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#dvd
Three Times An "Interracial MILF Orgy"
If you are a strong black man like me, doubtless you are wondering where you were when the first two episodes of "Interracial MILF Orgy" were released. But don't trip, Boo: it's good that you just chilled until this episode. More » -
#wherearetheynow
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Kiara Marie
I met Kiara Marie at a party in the beginning of 2007 and liked her immediately. She did a couple of dozen movies and went away. I miss her. Today's her 22nd birthday. More » -
#dvd
Nothing Proves A Mother's Love Like Latex
More than the latex-and-PVC-clad milves themselves, what is special about Jim Powers' "Latex MILFs" is that an excellent definition of the elusive term is provided in horrifying, sweaty context. More » -
#zaftig
Zaftig Pussycat: "Voluptuous Biker Babes" Revisited
Carlos Batts has released "Voluptuous Biker Babes", a trippy combination of "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and - I don't know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega. More » -
#zaftig
Today in Cake: Taking a Bite out of "Muffin Tops"
As you well know, the term "Muffin Top" first appeared in Samuel Pepys' description of London's Great Fire in 1666 ("Pudding Lane...is what she eats...no kidding") but it has taken until now to bring the Muffin Top to porn, probably since the Transsexual MILF craze has run its course. More » -
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#pornvampires
Sangre Bloody Sangre: Carlos Batts' "Kiss Attack"
The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers. More » -
#bbw
Coming To Turgid Terms With "Barely Legal Baby Fat"
If this movie were named "Zaftig Elegance," I wouldn't feel so downright creepy about watching it. Instead this movie appeals to my prurient interest: I think of all the babysitters who line up at the hot dog stand by the minor league baseball field in Fleshbot West's Home Town. I think of the younger sisters (or worse, daughters) of the angular women who taught us SQL Server, and feel Ashamed. That the movie opens with sound effects of a crying infant and soothing lullaby bells also makes me wonder who the target audience is. More »
