<![CDATA[Fleshbot: tera patrick]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: tera patrick]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/terapatrick http://fleshbot.com/tag/terapatrick <![CDATA[Porn's Hot 100: Genesis Picks The Hundred Hottest Pornstars]]> There are countless women making a living in Porn Valley—and while many can succeed as porn performers, only a handful will ever be crowned stars. And a mere fraction of those stars will be in the top 100.

Yes, Genesis has released their annual list of the best of the best: and whether you love it or hate it, it's interesting to see who they deem worthy of the top 100 title. We've taken a closer look at their pick for the top ten, with a look at where these ladies were listed last year—and our thoughts on their current position.

As always, your thoughts for who should have made the cut are welcome in the comments.

2009 Porn's Hot 100 (genesisonline.com)

Previously: The 100 Hottest Women In Porn (According To Genesis, Anyway) (fleshbot.com)

10. Gianna Michaels

Last Year's Rank: 21

Fleshbot's Thoughts: If anything, we're just shocked it's taken so long to get the wondrous Gianna into the top ten. She's a strong performer with a resume that's as expansive as her T&A. Heck, she made our top ten all the way back in 2007.

· Photo via Reality Kings (realitykings.com)

9. Joanna Angel

Last Year's Rank: 18

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Again, it's good to see a long time favorite (and, ahem, Supreme Commandress) recognized in the top ten. We'd love to know what boosted her rank this year—was it "LA Pink"? Cause "LA Pink" does look pretty awesome....

· Photo via Burning Angel (burningangel.com)

8. Belladonna

Last Year's Rank: 5

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Any top ten that doesn't include Belladonna is just kidding itself.

7. Briana Banks

Last Year's Rank: 22

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Another hardworking performer who should have been in the top ten ages ago.

· Photo via Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

6. Bree Olson

Last Year's Rank: 10

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Bree got a slight boost in the rankings this year—and with releases like "The Five", it's not hard to see why.

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

5. Stormy Daniels

Last Year's Rank: 1

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Stormy's stayed strong this year—but she's also shifted her focus from making porn to pursuing a career in politics. You can't stay on top if you're not fully in the game.

· Photo via Wicked Pictures (freewicked.com)

4. Tera Patrick

Last Year's Rank: 2

Fleshbot's Thoughts: We're a bit surprised to see that Tera's still in the top ten. Not that we don't find her enthralling—but she barely performs anymore. Shouldn't that be a knock against her?

3. Jesse Jane

Last Year's Rank: 3

Fleshbot's Thoughts: Digital Playground's resident superstar holds steady. No surprises here: with her talent and enthusiasm for her work, Jesse's not going anywhere for a while.

· Photo of Jesse Jane courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

2. Jenna Haze

Last Year's Rank: 4

Fleshbot's Thoughts: There's a very good reason why Jenna bagged Female Performer of the Year—and it's the same reason why she scored the number two slot on the Genesis list: this girl is fucking hot.

· Photo via Big Wet Asses (freepornofreeporn.com)

1. Sasha Grey

Last Year's Rank: 6

Fleshbot's Thoughts: 2009 is the Year of Sasha Grey. If she hadn't been crowned with the number one slot, we might have had to organize a protest (Million Fleshbot Reader March, anyone?).

· Photo via Twistys (twistys.com)

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<![CDATA[Tera Patrick And Evan Seinfeld Call It Quits]]> Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld are divorcing. Think she'd like to be Mrs. Fleshbot? (hustlerworld.com)

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<![CDATA[Tera Patrick: Pornstar, Model, Businesswoman...Author?]]> Add another industry to Tera Patrick's checklist: the multi-talented businesswoman has broken into publishing, with her autobiography, "Sinner Takes All," due on shelves this coming January. (avn.com)

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<![CDATA[They Taste As Good As They Look]]> Tera Patrick (sxx.com)

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<![CDATA[Marilyn Chambers's Last Movie: An All Dog Porno]]> Upon the news of Marilyn Chambers's death, we wondered how the legendary pornstar had spent her last few months. Well, now we know: for her final role, Marilyn voiced the lead in an all dog porno.

And we mean dog in the most literal sense: think "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" gone XXX. "Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie" (currently in post-production) is billing itself as a "mass-market hardcore dog movie;" the tale of a young Labrador who goes into heat for the first time, then runs away to the city to avoid getting spayed (sexual adventures—including dog girl-on-girl—ensue).

And Marilyn's not the only big name included in the cast—Dustin Diamond, Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld, and (of course) Ron Jeremy all lend their talents to this tale of a dog fuck dog world.

We're not really sure when (or where) this movie will be screening, but if it happens to appear at a theater near you, please go see it and let us know what you think. We'll be sure to do the same.

· "Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie" (porndogsthemovie.com)
· "Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie" (imdb.com)
· Porndogs: A Preview (avn.com)
· Thumbnail: Marilyn Chambers with canine counterpart Sadie (avn.com)

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<![CDATA[Andrew Blake Crams All The World's Hottest Women Into One Amazing DVD]]> This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection?

Why, nothing short of Andrew Blake's "5 Stars," a breathtaking collection of some of Blake's most memorable scenes, starring some of the most memorable women ever to fuck on film. Aria Giovanni, Janine Lindemulder, Sasha Grey, Tera Patrick, and Dita Von Teese are the "five stars" in question: and in case that collection of leading ladies isn't enough to put you in a stupor, the cast of co-stars includes Anita Blond, Regina Hall, Justine Joli, Dahlia Grey, Nina Kornikova, Kelle Marie, Kim Wilde, Faith Leon, Temptress, Sierra, Victoria, Julia Ann, Claire Adams and Paula Price.

We don't know about you, but we think we'll be calling in sick the minute we get our hands on a copy of this masterpiece.

· Andrew Blake (andrewblake.com)

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<![CDATA[Get In Shape, The Tera Patrick Way]]> Ever wonder how Tera Patrick keeps in such sexy, sexy shape? Of course you have. But wonder no longer: in her latest DVD, "Fit 4 Sex," Tera Patrick reveals all her sexiest fitness secrets.

At least, that's what we assume she'll be doing. In the DVD—distributed by Watch It Now Entertainment, the people who brought you "Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease"—Tera combines "yoga, Pilates and Kama Sutra to create the perfect fitness program for a sound body and revved-up sex drive." It's being billed as part workout tape, part sex positions guide—but we have a sad suspicion that it's all clothed. Doesn't Tera know that naked yoga is what gets us in the mood?

· Fit 4 Sex Workout with Tera Patrick (metacafe.com)
· Tera Gets 'Fit 4 Sex' with Carmen Electra Vid-Makers (avn.com)
· Thumbnail: Sex Goddess Tera Patrick (sxx.com)

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<![CDATA[Pornstars Go Geek (And Give Out Tips About Maneuvering The Old Joystick)]]> Who says pornstars can't be geeky? (Uh, certainly not us.) The Geek Entertainment TV crew tracked down some of our favorite adult stars and got them to tell all about their video games.

And for those of you who haven't gotten enough of Evan in the past day, you'll be happy to know he gives out his handle for Gears of War, and is more than happy to take on any comers. Go on, challenge him—it may be your only chance to outmaneuver the legendary Evan Stone.

· Finding Geeks at the Adult Entertainment Expo (geekentertainment.tv)

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<![CDATA[Blended To Perfection: Mixed Race Pornstars]]> As the new year dawns, we're given a new chance to start over, a new sense of hope—especially since, in less than three weeks, we'll be inaugurating a new president. A new biracial president.

In the spirit of hope, and change, and biraciality, we're celebrating the dawn of 2009 the best way we know how: with a slew of multiracial pornstars. As women who come from complicated heritages, they're perfectly poised to lead us into the future and—who knows?—maybe even change the face of porn.


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Courtney Page (18yearsold.com)


Roxy Jezel

Velvet Rose (wannawatch.com)


Alexis Silver


Maya Hills


Mei Kasahara


Katsuni


Jayna Oso


Tera Patrick

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

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<![CDATA[Babes And Bands: A Porn Rocker Retrospective]]> It has just come to our attention that Hustler cover girls Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan have formed a band. But they're not the only ladies of the adult industry to test the music waters.

Sure, they might have the best name for their music group—how can you beat Pajamaband?—but other naked pioneers have paved the way for them, including:

Savanna Samson: The pornstar cum vintner also recorded an album. Who knew you could pack so much talent into one person?

Clara Morgane: The best part of Clara Morgane's music career? She was also her very own video vixen.

Tera Patrick: Okay, it was more a one-off gig than an actual singing career, but when Tera Patrick does anything, we sit up and take notice.

Keeley Hazell: The lad mag model has already conquered our hearts, minds, and, uh, other parts, so it only makes sense that she attempted to conquer the music world as well.

Joanna Angel: And, last but most certainly not least, our very own Supreme Commandress recorded a little ditty called "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole," which was featured on the soundtrack of a porn epic of the same name.

· Porno Babes Form A Band! (hustlerworld.com)
· Thumbnail star: Rockin' Lana Lopez (penthouse.com, via Ask Jolene)

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<![CDATA[The 100 Most Popular Pornstars Ever (On Porn-Star.com)]]> As another year draws to a close, there's yet another chance to rank pornstars (not that you really needed the excuse). Porn-Star.com has just unveiled its list of the hundred most popular pornstars (on Porn-Star.com).

So who gets top honors? View the top ten below:

10. Amy Reid

9. Jesse Jane

8. Priya Rai

7. Nikki Benz

6. Briana Banks

5. Audrey Bitoni

4. Eva Angelina

3. Tera Patrick

2. Shyla Stylez

1. Jenna Jameson

Bummed that your favorite star didn't make the cut? View the full top 100 over at Porn-Star.com and see where she placed.

· 100 Most Popular Pornstars of 2008 (porn-star.com)

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<![CDATA[Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Nikki Benz]]> Few performers are at once as posh and yet as dirty as Ukrainian-born, Canadian-raised Nikki Benz. She looks like a socialite with all the good parts of a stripper grafted onto her.


In spite of a reputation for class earned in contracts with Pleasure, Jill Kelly, and TeraVision, Nikki still manages to look like you could find her working at the Gold Club. We hope she doesn’t have to, but after her falling-out with Tera Patrick, who knows what she’s doing to make ends meet? On the other hand, if she did take up employment at the local “gentlemen’s club,” we could just step down the street after work to wish her a happy birthday, since she’s turning 27 today.


Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database


· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Nikki Benz at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Nikki Benz’s movies (gamelink.com)

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<![CDATA[The World's Most Popular Pornstars (According To Fame Registry, At Least)]]> There are many media outlets that claim to tell you who the hottest or most popular pornstars in the world are—but most of those lists rely on reader polls or staff picks; not hard, indisputable science and statistics. Enter FameRegistry, a website that generates a monthly list of the world's most popular pornstars, using an algorithm that compiles data from a wide variety of sources (Google searches, MySpace friends, and Alexa ranking, to name a few) to scientifically determine who among all the world's pornstars is truly the greatest. It's no Extreme Pornstar Showdown, but we suppose it'll do. So who made this month's top ten? Check below, and see what science has to say about porn.

10. Taylor Rain

9. Sunny Leone

8. Belladonna

7. Brittney Skye

6. Eva Angelina

5. Mary Carey

4. Briana Banks

3. Jesse Jane

2. Jenna Haze

1. Tera Patrick

· Fame Registry (fameregistry.com)

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<![CDATA[Tera Patrick’s Porn Star "Pool Party" Restores Hope To A Weary Nation]]> Now that we've crossed the precipice into the cold heart of a lonely winter recession, it's hard to recall the halcyon days behind us. Fading images wistfully haunt our memories like ghostly vapors, as we try to relive those days spent lounging and exploring new levels of excess—like when we had those 17 stunning lesbians come over to the sun drenched West Coast Fleshbot mansion in bikinis and frivolously frolic in and out of the pool in varying states of undress while midgets in diapers lend a vacillating air of depravity and absurdity. And just when we thought it was all a forgotten dream, Tera Patrick goes and releases her latest “all star” lesbian pool party movie... and it all comes rushing back to us. God bless you, Miss Patrick!

If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it's that we can't bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we'd expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera's given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we're thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

"Tera Patrick’s Pool Party" is available this week.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

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<![CDATA["The Insider" Takes A Look Inside The Adult Industry]]> It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights above.

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<![CDATA[Forget The Rest, It's "Tera Patrick Superstar"]]> It’s not every day that we here at Fleshbot HQ talk about a 4 hour compilation release —but then again, it’s not every day that the reigning Queen of Porn, Tera Patrick, releases the best of what she’s got for your viewing pleasure. Today, however, just so happens to be that day. The good perverts over at Teravision have pored over their extensive archives, piecing togethe the very best of what they had to offer into one fantastic release: and quite honestly, it is rather impressive.

Tera Patrick and her rockstar pimp husband Spyder get down and grungy together, but they also have scenes with other people—which, we must say, are pretty great. Some of the highlights: Tera gets drilled by Tommy Gunn while Spyder Jones services his model perfect blond friend; sapphic sweetheart Angie Savage takes a wild ride on the stiff prick of her rocker ex-hubby (a rare treat to catch given her aversion to boy-girl scenes); Sasha Grey turns out another amazing performance (as always), as do Nikki Benz, Jayna Oso, Paola Rey, Tiffany Taylor, Ava Lauren, Katrina Kat, Selena Draagon, Lexie Marie, Regan Reese, and Bobbie Eden (we're tired just typing that!).

Our only complaint, if we're going to be totally honest, is that there isn’t enough Tera in it for us. Seriously, if you’re going call something "Tera Patrick Superstar," shouldn’t she star in more than two scenes? Still, we'll take what we can get—and eagerly wait for whatever our favorite porn Queen offers up next.

Tera Patrick Superstar releases this week from Teravision.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

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<![CDATA[Back To Basics: "Tera Goes Gonzo"]]> When current reigning porn queen Tera Patrick decided to go back to her humble gonzo roots and prove that she can still fuck as nasty as all those callow up-and-coming porn starlets do these days, who did she call? Why, none other than pornographic legend Ed Powers, himself arguably a relic from the days when setting up a Betamax in your living room and filming yourself fucking barely legal girls half your age was considered cutting edge.

Actually. we’re not sure exactly what Ed contributes to "Tera Goes Gonzo"; we were too bust watching Tera and her costars to analyze things too much. But one thing is clear: with a supporting cast that includes Nautica Thorn, Daisy Marie, Roxy DeVille, Gianna Lynn, Kelle Marie, and Stefani Morgan, we’re more than willing to endure whatever other support staff Tera decided to hire to get things done.

In other news, we hear that TeraVision has also leased out the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva and will harness its awesome power to travel back to 1982 and make a real proto-gonzo video. In the meantime, however, "Tera Goes Gonzo" hits the shelves later this month..

Tera Patrick (all things Tera @ terapatrick.com)
• Order: "Tera Goes Gonzo" (adultdvdempire.com)

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<![CDATA["The Sex Offenders": Teravision Movies No Longer Allowed Within 50 Feet Of Schools]]> We all know that nobody does clever puns—or capitalizes on the day's biggest headlines—better than porn companies, and Tera Patrick's production company does both with its latest release, "The Sex Offenders". Starring a possibly younger and somewhat alien-looking version of Stoya, it's the heartwarming tale of people who have sex just because they can. It really is a perfect title, too, because not only does it play on the media's obsession with criminal rehabilitation, it also evokes the appropriate level of fear and shame that you should feel whenever you buy a filthy hardcore porn movie. It's a good thing DVD stores don't exist anymore, because if you walked into your local retailer and asked for this one you'd probably end up on a list somewhere yourself.

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"The Sex Offenders" (Teravision) (adultdvdempire.com)
Tera Trailers (teratrailers.com)

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<![CDATA[Tera Patrick Is Restricted To Adults (And Aren't You Glad You're An Adult?)]]> Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like Stormy Daniels, and now Tera Patrick and her husband and Evan Seinfeld have made a PSA explaining why dirtpipe milkshakes shouldn't be a part of a kid's balanced breakfast. Check it out after the jump. It's one of the few times we can legitimately ask "But what about the children?" without being snarky about it.

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· Evan Seinfeld Tera Patrick RTA PSA (youtube.com)
· "Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld Featured in New RTA Public Service Announcement" (avn.com)

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<![CDATA[Chickipedia: For The Rest Of Your Hot (And Mostly Clothed) Babe Research Needs]]> Another day, another database that claims to be the definitive hot chick resource: The latest one on our radar is Chickipedia, which at the very least gets points for having a name that rhymes with Wikipedia. Alas, however, that may be its most notable claim to fame. Compared to some of its rival babe research tools, Chickipedia comes up a bit lacking: while it does host some topless pictures of its subjects, they're few and far between (and from what we saw, naked pictures are nonexistent). What it does have going for it, however, is the ability to search for ladies by measurement. Did you know, for example, that Tera Patrick and Jada Fire have the same exact proportions? We do now! We're not sure when or where that knowledge would come in handy—but hey, the more you know.

· Chickipedia (chickipedia.com, via buzzfeed.com)

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