Hey, America. Do you like to swing? Of course you do—because everyone knows that even though we like to pretend we're all prim and proper, our nation is really just one big wife-swapping freak fest! Well, one photographer got tired of hearing about it and decided to prove it: Naomi Harris, who took a behind the scenes look at the porn industry a couple of years ago, headed out into the vast unknown wilderness of that places called "Middle America" (you know, that big empty spot between the two oceans) and came back with a new book of photographs documenting average folks who lead somewhat non-average sex lives. She even went so far as to hang out in the nude with her subjects in order to get pictures of these wildcats in their natural habitat! The book will be released by Taschen in the fall, which means we may have to wait a few months before finding out the answer to this question: if this country is filled with an army of hidden swingers, then how come nobody is watching "Swingtown"? (Oh, right ... they're probably too busy with that other stuff.)

· "America Swings - The secret life of America's Bible Belt" (sugarcut.com)
· Naomi Harris Photo (naomiharris.com)

When Pink Visual's "Orgy Sex Parties" arrived in a flood of similar looking candy-colored DVD cases today at Fleshbot South, we were immediately struck by its curiously tender cover photo. But then this is an orgy movie, not a gangbang movie, and we all know that orgies are supposed to be tender. Or at least friendly!

For in "Orgy Sex Parties 4", we are told right there on the cover, "group sex has never been friendlier." And for once, the box cover is right.

"Swingtown": Primetime Television Now Overrun With Sexy Bikini-Clad Swingers

We're always up for some femdom swinging, greedy-girl phone sex or butch cock sucking ... but really, who isn't? Today's round up of some of the best writing from the sex blog scene is all about the girls (er, we mean women): these ladies tease, deny, and make outrageous demands on their partners. (Not that anyone much minds.) Don't worry, they're perfectly generous to their partners, both male and female. They just need to come first, understand?

Wait your turn with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

Prince Charming may be out there somewhere, but until he shows up there are plenty of frogs to kiss. In this week's once upon a time, we follow the crumbs left by some of our favorite sex bloggers as they recount their used-to-bes, never-weres, and shouldn't-evers. Consequences aree damned as they give in to passion with the chauffeur or screw in the boy's locker room, and an occasional lover may prove more trouble than he's worth. Then there's the online hookup who misrepresented himself ... but he's there, you're there, and who else needs to know about it anyway?

It's better than nothing with Jefferson after the jump.

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Sextet"

In this week's sexploitation adventure, you get not one, but six incredible films! In what other moviegoing experience could you find outer space visitors, magic tricks, rape and revenge, swinging orgies, reincarnated Indians ghosts, belly dancing, sex dolls, and full frontal male nudity ... all in one convenient package? Plus, the trailer has a kick-ass theme song at the end that will leave you wondering who you need to give $12 to in order to see this in a theater right now! It's so sexy and shocking, you'll want to see it six times! (But probably not in one night, unless you're some kind of weird sex maniac or something.)

· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzled.blogs.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

It may take two to tango, but in today's roundup of some our favorite moments from the sex blog scene we find the steps get a lot more interesting when you have more partners to dance with: add one or two others to the mix, and suddenly you've got more moves than Astaire. (Though as one stripper laments, adding sixty is just too much work.) Take in a Parisian orgy, or jet off to warmer climes to try the clams ... you may see your friend spank his wife, or your own wife might invite you to watch her with her new boyfriend.

Add it up with Jefferson after the jump.

You won't see the T-word mentioned anywhere on the site, but anyone who's familiar with the Twitter concept will understand what Boobik is all about: it's a service that allows you to share all your juicy "short experiences, thoughts and fantasies" by posting short text messages along with photos and video via IM, text message, or regular old fashioned emai. (Unlike Twitter, however, you're encouraged to tell folks you're playing with yourself under your desk at the very moment you're writing your message without having to worry that people are going to think you're a total perv.) Of course, a service like this is pretty much only as good as the community that grows around it, and so far things seem kind of sparse. Nonetheless, if you're consumed with the urge to let a fellow lonely masturbator in the UK that you just rubbed one out to some old Melissa Joan Hart photos you might want to give it a try. (Though if you are in fact masturbating to old Melissa Joan Hart photos, maybe you should keep that information to yourself instead of sharing it — no matter how new and exciting the technology might be.)

· Boobik? (boobik.com)

Previously: Why Does Digg Hate Porn?, Stumble Porn: Fall Into Smut, Social Porn Is Exactly What You Think It Is, Xpodium: Be A Porn Model (Or Just Look At Some)

It's a new year, but what have you done with it? We know all about that cigarette you snuck last weekend during your boozy bender, and the bag of Doritos you scarfed down while watching "The Biggest Loser": it seems like all your resolutions were made to be broken, and now the credit card bills are starting to roll in. It's enough to make you want to crawl under the covers until spring. This week's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene takes a look at folks who decide to break free of their winter rut. From a champagne-drizzled pussy to impromptu threesomes and uninvited voyeurs, these ladies and gents know that sometimes all you need is a taste of the unexpected to get your juices warm.

Join Madeline and warm up your chilly weekend with some finger-licking good sex after the jump. (Doritos optional.)

Kasidie: For Swingers, By Swingers (With Swings Included)

Are you a swinger? Or do you just wish you were, but aren't sure if you've got the gumption to fool around with strangers? Then maybe you should check out a new lifestyle magazine that's all about the lifestyle. Kasidie is a new online mag written by swingers for swingers and provides a sexy new outlet for those folks who love to travel, meet new people, and fuck as many of them as possible. They've got advice on resorts, finding the right parties, protecting your identity, and buying sex toys. And if you still don't think you're up for a romp after reading all that advice ... well, they've got plenty of high quality pics of hot people who are. Unlike most swinger resorts, lurking here is just fine. Just remember: you don't need an actual sex swing to be a swinger, but it sure helps.

· Kasidie (kasidie.com)

Amateur Thumblog Starts Off The New Year Right

If your new year's resolutions involve spanking it to less overproduced studio material and more quality amateur stuff (and whose doesn't?), allow us to help make things easier for you by directing your attention to this thumblog. Despite its title, it's not so much a protest against the nefarious policies of the Recording Industry Association of America than a lovingly curated tribute to the wide and wonderful world of homemade smut, from sexy swingers to blowjob-hungry grannies and tiny-titted webcam gals and just about everything in between. In fact, it's even inspired us to start making our own dirty home videos to share with all of you in the new year. (Whether or not you'll want to watch them, though, is a different story, But at least our heart's in the right place.)

· RIAA's Revenge ;) (riaar.thumblogger.com - thanks Andy)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "My Third Wife, George"

Consider if you will the great lovers of history: Don Juan. Casanova. Ralph Higbee? The guy certainly doesn't look like he belongs in their company, but the film evidence doesn't lie. Would a "square" marry not one, but three hippies (one of whom may or may not be named George) and stab romantic rivals with a fencing sword? Of course, a real ladies' man probably wouldn't get married at all, but who are we to argue with such an obvious master?

· My Third Wife, George (1968) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive