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more about #straight NeoXY: #straight more » paraffinshot: Two words: "I'm pregnant." more » NeoXY: #straight more » MattChance: Kari Black knew that her next investigation was going to be good, as she'd been to her fair share of allegedly haunted prisons that actually turned ou... more » squeezyface: I love how South American women celebrate tan lines. more » poonlover: Um, just try NOT to turn your vagina or rectum inside out... more » offred: I love these features. And thanks to this article, I now love Bobbi Starr. more » Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more » cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more » Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more » countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more » Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more » offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more » Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more » Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more » bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more » bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more » FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more » whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more » whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more » -
#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#upcoming
Football Parody Porn Set To Change The Way You View John Madden
And now for something completely bizarre: X-Play has just announced the upcoming release of "Not Monday Night Football XXX." Well, with all those tight ends going deep, it was bound to happen eventually. More » -
#parodies
"Not The Cosbys XXX" Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009
Any doubts we may have had about the credibility of X-Play's "Not The Cosbys XXX" have been completely put to rest by this behind-the-scenes video. Because, damn, Heathcliff is spot on. More »



