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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: (no relation) Unless you count sexual. Amiright? Amiright? [Tugs at collar.] #hillaryscott more »
    davidaaronclark000: I foresee a flurry of third-person press releases from Jeff somehow turning this review into, as Jose Chung would put it, "an unqualified rave!" more »
    Tricked: Eva had me at 'hello.' more »
    FrancesTheMute: eva looks f'ing great for just having a baby! more »
    Uli_Kunkel: fuck man, eva performing anal is a beautiful thing. plus, sunny a bit thicker and teagan getting a little of her old bubble back, this looks like a gr... more »
    lovernotafighter: Jenna rocks the chapeau, but Teagan rolls in the gold outfit. This one's too tough to call... more »
    lovernotafighter: It's bigger than Alien Vs. Predator... more »
    Super_fly: Teagan used to be waaay hotter. now all that plastic, no thank you more »
    stradric: Man, I guess I'm not up on my Teagen. I had no idea she got implants. What a bummer. I liked her little titties. I like Teagen better. Jenna Ha... more »
    offred: These may be the hottest scenes that Robby D has ever shot of Jenna Haze, but in terms of the overall hottest, I don't think these measure up to the o... more »
  • #pornstars

    Teagan Presley: Now In App Form!

    Teagan Presley is so cute, we often wish we could just pick her up and carry her around in our pocket. And now, with the release of her iPhone app, we can! (xbiz.com)
  • #dvd

    "Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

    Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Deviance": The Return Of Eva Angelina

    There are some women who permanently leave porn after becoming pregnant, others who return a tamer starlet, and still others who return wild and hungry to fuck. "Deviance" makes it very clear that Eva Angelina falls into the third category. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Teagan Vs Jenna" Makes For Ultimate Monday Morning Showdown

    Only the mind of a diabolical evil genius would make us choose between luscious Teagan Presley and mouth watering Jenna Haze. Damn you Robby D, for putting is in just that position! More »
  • #comebacks

    Eva Angelina Signs With SkinworXXX; We Get Free Porn

    Ever since the news of Eva Angelina's return to the adult industry, we've been eagerly waiting to hear where her extra special brand of hardcore porn would turn up next. And now we know. More »
  • #belladonnasuperstar

    Belladonna: Both Sides Now

    Of the many honors bestowed at last night's 25th annual X-Rated Critics' Organization (XRCO) Awards, no one was recognized for her range better than our Belladonna. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Marcia, Marcia, Marcia (and Evan Stone)

    Oh Marcia, so beautiful and pure sitting on Evan Stone's face in your hot pink spandex cheerleader outfit. We've always had the biggest crush on you. More so now than ever. More »
  • #hardcore

    We Wish Every Day Was "Teagan Video Nasty"

    Digital Playground perpetually releases earthshattering titles that leave us speechless—and this week is no exception. Teagan Presley and Jenna Haze are enough on their own, but thanks for throwing in Brianna, Starla, Jenny and Gianna! More »
  • #pornstars

    Teagan On Teagan: A Look Back At 2008 (And Forward To The Future!)

    Teagan Presley may have quit the hectic world of boy-girl porn, but she still has fond memories of her days in the fields—and was happy to tell us about her favorite movie of '08. More »
  • #video

    AdultBluReview Goes Girl-Girl (And Teagan And Gianna Have Their First Kiss!)

    What's better than one naked pornstar reviewing a DVD? Two naked pornstars reviewing a DVD... and touching each other! Or so goes the theory behind the latest offering from AdultBluReview—and they may be onto something. More »
  • #avn2009

    Dispatches From The Red Carpet: The Best (And Worst) AVN Awards Fashion

    Pornstars may get paid to not wear clothes—but even the professionally naked need to get dressed (and dressed up) sometimes. And when they do... well, some seem to be more successful than others. More »
  • #video

    Popporn On Porn: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marica!"

    XCritic may have deemed "Not The Bradys XXX 2" one of the top porns of 2008—but Popporn has some different ideas. And since we're (kind of) a democracy, we thought we'd let both sides speak. More »
  • #hardcore

    Oh "Jack's Teen America 22," With Girls This Amazing We Want To Believe

    Ping pong enthusiast and part time pornographer Jack, of Digital Playground fame, returns after a lengthy sabbatical with a zesty sampling of sultry young starlets whose rapacious sexual appetites rival Lot's fabled daughters. More »
  • #video

    Teagan On Teagan: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

    You know how we said that "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" had one of Teagan's last boy-girl scenes? Well, we'd like to amend that slightly: it actually has her very last boy-girl scene—one which she's just discussed in her video review of the movie. Clip above. (adultbluereview.com)
  • #dvd

    The Second Time's A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"


    Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: "Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" But does "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" have the charms of its predecessor? More »
  • #negativeattention

    You're Not Freakish to Us, Katsuni

    Is it really fair to call Katsuni a Sexual Freak? Names can be so hurtful, especially for girls—the shame and isolation of feeling different is so hard on a young woman, that we question Digital Playground's motives in drawing attention to the unusualness of someone who already had to jettison an M. More »
  • #pornstars

    Teagan Presley, Future Penthouse Pet

    We just caught word that Teagan Presley will be January 2009's Penthouse Pet of the Month—meaning she'll be the centerfold of the issue that comes out next month. She's excited, we're excited for her... this kind of honor is second only to being cast as the lead in a seminal film like "Not Bewitched XXX." (Okay, a close second.) (forum.adultdvdtalk.com, via pornstarbabylon.wordpress.com)
  • #video

    Teagan Presley Brings New Life (And Boobs) To Video Reviews

    There are a lot of sites out there that review porn movies. There are fewer sites that offer video reviews of porn movies. And there are even fewer sites that showcase videos of Teagan Presley reviewing a porno movie while getting naked and masturbating. In fact, we're pretty sure that AdultBluReview is the only site we know of that fits into that last category. After the jump, get a sneak peak of Teagan's review of (of course) "Pirates 2." It may not be quite the same as actually watching "Pirates 2"—but we think it's pretty close. More »
  • #youarethere

    "Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass

    "Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More »
  • #popshots

    Popshots of the Week! The Long And Short Of It

    As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan's "Creampie Explosions 3"—yes, they said it couldn't be made—the 5'10" Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. More »
  • #celebrity

    Evan Seinfeld, Rock Star Pimp

    While he's certainly not the only rock star turned pornstar (Hi, Gene!), and we wouldn't really consider him the first celebrity pornstar (aren't all pornstars celebrities?), but we're still excited about the debut of Evan Seinfeld, a.k.a. Spyder Jonze, a.k.a. Mr. Tera Patrick's porn site, Rock Star Pimp. For one thing, it's just cool to see someone cross from mainstream celebrity into porn celebrity rather than the other way around. For another, the site features hardcore scenes with likes of Rebecca Linares, Teagan Presley, and (obviously) Tera Patrick. Oh, and we guess Evan is probably in there, too! More »
  • #pornstars

    Teagan Presley Becomes A Former Hardcore Porn Star

    The good news: Teagan Presley has new boobs (and you can buy her old ones if you're so inclined) and a new boyfriend. The bad news: she's no longer doing boy-girl scenes. We're a bit heartbroken over the loss—no matter how many times these things happen, it just never gets any easier. Let's just hope they don't make a sequel to "Not Bewitched XXX" with a new actress playing Tabitha. That would be like if "Bewitched" went and replaced the actor playing Darrin in the middle of the series! (Oh wait...) More »
  • #teaganpresley

    Have you always wanted a little piece of Teagan Presley to call your own? Well, now you're in luck! Thanks to the magic of eBay, you can purchase her recently removed breast implants! Put them in your porn star museum—they'll look great right next to Baby Sinead's pubic hair. (nakedcity.com)
  • #hardcore

    "Contract Star": Everything Old Is Blu Again

    Digital Playground's "Contract Star", a very smart and silly movie written by that company's long-time editor Joey Pulgadas, was the first porn movie I ever felt compelled to watch beginning to end. Made in 2004 and featuring the first girl/girl scene between Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley as well as an early appearance by Tommy Gunn, "Contract Star," just re-released in Blu-Ray, is a throwback to fun porn movies. More »
  • #hardcore

    Welcome To The "Big Ass Show", Again

    We're not sure when Digital Playground's Robby D went from being just another horny guy with a video camera to an ass connoisseur of world class proportions, but from the looks of his latest excuse (sic) there's no doubt we're in the presence of something big. As in talent! And ass! More »
  • #pornstars

    Flesh Flicks: Teagan Presley's Princess Diary

    You may remember a while back when we posted a video featuring Sasha Grey showing off her crown (and the talents that earned it) as "Miss Teenage Anal Princess." We never suspected this at the time, but apparently that title is a matter of some dispute: here is Teagan Presley, also with tiara and sash and staking her own very convincing claim. So what to do? We suggest examining the evidence as many times as is necessary, and then maybe we'll try to broker some sort of power sharing arrangement. This castle is big enough for two princesses, isn't it? More »
  • #pornmysteries

    Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 1)

    Hanging over the set of "Not the Bradys XXX 2" (yes, if there can be an "Agent Cody Banks 2," there can be a "Not the Bradys XXX 2") was the pregnant question "Where's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?" You see, back in Ought-7, Hillary Scott originated that role in the first "Not the Bradys XXX." But contractual obligations conspired to take Scott away from the series to replace her with former Digital Playground star Teagan Presley. What? You're saying this means nothing to you and that you're more concerned about who will replace John Travolta in the remake of "Dallas"? Well, Hillary's absence is big news here, anyway. Read more after the gap. More »
  • #milestones

    As if playing one dubiously bewigged vintage television icon in a porn spoof this year wasn't enough, the artist formerly known as Teagan Presley—who is now apparently to be referred to by the far snappier "Teagan"—will be be assuming the role of Marcia in the long-awaited (by certain press agents anyway) sequel to "Not The Bradys XXX", which will begin filming soon. Let's just hope they find a better wig for her this time around, though it's good to have Teagan back no matter what she has on top of her, uh, head. (avn.com)
  • #teaganredux

    Preview: Teagan Presley In "Not Bewitched XXX"

    Sweet Teagan Presley almost fell into a media vacuum here at 23 Fleshboulevard; Loathe to publicize something that would be shoved down our throats by one company, we were drawn to the fact that the PR machine at another company was uncharacteristically silent. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Fishnets #8": Hot For Hosiery

    In a world where things like agalmatophilia and formicophilia exist as viable options for sexual arousal, it seems almost silly to call being turned on by a woman getting fucked in fishnet stockings a "fetish". In fact it doesn't even show up on Wikipedia's list of paraphilias as a separate item, and we all know WIkipedia is never wrong about these things. More »
  • #video

    Flesh Flicks: Teagan Presley's Tropical Punch

    We don't know what the weather is like in your neck of the woods, but here at Fleshbot HQ, it's cold. Really, really cold. Like super-duper cold. The only thing keeping us from a hypothermia-induced demise is to dream about escaping to a warm tropical climate with someone like, say, Teagan Presley, and imagine we're stranded in one of those hazy, slow motion sequences where she has her way with us in the sand and surf, just like in one of those island movies we're always hearing about. In fact, if we close our eyes and concentrate, we can almost see it now ... More »
  • #yearinreview

    Gram's Dirty Dozen: The Year In Porn Movies

    In 2007, Fleshbot's Central Porn Processing Plant handled everything from big budget epics like "Upload" to smaller, more personal films like the Amy Fisher Sex Tape. We laughed at comedies like "Spunk'd" , lifted up our (hearts) to lighthearted romps like "Babysitters", and then watched (them) get broken with "The Skin Trade". The year also saw us journeying to sordid warehouses and the beaches of Ibiza to bring you the finest snatches of Porn's Multistained Tapestry. And you finally commented! More »
  • #pornstars

    Soon-to-be-former-Digital Playground contract star Teagan Presley has announced she's leaving the studio that made her a star—and while we're sad to see her go, we're still cheered by the news that at least we'll still get to see her playing somewhere. (avn.com)
  • #pornstars

    Teagan Presley Returns!

    It is not ours to tell you where Teagan Presley went, or why, only that she has returned with a vengeance. (Her kid-gloved handlers tell us "her first return to screen will be a slammin' anal in Digital Playground's upcoming blockbuster 'Babysitters' ... it's a blockbuster already? In any case, we're sure it's a tot thriller.) Like Schrödinger's Box, Teagan's whereabouts the past nine months to 40 weeks are more fecund with possibilities when we don't know. More »