It seems you can't keep a good celebrity sex tape down: over two years after it first caused a sensation, the Colin Farrell/Nicole Narain sex tape has resurfaced on YouPorn. If you missed it the first time, now's your chance to hear Colin Farrell's dirty talk. And unlike certain other sex videos we've heard about lately, all parties involved are still alive as of the time of this writing. (youporn.com)

The Ansari X Prize is a $10 million award that will be given to the first private company to put an human in space—and YouPorn is doing them one better with a $10 million XXX Prize to the first amateurs to shoot a porn movie in space. OK, so maybe it was a silly April Fool's gag, but you know ... it just might be crazy enough to work. Let the sex space race begin! (YouPorn)

In a stunning turn of events that no one could have possibly predicted, three of the top five fastest growing web sites of December 2007 were porn or sex-related. Don't look so surprised. (wired.com)

Public Bukkake Is Just Another Day In The Park

Remember when bukkake was something sort of gross and shocking, and group sex featuring a crowd of guys and one patient (if somewhat bored) porn starlet was right there with Goatse.cx on the edge of edgy? You'd never know it from watching this gonzo clip which stars a blonde and smiling European chick enjoying a day in the park with a bunch of gentleman companions and answering to being called a "beeech" while seemingly convincing herself that semen is fantastic for her hair, skin and nails. Many of the hurried patrons seem to be giving off their sendoffs a bit too soon, but watching all those unexpected trajectories is at least half the reason why this video is more interesting than so many other bukkake clips we've seen. Even if it's not quite as shocking anymore. More »

YouPorn is (allegedly) close to surpassing eBay as one of the most popular sites in Britain. Probably because it's very difficult to auction off porn when people have trouble keeping their bids up. (metro.co.uk)

250 (Give Or Take) Cumshots In 5 (Or So) Minutes

Because we're in a giving mood today, we thought we'd give you some money shots. A lot of them. In fact, the title of this YouPorn video claims 250 in five minutes and 33 seconds. A quick back of the envelope calculation tells us that this would set some sort of land speed record, so they may be exaggerating slightly for effect. But the video is five minutes and 33 seconds long and it is does contain quite an large number of cumshots. By the way, we've just done another back of the envelope calculation and you now owe us $20 million dollars. (Approximately. There's no need to get greedy.) More »

Portfolio: Who Wants To Own YouPorn?

Depending on who you listen to, porn is the best business in the world to be in ... or the worst. It brings in $12 billion dollars a year, even though no one has bought a DVD in six months and the going rate for one of the most successful properties on the web is $20 million, even though the site makes no money. That last tidbit comes courtesy of Portfolio magazine which takes a look at the mysterious YouPorn, with its shady overseas creators, non-existent business model and 2257 headaches ... and its recent attempts to sell itself off to the highest bidder, including mainstream porn powerhouse Vivid. It's an interesting read for anyone who wonders where all that porn money goes, and since Portfolio itself is geared toward Wall Street investor types it investigates the matter with a business-like, hype-free approach that is fairly informative. Ultimately, though, it leaves the reader right back where they started—asking "Is anybody really getting rich off this stuff?" (P.S. It's not us.) More »

Blogging YouPorn (And Other Places, Too)

Digging through thousands of videos everyday so that we can construct our daily Flesh Flicks feature is back-breaking, bandwidth busting work, but we do it anyway because we love. Unfortunately, there aren't enough hours in the day to look through every YouTube clone that offers free porn clips—and most of them can't be embedded here anyway, so we selfishly don't bother—but thankfully there are others out there devoted to the cause. More »

Apparently, every day sees 266 new porn sites on the interweb; 28,258 people viewing porn at any given second; and approximately 397,643 more hysterical articles like this one warning you of the hidden dangers of all that smut. (thetyee.ca)

Care Bear Porn (Yes, There Is Nothing Sacred)

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