While the collection does contain a few legit porn pics from the early days, most of the files are graphic advertisements, both gif and jpeg. So instead of looking at some late 1990s beaver shots, we thought it'd be a hoot to reminisce about the flashy, alluring, and often disturbing pre-Y2K ads. We have to admit it, we definitely got tricked into clicking some of these.

· XXX Collection (internetarchaeology.org)

CurrentTV's Ben Hoffman takes a comprehensive look at various nifty apps you can use to look at scantily-clad women, arouse yourself through a magical tone, or turn your iPhone into a (moderately-effective) vibrator. Because if technology can't be used for fapping, it isn't any good.

· iPhone Sex Apps (current.com)

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Previously: Taking A Penetrating Look At 3-D Porn

Cummin' At You 3D

Studio: Tommy Gunn Entertainment
Director: Tommy Gunn
Cast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

Were this movie not 3D, it would still be an excellent interactive couples' title. The story is simple: Sindee Jennings wants to audition for producer Tommy Gunn's porn movie and, of course, she needs to be put through her paces. Along the way she is also tried out by Tony DeSergio and Riley Evans. (Almost) needless to say, she is rode hard and put away wet, as Ms. Jennings is a copious squirter.

But with 50 percent of the cast being Playgirl-friendly dudes, the interactive elements of "Cummin At You" leave plenty of room to see the guys from the females' point of view. To his credit, ladies, Tommy Gunn looks soulfully into your/Sindee Jennings's eyes as he eats you/Sindee Jennings out.

But what is truly revolutionary about this movie (which producers Gunn and Marcus London call a "preview of something even bigger") is that, either with the new breed of 3D-ready HDTVs or with the attached red/blue 3D glasses ("Or you can use the same glasses from the matinee of 'Up,'" Gunn said), you can experience the performers cumming—with whatever substance they have at their arousal—at you.

It's like "A Bug's Life 3D" at California Adventure except with the long-raging argument about whether female ejaculation is real or just urine.

I have had the opportunity ("pleasure" just isn't the most appropriate word) of Sindee Jennings squirting in my face in real life. But the virtual version is really cool. Not only that, but viewers get the illusion of the performers' ankles resting on their shoulders.

3D in mainstream movies is like parodies are to porn; some seem gimmicky and some exploit the genre in a suitable way. But 3D in porn just seems like the right way to go.

And it's worth mentioning that Gunn and company could have gotten this wrong in so many simple, porny ways, but they didn't.

"We knew we had to get Sindee," Gunn said.

Exactly. Because 3D is not about subtlety.

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The idea is simple: using your iPhone, you can mark the FapMap to commemorate a place where you had a romantic tryst, a rushed little quickie, or even just rubbed one out. True, it's not a completely original idea (in fact, we feel like it's been done several times before), but it does have a clever name and iPhone integration, which puts it at least a few steps ahead of its predecessors.

Though it's a little early to tell if this is the sex map of our dreams, we've seen enough promising products from Pink Visual to keep our fingers crossed (for the time being, anyway). Once they work out the kinks (like the fact that every address begins with 1000), we have a feeling this could be a very, very useful product...or at least one that's good for a few (sexy) laughs.

· FapMapper (ipinkvisualpass.com)
· Thumbnail star: Madison Young via Girls With iPhones (madisonbound.com + girlswithiphones.com)

This year's edition (theme: "Of Intercourse and Intracourse") promises to be just as exciting as the past two installments; with both io9's Annalee Newitz and Fleshbot alumna Violet Blue on the roster of speakers, we're sure attendees will receive quite a bit of food for thought (and, er, fantasy). Full details are available on the Arse Elektronika website. And for those of you who can't make it out to San Francisco this weekend, never fear: we're sure we'll have more than a few highlights from the event covered right here on good ol' Fleshbot.

· Arse Elektronika (monochrom.at)

But what kind of dirty content will there be? So far, the only 17+ app is Hottest Girls, a slideshow, of, well, hot girls in various stages of undress. Nice as it is, we'd love to see something a little more hardcore hit the app store—and we've got a whole bunch of ideas for what those apps should be like. So to all you wouldbe entrepreneurs: get out your pens, and prepare to meet the idea that's gonna make you a millionaire.

Fyre TV for the iPhone. Fyre TV offers access to a constantly growing database of streaming porno movies. What if you could tap into that database with your iPhone? It'd be pretty awesome, wouldn't it.

RubMyClit 2.0. Back in the dinosaur days of the iPhone, an intrepid soul put together an iPhone-friendly web app that gave you the chance to get a girl off. It was popular then, and with a few tweaks, it could be even more popular now. Replace the illustration of a vulva with an actual, factual girl; offer different choices of girls to stimulate...and maybe some different methods of stimulation...and you could have a real winner on your hands. It's like an interactive porno, only better (hopefully).

Upcoming releases. Many studios already release iPod-friendly trailers. What if you could arrange for said trailers to automatically download to your phone—like magic? Sign up to be notified of releases from your favorite studios (or even just favorite video lines), and never be uninformed again. Even better: enable one-click purchasing, allowing you to easily buy whatever vids tickle your fancy.

Integrated XTube. YouTube is already set up on to work on the iPhone. Imagine if someone created a similar set up for XTube or [insert your favorite tube site here]? Ooh, the possibilities.

Sexy skins. An erotic theme for your iPhone desktop, complete with naked lady wallpaper, erogenous zone icons, and orgasmic sound effects. Imagine if every time someone called you, your phone moaned in ecstasy? (Okay, granted, this app would probably appeal mostly to frat boys—but frat boys are people too. People with money.)

And those are just some of our ideas. We can already feel the millions rolling in...what would you like to see on your (real or imaginary) iPhone?

· Thumbnail stars: Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones

This makes the company the first to create an adult entertainment feed for the innovative cross-platform media center. The Pink Visual feed for Boxee offers free videos with advertisements interspersed within the clips, much like traditional TV advertising, only applied to online content. Kysar said that this approach helps Pink Visual achieve multiple marketing objectives at the same time, while maintaining a viewer-friendly free feed.

Boxee users can add the feed in two ways — by downloading the app, or utilizing the RSS feed. n addition to being available on Boxee, the Pink Visual Boxee feed can be viewed online via a standard web browser.

Leave it to Supreme Commandress Stoya to be the one to put the pieces together, and give some backstory to the adult industry's historical love of innovation. She also takes the time to touch on her own history with gadgets (which sounds similar to ours) and her feelings on 3-D porn.

· Stoya talks tech and sex (bombsboobsburgers.net)

Gamelink’s got porn for the iPhone, iPod and the AppleTV, so if you’ve got your portable device in one hand and the other hand free, now’s the time to start taking back your old bedroom. You probably don’t want to get caught watching “It’s A Mommy Thing 3” or “Daddy’s Dirty Daughter,” but there’s plenty of other porn for the holidays.

And don’t forget, you’re going to need something to watch on the plane!

· See iPod-Ready Movies at gamelink (gamelink.com)

The basic concept behind Fyre TV is that the second you hook up the little black box, your porn collection becomes an afterthought. It gives you online access to thousands of movies and scenes that are streamed directly to your TV over the internet. No hard drives or discs needed.

You can scroll through this huge library of smut, by title, genre (mature, anal, lesbian, etc.) or studio, or you can search for your favorite stars and watch all their scenes at once.

You can watch scene-by-scene or entire movies and even though it's streaming video, you can pause, rewind and fast forward like you're watching an actual DVD. If you've never used an IPTV box before, the picture quality is surprising good for something that only exists on your modem wires.

Fyre TV is still in beta testing, so many of the features that are envisioned for the future have yet to be enabled. They plan to charge customers in several different ways depending on their usage—a la carte, per minute, or with unlimited monthly subscriptions. They've already made deals with several big studios to make their collections available through the service and are adding more on a regular basis.

Perhaps the best part of this service is that the box itself is small and black with no labels or markings of any kind and fits right in on any entertainment center. (It's even more innocuous than it looks in the picture above.) Unlike your complete collection of "Barely Legal" discs, it can sit right out in the open and—even when Grandma comes for a visit—no one has to be the wiser. It can also be password protected.

The future of true internet television is a long way off, but if Fyre TV is any indication, things look very promising. The system and technology itself is still in the early stages and nowhere near where its potential lies, but an entire library of porn that's constantly updated and always ready to play, all in one tiny little box, is a pretty enticing idea. If only the future, would get here already.

P.S. Fyre TV is still in beta, but you can sign up for a chance to be a test subject and get a box in your own home now. Our readers can use the code "fleshbot" when they register and get priority for boxes when they become available.

· Fyre TV (fyretv.com)

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· Dark Room Sex Game (itu.dk)

Except ... didn't we go through all this last year?

Porn sites that cater to the iPhone have been around since before the first model even launched, and while they'll load a little faster now there's nothing new or unique about them. And let's not forget that mobile porn has been heating up Europe and Asia for years without any help from Apple, thank you very much. So the business of sending people porn via their mobile phone is fundamentally still the same.

Most importantly, the porn itself hasn't changed. It's still people fucking, only smaller—and since you can't jerk off on the subway (yet) having all this filth on the go isn't as helpful as it might seem. The most interesting and clever development to rise out of the iPhone technology is still RubMyClit. Come up with something to top that and then maybe we'll have something to get more excited about.

· "The iPhone's Next Frontier: Porn" + "Turning the iPhone into the xxxPhone" (time.com)

See also:
·iPhone 3G: Best Porn Phone Ever?
·Wild Dolls Invade Your iPhone
·iPhone Porn Grid Makes You Glad You Gave Up That RAZR
·More iPhone Hotness From Steve Diet Goedde
·More iPhone Porn: Enter The PodDisk
·We Don't Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her "Juice" On Them
· RubMyClit: The iPhone Finds Its True Purpose
· Fleshbot's Extensive iPorn Archive

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· iPhone 3G: Guided Tour from FOD Team and Seth (funnyordie.com)