• technology

    Five iPhone Porn Apps We'd Like To See

    Have you heard the news? Apple has approved an iPhone app with naked ladies! Yes, the days of a boob-free app store are long gone: now that parental controls are in place, it's open season for dirty content. More »
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    Comment by LordOsiris: This app has already been removed from the app store. 6 Responses | Other threads

  • technology

    Pink Visual Puts The "Box" In Boxee

    Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual continues its adoption of new technologies and distribution platforms by announcing yesterday that is has established a new app for Boxee. More »
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    Comment by auryn: But isn't delaying orgasm HOT? Maybe that's just me. more » | Other threads

  • interviews

    Stoya Talks Tech (And Porn!)

    We can't count the number of times we've heard that porn is always at the forefront of technology—but far fewer are the times when someone's explained why porn has historically been so tech-savvy. More »
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    Comment by abzman2000: I'd call for more frequent posts on stoya but, really, I'm happy with the stoya:everyone else ratio. She is... more » | Other threads

  • the portable porn stash

    Stuffing? I'm Stayin'

    No matter where you spend the holidays, one question always presents itself: How to smuggle porn into your parents’ house for that all-important between-sobs private time? Years of trying to keep mom from finding the magazines in the laundry bag or preventing dad from booting up the laptop may have left you with no cure for that itch you get when you’ve been on the wagon for three days and you’re not getting home for another three. But a solution is at hand. So to speak.
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I went ten days between viewings of my go-to nudes site, & let's just say I experienced things I never... 1 Responses | Other threads

  • fyre tv

    Fyre TV: The Future Of Porn In Your Living Room

    People used to complain that the VCR killed theaters and then DVDs killed the VCR and now they complain that the internet will kill everything. Oh, that's still going to happen, but maybe not in the way you think. Because someday soon the internet is going to make love to your TV and together they're going to use little "set top" boxes and IPTV to make your computer and your DVD player obsolete. We've spent that last couple of months playing with one of those little boxes, Fyre TV, and we have to say that the future of porn looks pretty cool. Take a tour below. More »

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  • government

    Some Congresspersons displaying a not very firm grasp of technology are pushing for an alternative internet that is completely free—and also devoid of porn. You might as well ask for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is also free of peanut butter, because what would be the point? (xbiz.com)
    08/12/08
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    Comment by Migrant Blogger: Porn free internet? In a sense, I like the concept of porn-free domains. It would offer people a place to go... more » | Other threads

  • videogames

    Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese tentacle porn isn't just confined to dirty manga or the occasional video clip anymore—you can now enjoy all that hot slithery action on your Nintendo DS screen too! We're still holding out for someone to create a Wii version using motion sensors and a balance board for that extra added touch of realism, however. Just think of all the calories you'd burn off trying to escape from your virtual octopod paramour's evil clutches ... (kotaku.com)
    07/25/08
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    Comment by Weepee: I really need to learn Japanese. more » | Other threads

  • videogames

    Dark Room Sex Game: Sex With The Lights Off (And Clothes On)

    You've used your Wii to improve your baseball game and your bowling skills. So why not play something that'll actually help you improve something useful, like your ability to achieve mutual orgasm with your partner? Dark Room Sex Game, an "multiplayer, erotic rhythm game without any visuals," allows players to work together to find a rhythm, then gradually speed up until ... well, you get the idea. If the two player mode is a piece of cake, you can witch to "orgy mode" and swap partners to your heart's content. It may not be as fun as actually getting it on while playing with the Wii, but it's probably the only way you'll get your hot best friend to show you her O face. Demonstration video after the jump. More »
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  • teh internets

    If Twitter's not doing enough to keep track of your sex life, consider switching to Bedposted. Currently in beta, the site promises to help you keep track of how often you get busy, and eventually give you some insight into your sex life. The only catch? You have to sign into Bedposted after every time you have sex. If you haven't fallen asleep first, that is. (bedposted.com, thumb via Gizmodo)
    07/22/08
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  • geeks

    Still More iPhone Perv News

    Did you know that every time you snap a picture on the Japanese version of the iPhone 3G it will make an audible "shutter click" noise that you can't turn off, even when the phone is on silent mode? Why? So upskirt fiends can't do their dirty work undetected! (Actually, almost all new phones in Japan are supposed to do this, but now that it's an iPhone story ... ZOMG! Apple porn!!%!#@$!!!!1!) (Gizmodo)
    07/21/08
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  • iphone

    And another friendly reminder to everyone itching to look at smut on their shiny new iPhones today: you can check out Fleshbot's previous iPhone porn coverage here, here, here, here, and here, among other places. Assuming you got yours activated, that is; otherwise you're just going to have to get your fap on the old fashioned way. Ever hear of this thing called the internet?
    07/11/08
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  • media

    We've already gone into a fair amount of detail about why that promised iPhone 3G porn revolution certain big media outlets seem so obsessed with lately is just a load of hooey—but it never hurts to have a second opinion about these things. Even if we still seem to be the only ones who think RubMyClit is the best reason to buy an iPhone in the first place. (sfgate.com)
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  • iphone

    iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

    In case you haven't already heard, July 11th is the first day of the rest of your life. That's the day iPhone 3G 2.0: Electric Cellphone Boogaloo will descend from the heavens and bathe us all in the healing light of subsidized mobile interweb global positioning touch screen perfection. But what does that really mean for you, exactly? Lots and lots of porn, of course! Adult content producers are salivating at the idea of providing you with smut on the go, and the mainstream media is fairly frothing at the mouth just yapping about it. The world has changed, people! More »
    06/20/08
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  • technology

    iPhone 3G: Best Porn Phone Ever?

    While our more geeky siblings may be excited about about the iPhone 3G's GPS capabilities and new applications, there's really only one thing that interests us about it: the faster download speeds, which of course means quicker access to porn. And it seems we're not the only ones who are looking forward to rubbing one out to BigSausagePizza.com with greater convenience during work hours, as you'll see in the video below. Really, what else were you going to use that fancy piece of equipment for anyway? Checking those spreadsheets on your Enterprise server? Please. More »
    06/11/08
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spreadsheets, porn... That sort of thing?" more » | Other threads

  • sex toys

    Getting An Inside Look With The EyeDildo

    Desperate to show the world an up close and personal home movie, but a little too lazy and/or technologically disinclined to build your own dildo cam? Get your hands on the EyeDildo, a pretty little toy with a built in camera and cables to connect to your TV so you can see the action in real time! And if you're curious to see how it works without having to find your own test subject, these two lovely ladies are more than happy to demonstrate. (Why you'd be that turned on by extreme cervical closeups is another matter entirely. But hey, to each his/her own!) More »
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    Comment by evan_phi: @Lux Nightmare: for sure. i think only a gyno fetishist would appreciate this. still... NEAT! tiny technology at its best :D more » | Other threads

  • sex toys

    The ShockSpot: Sex Machines Go Even Higher Tech

    That invent your own sex toy contest sounds like fun, but if you were thinking of designing a lightweight aluminum alloy thruster/vibration combo fucking machine with a custom-made actuator system and extensible GUI software interface ... don't bother, because it's already been done. Fortunately for the makers of the ShockSpot, though, we don't really understand what most of those terms mean, so there was never any danger of us beating them to the punch. This sleek device looks like something that Wall-E might fall in love with, but it's really just a computer controlled sex toy with customizable vibrating and/or thrusting patterns that you can save, re-use and even share with friends. It's pretty complicated stuff, even if the website looks like it was designed in an entry-level computer science course 12 years ago. More »
    06/04/08
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    Comment by ZanipoloFlan: This was our first machine and it's a good one. Cool programs and the controls are excellent. I thought my... more » | Other threads

  • gadgets

    Hide Your Porn DVDs In Mysterious Magic Box

    Porn collectors who want to build a library of filthy, filthy smut inevitably run into two problems—a lack of space and a lack of shame. Because you've spent all your money on DVDs, you probably don't have a house big enough to hold them all, and even though your friends and loved ones are cool with your obsession, maybe you would still prefer that they not know that you own the entire "Rim My Gape" series. Once again, technology saves the day! The Disc Manager 100 holds 100 DVDs in a small white box that is compact, stylish and—most important of all—does not have the word "Cum" or "Whores" written anywhere on it. More »
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  • antiporn

    Scribd is apparently some sort of Web 2.0 (note the missing vowel) document sharing website that has built up quite a following despite the fact that we've never heard of it. How did they do it? Porn, of course! So naturally, now that the site is popular (and investors are likely getting nervous) they've decided to ban adult content. (That would be upsetting if it wasn't so typical.) Hey, porn bloggers probably need whatever service it is that they provide too! (centernetworks.com + techcrunch.com)
    05/19/08
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  • cybersex

    Teledildonics And You: How One Company Could Control The Future Of Sex

    Have you had a orgasm recently? Good for you! Were you helped along with some technical assistance, specifically from a little buzzing friend? Then you probably owe someone money. You see, there's a big little company called Immersion and while we're not sure exactly what they make or build, they do hold pretty much every patent imaginable in the field of haptics or "force feedback" technology (i.e., things that vibrate when you play with them.) That market mostly consists of shaky videogame controllers and teledildonics devices. For example, Immersion has filed and won a lawsuit against Sony that would prevent them from selling their Playstation controllers in the U.S.; it's currently under appeal. Of course, even a company like Immersion doesn't want to get down and dirty with people who make sex toys, so they've licensed their patents that might apply to sexual devices to the mysteriously named Internet Services, LLC—and then let those guys sue sex companies that violate them. If you thought that was confusing, pay attention, because it get weirder ... More »
    05/16/08
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    Comment by LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: So they won the patent decision against Sony's Playstation? I sure most guys with a playstation would happily give up their... more » | Other threads

  • college

    Our modern university science and engineering programs bring together the latest technologies with the world's brightest young minds to create the next generation of groundbreaking state-of-the-art innovations—like this giant mechanical nutsack that three NYU students built for a class project. Can you believe the balls on these kids? (testetouch.com [sound warning], via Gizmodo)
    05/13/08
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    Comment by hilariousmattkirsch: Um.... we here at Bushleague.TV made nut sacks months ago. Here's proof: [serve.castfire.com] And we auditioned for the mascot position for... more » | Other threads

  • computers

    The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn't require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about "pulling out early," because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)
    05/01/08
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  • you are there

    Up Close And Even More Personal With ... Uh, Whatever You Call This Thing

    With all of the semi-hysterical NSFW warnings they put in before the juicy part starts (literally!), you'd think our brethren at Gizmodo and their readers had never seen an educational video clip featuring an internal vag-o-cam cumshot closeup before. (OK, so maybe we hadn't either, but still. Amateurs!) We know you might be tempted to try this at home after certain DIY tips we've shared with you this week, but ... seriously, don't. More »
    04/30/08
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    Comment by obzrver: wow! that was incredible. more » | Other threads

  • television

    "The Uncanny Valley": Why Porn Video Games Suck

    As readers of this site know all too well, there have been many, many, many attempts to meld interactive video games with hardcore porn, and despite the occasional interesting result it's been pretty much a total failure. Why is this such an impossible task? (Besides a lack of money, creativity and raw computing power?) It has to do with a little rule of animation and robotics known as the "Uncanny Valley." What is that exactly? Well, last week's episode of "30 Rock" provided the clearest, most succinct explanation of the concept that we've heard yet—by breaking it down into a "Star Wars" metaphor, of course. See why your dream of fighting off an alien invasion while boning 3-D Hillary Scott clones is never meant to be. More »
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    Comment by eastx: Very clever. I wish his genius luck, hee hee. more » | Other threads

  • geekery

    Three months ago the folks at Switched.com made a video at the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn stars discussed their favorite gadgets; assuming you're still interested, you can read more details in this new series of print interviews. We're not sure why it took them so long to transcribe everything, but hey — it was worth the wait to find out more about Jesse Jane's special relationship with her iPhone. (switched.com)
    04/21/08
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  • boobs

    On The Road Again

    So you have your handy GPS unit loaded up with the address of every strip club from Maine to California, but you're afraid of prying eyes getting all up in your Points Of Interest? Let Nudar's new Stealth GPS database show you the quickest way to the nearest "muffler shop" or "headlight service" instead? (They're really strip clubs, though! Get it?) (nudar.com)
    04/18/08
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  • sexy science corner

    World's First 4-D Sex Tape! (At Least We Think Someone Is Having Sex Here)

    Mary Roach's "Bonk" (not to be confused with this or this) takes a look at the research of sexual physiology—in other words, what's really going on with our bodies when we fuck, and believe it or not no one really knows for sure. From Leonardo Da Vinci's "coital interlocking" theory to the frustrated egg breakers of today, lots of people have tried and failed to figure out exactly how Bolt A fits into Slot B. The latest attempt involves 4-D ultrasound movies that can look inside us in real time, and it also involves Mary and her husband, who became the first sexual guinea pigs to be filmed internally while getting it on. She can explain the whole thing better in the video below, and though it may seem a little dry we promise you'll be rewarded with some hot 4-D porn if you watch the whole thing. (Unfortunately, like most ultrasounds, you still need a doctor to tell you where the penis is. Still!) More »
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    Comment by OakleyCabaim: Originally, "3D" ultrasound took a flat "section" (2D) and followed it through time (+1D). The newer "4D " ultrasound composites... more » | Other threads

  • art

    Sexy Art Gallery Serves Up Some Hot Joystick Action

    We just have one question about this collection of art works that was sent to us by the good people at Sexy Art Gallery (well, besides, "Why haven't you put these on your website?"): Where oh where can we get a copy of the video game that they're playing? This one definitely gets our vote for best use of a joystick ever ... not to mention a rabbit vibe, though we have to admit we were pretty good at using those already. Full gallery after the jump. More »
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    Comment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Video-games & RPG, odd as it may seem, were not things for which I went in during my teens. So,... more » | Other threads

  • computers

    Ever wish you could control your computer with your peen? (Really, who hasn't?) Finally, someone's created a way to do just that: the Interactive Fleshlight, which our pal qDot at Slashdong reminds us "is an input /only/ device". And not only can you use your joystick as a, uh, joystick ... you can also play a crappy sex game with it! What will they think of next? (slashdong.org)
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    Comment by drunkexpatwriter: Did you guys forget about the hump day edition of best of babelogs? more » | Other threads

  • teh internets

    Does Tumblelog porn still require too much scrolling for you? Behold an even easier way to get your rapid-fire smut fix: tumbollages, or collages of Tumblr images. Now if only they could find a way to just directly beam images of boobs right into our brain, it would save even more time! (fluffylychees.blogspot.com)
    04/04/08
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  • boobs

    We've been tempted and ultimately disappointed by the prospect of 3D porn before, but we're willing to forget about all those less-than-satisfying past experiences if Score's new "Rack-O-Rama" DVD package (complete with a pair of anaglyph viewing glasses) delivers half of what it promises ... which in Christy Marks' case would still be almost more than we could handle. (DVD info @ eboobstore.com, via AVN)
    04/01/08
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  • sex toys

    Are we the only ones who think that it's a really bad idea to make a vibrator that gets flaccid? Sometimes there's such a thing as a sex toy being too realistic. (shinyshiny.tv)
    03/27/08
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  • events

    If you're still prodding yourself with a giant robo-licker kicking yourself for missing San Francisco's Arse Elektronika conference last year, not to worry: there's a new call for papers for this year's installment. We hear the theme this year is "Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?", though frankly we think the answer is fairly obvious. (monochrom.at, via slashdong.org; thumbnail via VSC)
    03/26/08
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  • robot love

    We've scoffed at the idea that people might someday prefer sex with robots to sex with warm-blooded humans, but leave it to Gizmodo to find a guy who's already living that dream: Meet Zoltan, a "technosexual" who hooked an artificial intelligence program up to a sex doll and teledildonics device to create his own robot girlfriend ... that even broke up with him once. The future is now, people. (Gizmodo)
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    Comment by DontFearTheReaper: WTF!!?? more » | Other threads

  • teh internets

    We're tickled that someone tried to use the new editable Google Maps feature to change the website of their local Republican party office to Fleshbot.com, but were not so tickled to find out that they couldn't because we "may be inappropriate" somehow. If they only knew what we know about those wild Clackamas County Republicans they'd see we weren't so inappropriate after all ... but we're not telling. (readwriteweb.com)
    03/19/08
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  • robots

    Hey ladies, prepare to have your breasts constantly manipulated by the loving claws of this faceless animatronic robot from the future. It can't feel much worse than getting rubbed down by some of your clumsier ex-boyfriends. (Gizmodo)
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    Comment by thelushie: Hmmmm, I don't think so. This is just plain weird. It would be embarrassing to have my vibrators... more » | Other threads

  • obvious

    We've long held that pornography is the mother of invention (wasn't that the whole idea behind last year's Arse Elektronika meetup?), but it seems that some folks in mainstream media are just figuring that out now. Yes, it's true: you can thank dirty minded folk like us for YouTube, Second Life, and the iTunes video store ... oh, and for all that porn you've been fapping over all these years too. (columbiatribune.com)
    02/20/08
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  • the future

    Always on the cutting edge of science and nerdery, the fantasy roleplayers at io9 point us to this story of the latest attempt at a real-life Orgasmatron—a metal box that you attach to your spine (ouch!) and triggers your best, most powerful o-face on command. Only $12,000 (ouch again!), but if it works it's totally worth its weight in lube. (latimes.com, via io9.com)
    02/19/08
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  • dvd

    Well, it looks like the HD format war is over, so we can stop hearing about how porn was going to decide it all. Now you can throw that HD DVD player you didn't buy (no one actually owns one of those things right?) in the back of your closet with your Betamax tapes. (reuters.com)
    02/18/08
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    Comment by Gram Ponante: I got my HD-DVD player for free two months ago at Costco when I bought my HDTV. They must have... more » | Other threads

  • but what about the children?

    Keeping the kids away from the porn is hard work, but somebody has to do it; the question is who? Vivid's Steven Hirsch wants to see Google and Yahoo take an aggressive stand and develop new technologies to verify the ages of people searching for online porn. Because we all know there has to be a foolproof way to keep horny adolescents from accessing RustyTrombone.com. Er, isn't there? (afp.google.com)
    02/15/08
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  • science

    Scientists discover that most technological advances develop because somebody, somewhere just wanted to get off. One doc says: "Nothing shocks me now, although I'm frequently surprised at how ingenious people are in order to obtain sexual satisfaction." To which we say ... um, duh. (vnunet.com)
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