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more about #straight more comments → I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » -
#censorship
Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!
YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More » -
#topten
Hot For Teacher: Top Ten Sexy Teacher Videos
We wish our high school teachers had been this hot. We would have been a lot more psyched about being sent to detention if these women were the ones we had to answer to. More » -
#topten
I'll Be Your French Maid: Top Ten Sexy French Maid Videos
Cleavage bursting at the seams, obscenely tiny skirts with frills a tickling feather duster constantly at hand, and a sultry foreign accent. Honestly, is there anything unappealing about French maids? More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
"The Girlfriend Experience" Official Trailer With Sasha Grey
Contain yourselves now (good thing you can't see us freaking out over here), but here's your first glimpse at Sasha Grey's film, "The Girlfriend Experience," by Steven Soderbergh. More » -
#anticipation
The Official "Not The Cosby Show XXX" Trailer
The more we see of "Not The Cosby Show XXX," the more we love it. The release by Hustler Video is scheduled for June 2nd, and we're nearly dying of anticipation. More » -
#pornstars
Belldonna Is Made Out Of Magic
We knew that Belladonna was completely, totally amazing; but we didn't realize she was magic! Yet right here, in this video of Belladonna with a popsicle, is proof that she's truly more than mortal. More » -
#video
Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off
We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More » -
#video
Shake That Ass!
The world has taken so much from us: our youth, our health, our optimistic outlook—but they'll never take young girls shaking their asses on YouTube. (And if they try, we've got a gun.). More » -
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#video
Girls, Scantily Clad, Exercising. Nuff Said.
Consider this your moment of zen: four fantastic videos of scantily clad girls exercising. Like you had something better to watch this evening? More » -
#fetish
Sneezing: Your New Favorite Thing
Already exhausted your fart fetish? Don't worry, there are plenty of other bodily functions to fetishize—for instance, sneezing! (Sure, it's nothing new... but at least it's finally made its way stateside. Thanks, YouTube!) More » -
#hysteria
Too Hot For YouTube: This Week In Banned Videos
You may have thought that YouTube's crackdown on "suggestive" videos would be limited to obviously borderline content—like those popular nipple-free porno trailers. But it's not just the pornographers who are taking a hit. More » -
#fetish
Fart Porn Goes Even More Mainstream
YouTube may be cracking down on "suggestive" videos, but at least fart fetish videos still count as family friendly. Just ask Mollie, who's more than happy to seductively describe all her tummy troubles. More » -
#antiporn
Ning, YouTube Increase Restrictions On Adult Content; Twitter Still Loves Porn
Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. More » -
#amateur
Sweded Porn: Be Kind, Rewind, And Undress
Anyone who saw the Jack Black/Mos Def/Michel Gondry film "Be Kind Rewind" earlier this year already understands the joy of being "Sweded." If you didn't see it—well, it's a bit complicated, but basically a Sweded film is an amateur remake of a classic movie using homemade props and your friends as actors, which is how the main characters in "Be Kind" save their small town video store from greedy land developers. (It made more sense at the time.) The marketing department at video sharing site Shufuni must have seen it too, because now they're asking users to make their own Sweded movies—but with nudity and sex, of course. And they're offering prizes to the best interpretations. More » -
#movies
Stanley Kubrick Porn, Or How We Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Sex Odysseys
Porn movies that parody mainstream entertainment are nothing new in this business, but there maybe one director who has the honor of being targeted more than any other: Stanley Kubrick. No one can really say what it is about his style or artistic choices that make Kubrick so ripe for porn plucking, but as blogger Andrew Hearst has noticed, his titles have been reworked several times over—including more than one version of the ever-popular "Sex Odyssey" motif. Sadly the master is no longer with us, but we can still enjoy those great works he inspired, from to "The Sexxxing" to "A Clockwork Orgy" to "Dr. Strangelove." (Wait, maybe it was Kubrick who found pornspiration on that one, not the other way around.) More »














