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#advertising
Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone
Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More » -
#wtf
We're Taking A Lunch Break
In our underwear. In the woods. And did we mention the aforementioned underwear is made with organic ingredients? More » -
#amateur
Damn Girl, You Got One Fine Art Collection
Maybe you need to "justify" your porn viewing habits with a "legitimate reason" for looking at naked girls. Here's one: they pose nude in front of famous artwork. More » -
#wtf
Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe
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#wtf
Vice Gets Naughty In The Copy Room
We've all been tempted to use the office copy machine for, ahem, non-work related purposes. In their latest fashion spread, Vice put balls to thewallglass plate and actually had models photocopying their naughty bits. More » -
#boobs
This Ad Really Speaks To Us
Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More » -
#wtf
Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs
Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
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#advertising
The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild
Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More » -
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#hardcore
"Snort That Cum" Defies Sexual Logic While Pushing The Envelope Further Still
After over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us wrong. More » -
#scandal
Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
#dolls
The Secret Barbie-Lives Of Humans?
Some people enjoy using their Barbies to imitate adult situations, and some prefer using their bodies to imitate Barbies. Icon worship comes in many forms. More » -
#dolls
The Secret Sapphic Life Of Barbie
In our childhood, we often used our Barbie dolls to channel some of our still forming, and poorly understood, sexual urges (yes, we totally put Ken on top of Barbie and rubbed them together). More » -
#wtf
What Will Bart And Lisa Think?
In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More » -
#wtf
Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video
Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More » -
#advertising
Giant Soapy Breasts Somehow Advertise Arts Festival
Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia's 28th Graphic Arts Biennial...wait, that's what you're advertising, too? You really know your audience, don't you. More » -
#draftstormy
Stormy Daniels' Wild Weekend
Over the course of a long weekend, Stormy Daniels' chances to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator from Louisiana got a whole lot better. And sex with a citizen of a former occupying country was the least of it. More » -
#upcoming
MILFs Meld With Teens In Apocalyptic New Porn Title
Coming July 29: Vivid's "I Was a Teenage MILF." Coming July 30: Armaggedon. (Hey, that's what happens when you bend porn genres beyond all possible recognition.) (avn.com) -
#fetish
Porn For The Deaf Giantess Fetishist (Yes, It Exists)
We know about porn for the blind—but what about porn for the deaf? More specifically, what about porn for the deaf giantess fetishist with a love of CGI? As with all things, it's somewhere on the internet. More » -
#wtf
Ancilla Tilia Dances Her Way Into Our Hearts (And Brings An Environmental Message With Her)
Once again, we have a video that starts of super sexy...and then, somewhere along the way, goes horribly wrong. Take our advice: enjoy Ancilla Tilia's dance until the weird man shows up. Then just peace out. More »
