd breast feed till I was 90! Keep up the great ... more » -
#hardcore
"I Love Big Butts 6" Packs All Star Cast Ass
"I Love Big Butts 6" spans an epic 5 hours in 12 scenes on 2 discs in their quest to be number 1 on the charts. Add that up in numerology and you get 8, which is the date this month this show releases. Spooky, huh? More » -
#todayinboobs
Everything's Bigger In Texas: Sheyla Hershey Inflates Her Boobs... Again
Why, hello again, Sheyla Hershey! Your massive boobs sure are looking great—we're glad to hear you finally found a doctor willing to pump them up to a 38KKK. More » -
#deepinthepartsoftexas
Sex Toys Now Totally Legal In The Fifth Circuit
Remember how the Texas sex toy ban was overturned... and then the overturning was kinda overturned after that? Well, that was also overturned, and now sex toys are really, really, truly legal in the Fifth Circuit (translation: Texas, Louisiana, and MIssissippi). And just in time for our "Masturbating Across Mississippi" tour! (avn.com) -
#handjobs
1st And Ten, Do It Again
Taking your girlfriend up to the rocks overlooking the football stadium is an excellentcheapdate, but just remember that if you can see into the stadium, everyone in the stadium can see you too. (YouTube, via Deadspin) More » -
#sextoys
Three years ago, the Houston police confiscated $50,000 worth of toys from a local sex shop and now that the charges have been dropped and they want their property back ... all the evidence has mysteriously gone missing. If only there was someone you could turn to when your things get stolen! (chron.com + avn.com) -
#boobs
Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that's not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can't find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone into her body. Not even in Texas! We thought they did everything bigger down there! (myfoxhouston.com) -
#vibrators
An airplane sign company has been prohibited from flying a banner ad for Vibrator.com over South Padre Island, Texas. Because, you know, the last thing drunk college students should be thinking about while they're on spring break is sex. (xbiz.com) -
#stripclubs
An attempt to charge Texas strip club patrons an additional five bucks that would go towards state sexual assault support services and health care for the poor was struck down this week as unconstitutional. Which is fine as far as we're concerned: we're all for helping victims, but when that five bucks could also mean one more surreptitious grope while we're shoving a bill down someone's g-string we totally have to draw the line somewhere. Times are tough enough these days for us too, you know? (avn.com) -
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#nipples
A crack team of airline security experts forced a woman in Texas to remove her nipple piercings before being allowed to board a flight. Her lawyer says, "The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon," but obviously she's never checked Kate Moss on an ice cold January morning. (news.yahoo.com - thanks Dave) -
#hysteria
Citizens of the Lone Star State, don't start wielding those pocket pussies with impunity just yet: conservative legislators in Texas are challenging the recent court ruling that overturned the ban on genital-shaped sex toys, saying that it will "'invite ... challenges to previously-uncontroversial criminal prohibitions' on sexual practices such as 'consensual adult incest or bigamy'". We'd totally have more to say on the subject, but our wives (who also happen to be our first cousins) are nagging us to take out the garbage now. (slate.com) -
#deepintheinsertorificehereoftexas
Texas Sex Toy Ban Overturned
It's definitely going to be a happy Valentine's Day for the good horny people of Texas: the Lone Star State's infamous sex toy ban has finally been overturned. After years of needless meddling in people's sex lives, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the ban — which made it a crime to sell sex toys shaped like human genitalia — was in violation of the 14th Amendment, also known as the right to privacy. More » -
#stripclubs
Texas strip clubs are fighting over a new law that forces them to charge a $5 entrance fee to every customer. "You can only charge so much to the customer before they will go (to) Bennigans." Ain't that the truth! That place is delicious! (chron.com) -
#swingers
Dallas suburbanites fight for the right to turn their living rooms into wet, hot orgy dens. Do you really think a Texan could throw a small, quiet sex party? (dallasnews.com) -
#cars
Portable DVD players (and the porn they broadcast) are amazing, but it's probably best if you don't watch them while you're driving. Or drinking and driving. Actually, just stay away from cars altogether, please. (star-telegram.com) -
#events
Deep In The Heart Of Lone Star Pornutopia
We've been remiss in not mentioning that the Lone Star Pornutopia has once again descended upon Houston, and the ladies of porn are out in force to meet their fans. You can still catch the show, which runs through Saturday, for a mere $20. (Steal!) While the event definitely pales in comparison to AVN's annual Vegas lovefest, when you consider that it's Texas, where dildos still exist in a murky haze of semi-legality things aren't too shabby. Plus, this year's organizers have added the First Annual Houston Adult Entertainment Hall Of Fame Awards, which by law must be presented by a Tera. (Wray, in this instance.) - CW More » -
#swingers
The sleepy suburb of Duncanville, Texas, does not like all those suburbanites sleeping with each other—especially, when they do it in groups of about 200 or so. Hey, we're all for the swinging, but that's an awful lot of swaps to keep track of, isn't it? (cbs11tv.com) -
#youarethere
Austin Erotic Carnival 2007: Kink In The Heart Of Texas
We don't know how that whole "Keep Austin Weird" movement is going in general these days, but based on our correspondent's photo report from the Austin Erotic Carnival at Red 7 this past weekend, we can definitely say that they're managing to keep things pretty kinky over there in central Texas ...
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#greatmomentsinmedia
Sex sells ... unless you're Texas Monthly and you put a story titled "Astronaut Sex" on your cover. (It was their second-worst performing issue ever.) We guess everything isn't bigger down there. (chron.com)
