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    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
    offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
    FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
    bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
    bmonkey: "Yes, Mr. Bond, you're eyes don't deceive you...there are four of me you have to deal with..." #babes more »
    Crystal_Mountain: "She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference." That makes her a hipster, but she's still ridiculously hot, so I'll overlook that.... more »
  • #censorship

    Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!

    YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More »
  • #topten

    Hot For Teacher: Top Ten Sexy Teacher Videos

    We wish our high school teachers had been this hot. We would have been a lot more psyched about being sent to detention if these women were the ones we had to answer to. More »
  • #topten

    I'll Be Your French Maid: Top Ten Sexy French Maid Videos

    Cleavage bursting at the seams, obscenely tiny skirts with frills a tickling feather duster constantly at hand, and a sultry foreign accent. Honestly, is there anything unappealing about French maids? More »
  • #mainstreamcrossoverwatch

    "The Girlfriend Experience" Official Trailer With Sasha Grey

    Contain yourselves now (good thing you can't see us freaking out over here), but here's your first glimpse at Sasha Grey's film, "The Girlfriend Experience," by Steven Soderbergh. More »
  • #anticipation

    The Official "Not The Cosby Show XXX" Trailer

    The more we see of "Not The Cosby Show XXX," the more we love it. The release by Hustler Video is scheduled for June 2nd, and we're nearly dying of anticipation. More »
  • #pornstars

    Belldonna Is Made Out Of Magic

    We knew that Belladonna was completely, totally amazing; but we didn't realize she was magic! Yet right here, in this video of Belladonna with a popsicle, is proof that she's truly more than mortal. More »
  • #video

    Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off

    We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More »
  • #video

    Shake That Ass!

    The world has taken so much from us: our youth, our health, our optimistic outlook—but they'll never take young girls shaking their asses on YouTube. (And if they try, we've got a gun.). More »
  • #video

    Girls, Scantily Clad, Exercising. Nuff Said.

    Consider this your moment of zen: four fantastic videos of scantily clad girls exercising. Like you had something better to watch this evening? More »
  • #fetish

    Sneezing: Your New Favorite Thing

    Already exhausted your fart fetish? Don't worry, there are plenty of other bodily functions to fetishize—for instance, sneezing! (Sure, it's nothing new... but at least it's finally made its way stateside. Thanks, YouTube!) More »
  • #hysteria

    Too Hot For YouTube: This Week In Banned Videos

    You may have thought that YouTube's crackdown on "suggestive" videos would be limited to obviously borderline content—like those popular nipple-free porno trailers. But it's not just the pornographers who are taking a hit. More »
  • #fetish

    Fart Porn Goes Even More Mainstream

    YouTube may be cracking down on "suggestive" videos, but at least fart fetish videos still count as family friendly. Just ask Mollie, who's more than happy to seductively describe all her tummy troubles. More »
  • #antiporn

    Ning, YouTube Increase Restrictions On Adult Content; Twitter Still Loves Porn

    Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. More »
  • #contests

    Shane's World Invades YouTube

    First Playboy, now Shane's World: the pornographers are just loving YouTube these days. If you're a college student who loves YouTube (and, um, also Shane's World), you can upload a short video explaining why your school should be the next destination for the "College Invasion" series. Hint: showing what wild, horny partiers you are is probably a good idea. But remember, no nudity! (This is YouTube, after all.) (avn.com)
  • #britneyspears

    Britney Spears And Tasteful Nudity, Together Again

    Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn't it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it's over now and she's back to serious music making business. Also known as "rolling around naked in music videos" business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that "may not be suitable for minors," but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there's our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America's broken investment culture. Is there anything she can't do? More »
  • #balloons

    Balloon Fetishes ... They're Blowing Up!

    Is ballooning going mainstream? Lots of people have been sending us this link to videos of people who like to climb inside balloons and do ... well, they just sort of hang out. Or maybe blow up other balloons! These particular clips probably weren't meant to be erotic, but we've long been aware of the sexual possibilities of steaming hot plastic air balls. It's also how we discovered Mausi, a German woman who seems to be building a non-nude, but sexually suggestive internet balloon empire all to herself. What does it all mean for society and the future of human development? If you're looking for the answer here ... don't hold your breath. More »
  • #taniaderveaux

    Tania Derveaux Lives!

    Fans of Belgian politics will probably be excited to know that everyone's favorite fellatio-happy senate candidate is not giving up on her dream to make the world a sexually liberated, waffle-filled paradise. We're not sure if anyone ever got to cash in on Tania Derveaux's virgin smashing pledge in defense of net neutrality—but if you need proof that her nerd love was not just a gimmick, Tania has built her own YouTube channel! It's filled with brief interludes about how to seduce chicks, play video games, and other geeky internet topics. But mostly it's just her rolling around on a bed in low-cut tops. Like we said, it's the perfect thing for nerds in love. There's still hope for her VP campaign yet! More »
  • #amateur

    Sweded Porn: Be Kind, Rewind, And Undress

    Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film "Be Kind Rewind" earlier this year already understands the joy of being "Sweded." If you didn't see it—well, it's a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in "Be Kind" save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they're asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they're offering prizes to the best interpretations. More »
  • #movies

    Stanley Kubrick Porn, Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sex Odysseys

    Porn movies that parody mainstream entertainment are nothing new in this business, but there maybe one director who has the honor of being targeted more than any other: Stanley Kubrick. No one can really say what it is about his style or artistic choices that make Kubrick so ripe for porn plucking, but as blogger Andrew Hearst has noticed, his titles have been reworked several times over—including more than one version of the ever-popular "Sex Odyssey" motif. Sadly the master is no longer with us, but we can still enjoy those great works he inspired, from to "The Sexxxing" to "A Clockwork Orgy" to "Dr. Strangelove." (Wait, maybe it was Kubrick who found pornspiration on that one, not the other way around.) More »
  • #musicvideowatch

    "One Night In Bangkok" Makes YouTube Censors' Heads Hurt

    Bangkok. Oriental City! A place where laws about what counts as legal paid entertainment probably differ from where you live. A city that was invented in 1984 for the premiere of Tim Rice/ABBA musical "Chess." You may be more familiar with the classic Murray Head version of this stirring tale, but as European dance club DJs are wont to do "One Night In Bangkok" has been given a 21st century update complete with thumbing bass line and a five-girl strip club orgy video. Honestly, if you can't go to Bangkok and see five party babes have a topless pillow fight/bubble bath, then what's the point of even having musical theater? However, you probably can't see it on YouTube for much longer—so we've preserved it here. More »
  • #video

    Vintage (And Not-So-Vintage) Catfight Girls On YouTube

    You kids today, you think you invented everything. The rusty trombones! The dirt pipe smoothies and the ass milkshakes, or whatever you're drinking in those hipster cocktail lounges these days! And what about hot girl-on-girl catfights? You think that no one ever filmed a crisp slap to the cheek or some down-and-dirty apartment wrestling before those newfangled camcorder thingamajiggies came along? Well, YouTube user girlfitewiz is here to set you straight: you'll find dozens of vintage and brand spanking new female wrestling and catfight clips via his (?) profile page, and thousands more on the free Ultimate Female Fighting Links groups that several of the clips will point you to. Sure, those early Hollywood and stag reel-type clips might seem a little tame by today's standards. But hey, even all that modern dirt pipe milkshake action had to start somewhere. More »
  • #video

    Rubber 55: Latex Goes Viral

    Say you're a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear—you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don't even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a video parody of "MTV Cribs" that shows off your sense of humor and your wardrobe collection at the same time, get it up on YouTube, and you'll be an overnight viral sensation. (OK, so it took a little over a year for this video to reach us—which means maybe the overnight part didn't work out that great. But then no one moves fast when they're wearing a rubber catsuit.) More »
  • #trailers

    "Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More

    As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.) More »
  • #babes

    YouTube might employ a secret army of meatbots to filter out porn uploads 24/7, but that doesn't mean they won't allow the occasional video of Kitty Lea doing a mesmerizing boob dance in her underwear to slip through every now and then. Which evidently means it's not porn, and therefore you shouldn't be turned on by it. Just so it's clear. (Click thumbnail for video.) More »
  • #video

    This Week In Bad Taste (And Timing)

    Sure, there's a lot to make fun of where the Great Alabama Sex Toy Brouhaha is concerned, but autoerotic asphyxiation isn't one of them—contrary to whatever the person who made this YouTube video would have you believe. (Didn't he ever watch that episode of "Six Feet Under"?) More importantly, the minister in question died in June 2007. Dude, what took you so long? (YouTube, via pamshouseblend.com)
  • #boobs

    Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

    We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet. More »
  • #video

    With Love From The Cheeto Fucker

    Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today: More »
  • #fetish

    Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

    The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.) More »
  • #video

    Five Naked Models: More Than Just Skin Deep

    If you've found yourself getting tired of looking at naked boobs and instead have started wondering what goes on in the head of a woman who takes her clothes off for a living (hey, it could happen), you might want to head over to this YouTube channel where five lovely models (including Fleshbot Crush Object Isobel Wren) share their thoughts and insights about what it's like to bare it all in front of a wide audience. (Alas, since the videos are hosted on YouTube they're not actually demonstrating the talents they're discussing ... but that's what you have us for!) After the jump, taste a sample episode starring Babelog alumna Carlotta Champagne. More »
  • #overheard

    As if we needed another excuse to nurture our shameful secret crush on Rachael Ray, along comes this long-lost audio clip from her days as a sex educator. (OK, we guess there might be the slight chance it's a fake—but hey, anyone who says things like "It's so big, I can barely get my fingers around it!" totally deserves to have their words taken out of context.) (YouTube - thanks Blakeley)
  • #video

    Lesbian Kissing Makes Perfect Sense, Even When It Doesn't

    A very confused tipster writes to us asking for an explanation of the following YouTube video. It starts off innocently enough, with footage of a random girl-on-girl makeout session: nothing confusing there, but then things take an abrupt turn when the show is interrupted by footage from late-70s schmaltzfest "Eight Is Enough." Then it's back to the lesbian makeout, accompanied by some adult contemporary/soft rock background music. Then you see the opening credits for CSI: NY. Then back to some more Dick Van Patten, then it abruptly ends. In other words, it's a big heaping spoonful of WTF? More »
  • #video

    Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History

    Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.) More »
  • #greatmomentsinviralmarketing

    And speaking of bad videos: if you've been following the so-bad-it's-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Snuff", you won't want to miss today's short but sweet final entry "The Twilight Bone". Hey, if you survived "The Wizard of Ass" and "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" you really have nothing left to lose—except of course, your soul and/or your sex drive. (YouTube)
  • #tehinternets

    Hillary And Barack Are For Porn (And We're For Bad YouTube Videos)

    The interminable Democratic nominating process is claiming more victims today in Kentucky and Oregon and we've had just about all we can take of delegate counts and exit polls and secret Muslim (or is it Christian?) conspiracies to take over the government—so much so that our only refuge is an ill-conceived YouTube mashup involving the "Avenue Q" Broadway cast recording and a lot of awkwardly posed photos of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. This is what happens when people have too much time and democracy on their hands. More »
  • #video

    Playboy's 55th Anniversary Playmate Search: The Contenders

    A few weeks ago we told you about Playboy's YouTube casting call to find the centerfold for its 55th Anniversary Issue (even though they don't look a day over 49). Asking aspiring models to show their stuff in such a public forum seemed like a good idea, but did anyone actually take them up on the challenge? Of course they did—not that people really need an excuse to post clips of themselves in their underwear on the internet these days, but in this case they just happened to have one. There are about 50 entries so far, which you can view all together in one handy playlist—or you can spend some time getting to know one of the contestants a little better. So why did we pick Michelle Mason? Well, not only does she hail from the same state as some of us here at Fleshbot (Go Michigan!), she also wrote us an email to say how much she likes us. Yes, we are that easy. More »
  • #video

    Faux-Lesbian Russian Pop Star Update: t.A.T.u. Uncensored

    Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova may be the most popular singing duo that no one has ever heard sing: that's because when t.A.T.u performs, no one is really there to listen to the music. But by filling their stage act and music videos with unrepentant sexual teasing, they've made quite a name for themselves. We first saw the video for their single "White Robe" a few months and were naturally intrigued by the communist-era women-behind-bars imagery, but found it a little ... lacking. Until this weekend, when our inbox flooded with helpful tipsters pointing us to the uncensored version, which despite the gratuitous boobage has miraculously managed to stay up on YouTube for over a month. The nudity may be brief, but it's still glorious and it's worth sticking around for the surprise twist ending. (Even if the whole thing makes no actual sense. You can check out the English language version too and see if that helps.) More »
  • #greatmomentsinmarketing

    "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang": Chuck Palahniuk Goes Deeper Into Cassie Wright

    With the imminent release of "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk's book "Snuff" it's never been more clear to us that (a) his marketeers have some really excellent drug connections, and (b) Palahniuk's obsession with fictional aging porn star Cassie Wright is as surreal as his novels. After the awesome fake retro "Wizard Of Ass" trailer comes "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang", another wacky sendup of classic porn tropes complete with bad dialogue, scary sound effects and ridiculous scenarios. Which is nothing like real porn, of course. (Maybe it's better?) More »
  • #girlongirlaction

    Scarlett Loves Penelope, Briefly

    It's about a second-and-a-half of a two minute movie trailer, it's in a reddened dark room, and it's a crappy low-res YouTube video, but ... it's still Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz making out. Like you're really going to complain about that? More »
  • #greatmomentsinmasturbation

    "Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways

    While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump. More »
  • #tvalert

    Gianna Lynn Gets Some New "Miami Ink"

    Gianna Lynn fans are probably well acquainted with her prominent tattoos, but like most body ink aficionados, one or two or a half-dozen tats are never enough. Her latest addition was documented for the TLC reality show "Miami Ink" and her episode airs this Thursday night. Now, we don't much about the show beyond the fact that pornstars apparently like to get tattoos and quite a few of our readers have a crush on the show's L.A. transplant Kat Von D. But apparently even porn celebrities have to audition for the privilege of letting someone poke their skin with a searing hot needle. Watch Gianna explain her dream body art and the near-death experience that inspired it, then tomorrow you can try to stay awake past your bedtime and watch it come to life on TV. More »