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#sextape
Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)
The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com) -
#hype
Mini-Me Sex Tape Costar Tells All, Again (But Do You Want To Listen?)
We guess this interview with "Mini-Me Sex Tape" costar Renae Shrider would be a heck of a lot more interesting if we actually knew anyone who's watched the damn thing (since we're sure not interested in watching it ourselves)—and if she hadn't already done a tell-all interview a few months ago. But if you want to help her make the most of her 15 minutes then have at it. On the other hand, if you do know anyone who's gone through the trouble of actually downloading and watching it could you please send them their way? We might be interested in interviewing them sometime. (AVN) -
#hype
Wait ... so even after what we were told yesterday, now they're saying that the Jimi Hendrix sex tape is a big old fake? We are shocked! What are you going to tell us next—that the Marilyn Monroe sex tape isn't real either? (uk.reuters.com) -
#media
Ah, yet another Details quiz asking us to decide whether a picture is a still from a porn flick or simply lifted from some wholly unrelated pop culture phenomenon—in this case "The Hills", which is about as far from porn as you can get, certain persistent sex tape rumours notwithstanding. It never gets old, does it? (Gawker; more @ men.style.com) -
#gossip
While we were away in Las Vegas the last couple of days, someone sent us some "exclusive" "breaking" "news" about Paris Hilton's "secret" "lesbian" past. Yeah, we're glad we didn't miss anything important while we were away either. (jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com) -
#britneyspearsdownwardspiral
We're really not sure why anyone would even bother posting yet another shot of Britney Spears' vag at this point—including us. So just forget you're reading this and skip to the next post already, OK? (egotastic.com) -
#sextapewatch
Is there really an Eva Longoria-Tony Parker sex tape or is it just some cute Mexican girl having sex with a really tall French guy? Does it even matter at this point? (thesun.co.uk, via hollywoodtuna.com) -
#britneysdownwardspiral
Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Britney Plays The Classics
Hey, guys. Any idea what Britney Spears has been up to lately? If you haven't turned on the TV or the internet in the last couple days you might have missed her already legendary performance on the MTV Video Music Awards that everyone and their brother won't shut up about. Never one to rest on her laurels, she quickly followed it up by returning to her well-worn repertoire for a little tune we like to call "Getting Out Of The Car With No Panties On." It's an oldie, but a goody and we have a feeling that much like the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, and every doo-wop group that ever had a hit before 1961, she'll still be touring with it years from now, breaking out the old standard during her encore set for delighted crowds of middle-aged tweens. Get your tickets now. More » -
