Fleshbot: straight, zoo

Rhian Sugden And Kelly Andrews Combine Powers

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

You know what happens when two gorgeous Brit babes press their breasts together, right? Wonder Twin powers, activate!

And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Jenna Jones, The Newest Addition To Zoo's Talent Pool

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

Like Ashley Emma before her, Jenna Jones has got, ahem, talent. And she also knows how to do the splits! (This one's a keeper, guys. Trust us.) (zootoday.com)

From Jobless To Topless To... Jobbed?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 12 May 2009 15:30:01 EDT

It's tough out there for the unemployed—but luckily for (some) of us, Zoo Magazine is doing it's part to help the unemployed hotties of the world find work...by publishing sexy photos of them.

Yes, it's true: in their new weekly feature "Gimme A Job!", Zoo helps girls like Nikki Friend and Sarah Arnold connect with potential employers—well, potential employers who read Zoo, anyway. Though we have our doubts about the efficacy of this plan (at least for finding work unrelated to topless modeling), at least we can now say that we read Zoo for the employment section.

· Unemployed Sutton girl Nikki Friend strips in Zoo to get a job (suttonguardian.co.uk)
· Sarah goes topless for Zoo Magazine's 'Gimme a Job' promotion (cambs24.co.uk)

Keeley Hazell: A Remembrance Of Times Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Keeley may have left the topless biz to run her modeling agency...but at least we'll always have our memories. Like that time we went on vacation to the beach with Keeley and her busty friends.

Sure, maybe we weren't actually there, and it was more like a photo shoot for Zoo than a real beach vacation—but at least Keeley was topless and frolicking happily in the waves... and that's what we'll always remember. Especially the topless part.

· Keeley Hazell on Vacation (boobieblog.com)

Alice Goodwin—She's A Good One

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Alice Goodwin—who you may remember from her (incredibly) brief foxy boxing career—has a hot set up on Zoo's website. Which is exciting, but not as exciting as it would be if her nipples were uncovered.

· Alice Unleashed (zootoday.com)

Sophie Anderton Returns To The Spotlight

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST

Alas, it seems that Sophie Anderton's sex tape never gave the lingerie model quite the boost that, say, Kim Kardashian received from her own... but at least we get to look at her boobs again.

· Sophie Anderton Nude Pictures for the Paycheck (egotastic.com)

Imogen Knows What We Want For Christmas This Year

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Were you naughty or nice this year? Well, either way, Imogen Thomas is working hard in Santa's workshop to deliver you the best gift of all... boobs!

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· Imogen Thomas Topless - 12/08 (dailypoa.com)

Sexiest? Ultimate Nude? We Can't Decide!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:00:00 EST

It was only a few weeks ago that we were poring over ZOO's Ultimate Nude Girls Pics, now we've discovered a compilation of the Sexiest ZOO Girls Ever. We're so confused! Which is better?

We'd be tempted to say that Ultimate Nude is better than Sexiest (on account of, you know, the nude part)—but then again, the Sexiest girls aren't wearing very much... and they are pretty sexy...

Oh, it's no use. We can't decide. We'll just have to look at all of them. (And you can meet a few of our favorites right now.)

· Sexiest ZOO Girls Ever! (zootoday.com)

We'll Always Have Keeley: Why Lad Mags Are Good (Or At Least Harmless)

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST

As compelling as Front's response to the charge that lad mags are destroying society may have been, the Telegraph's recent pro-lad mag essay, penned by Michael Deacon (a former Zoo editor!), seems a little more likely to convince, well, anyone.

His argument? Lad mags are silly and juvenile, yes, but they're not misogynistic at all (come on, lads love ladies!). More importantly, though: lad mags exist as boob-filled rags largely because, well, everyone likes boobs! And since everyone likes boobs, they won't be going anywhere any time soon... unless, of course, they're killed off by the giant boob farm that is the internet.

Now someone find us the latest copy of Nuts, stat.

· Why lads' mags have a shelf life (telegraph.co.uk)

Best Of The Breast: ZOO's Ultimate Nude Girls Pics

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

Sure, you could comb through ZOO's website, looking for all the hottest photos of all the finest girls... or you could just browse through their Ultimate Nude Girls Pics feature, which compiles the hottest shoots from the past year in one easy web page. Isn't it fun to let other people do the work for you? Check out a few of our favorite snaps, after the jump.

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· ZOO's Ultimate Nude Girls Pics (zootoday.com)

All's Well That Ends Naked: The Georgina Baillie Story

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:45:00 EST

Since we're not British, we've remained largely unaware of the whole Georgina Baillie scandal that's (apparently) been causing waves all across the UK these past few weeks. But thanks to our good friend Google, we've managed to piece together the important details. From what we can tell, it goes something like this: Georgina is the granddaughter of Andrew Sachs, the actor who played Manuel on "Fawlty Towers." As a young woman, she got involved in some naughty business, as young women are wont to do, taking lovers, making adult films, and performing in a burlesque troupe called The Satanic Sluts. Then some other stuff happened—but the really important part is that she just posed topless for Zoo Weekly. All's well that ends naked, right? See more of Georgina after the jump.

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· Georgina Baillie Strips! (full video and photos @ zootoday.com)
· News Review interview: Georgina Baillie (timesonline.co.uk)

Rebecca Loos Is Back!

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:30:00 EST

It's been years since we last heard the name Rebecca Loos (and even longer since we last saw her topless). But no matter, because the livestock-masturbating, Beckham-home-wrecking darling is back... and topless! Somehow, stalwart lad mag Zoo Weekly managed score an interview with the lovely Loos—and, somehow, managed to get her topless, too (we hear they can be very persuasive). Learn more about this enigmatic babe after the jump... and, of course, see more pictures of her topless.

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· Rebecca Loos Topless for Zoo (2damnhot.com)