Damn Girl, You Got One Fine Art Collection

Maybe you need to "justify" your porn viewing habits with a "legitimate reason" for looking at naked girls. Here's one: they pose nude in front of famous artwork. More »

Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe

Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More »

Vice Gets Naughty In The Copy Room

We've all been tempted to use the office copy machine for, ahem, non-work related purposes. In their latest fashion spread, Vice put balls to the wall glass plate and actually had models photocopying their naughty bits. More »

This Ad Really Speaks To Us

Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More »

Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »

The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild

Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More »

Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More »

Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More »

The Secret Barbie-Lives Of Humans?

Some people enjoy using their Barbies to imitate adult situations, and some prefer using their bodies to imitate Barbies. Icon worship comes in many forms. More »

The Secret Sapphic Life Of Barbie

In our childhood, we often used our Barbie dolls to channel some of our still forming, and poorly understood, sexual urges (yes, we totally put Ken on top of Barbie and rubbed them together). More »

What Will Bart And Lisa Think?

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More »

Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More »

Giant Soapy Breasts Somehow Advertise Arts Festival

Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia's 28th Graphic Arts Biennial...wait, that's what you're advertising, too? You really know your audience, don't you. More »

Stormy Daniels' Wild Weekend

Over the course of a long weekend, Stormy Daniels' chances to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator from Louisiana got a whole lot better. And sex with a citizen of a former occupying country was the least of it. More »

MILFs Meld With Teens In Apocalyptic New Porn Title

Coming July 29: Vivid's "I Was a Teenage MILF." Coming July 30: Armaggedon. (Hey, that's what happens when you bend porn genres beyond all possible recognition.) (avn.com)

Porn For The Deaf Giantess Fetishist (Yes, It Exists)

We know about porn for the blind—but what about porn for the deaf? More specifically, what about porn for the deaf giantess fetishist with a love of CGI? As with all things, it's somewhere on the internet. More »

Ancilla Tilia Dances Her Way Into Our Hearts (And Brings An Environmental Message With Her)

Once again, we have a video that starts of super sexy...and then, somewhere along the way, goes horribly wrong. Take our advice: enjoy Ancilla Tilia's dance until the weird man shows up. Then just peace out. More »

College Rivalries: National American University Vs. Naughty America University

File under "Lamest Lawsuit Ever": National American University is suing Naughty America, claiming that the site Naughty America University (not Naughty American University, as USA Today incorrectly reports) infringes on trademarks and is potentially confusing. Because we totally thought the orgies were happening at National American. (usatoday.com, thumbnail)

Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message

If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More »

Road Signs Used To Illustrate Sexy Story

On a recent trip to Canada, we amused ourselves by trying to figure out what the foreign road signs signified. This interpretation of road signs is far, far more amusing than ours was. (jalopnik.com)

Jumbo Grab Bag: Amateur Porn, Bag Included

For the most part, Jumbo Grab Bag is just like any other run-of-the-mill amateur porn site. Except for the fact that all the models have brown paper bags on their heads. More »

Man Charged With "Hacking" For Using Adult Site At Work

Richard Wolf logged on to AdultFriendFinder while at work, and—in the tradition of AFF users—uploaded naked pictures of himself to the site. As a result, he's been he's been convicted of hacking—a felony charge. More »

Brush Up On Your Trivia With Your Favorite Pornstars

If you're like us, you find that learning is way more exciting in the presence of beautiful women—and you'll probably enjoy "Random facts from female pornstars," which pairs trivia with photos of...female pornstars. More »

Joanna Angel Is A Woman Of Her Word

About a year ago, Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel went on the Jason Ellis show and—by ways of whatever—promised she would film herself getting banged in the ass and screaming "Red dragons!" More »

This Is The Greatest And Best Porn In The World.... Tribute

We're not going to lie to you: there's a lot of bad amateur porn out there. But there's also a lot of amazing, inspired amateur porn out there. This clip falls in the latter category. More »

PornStarTweet To Make A Porn

Hey, if a blog can make a porno movie, why not Twitter? NaughtyTweet—PornStarTweet's parent company—has teamed up with Immoral Productions to make some sort of Twitter-themed movie, exclusively starring tweeting pornstars. More »

Heavy Petting: Pets In Porn

Amateur porn can be all the more erotic because it's, well, real. But sometimes things get a little too real—like when the action's interrupted by a ringing phone, or a pet walks into the picture. More »

But What About The Facials?

In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime. More »

Tommy Gunn Joins RuPaul For World's Greatest Music Video

Inspired by the Japanese, who remixed gay porn into techno videos, RuPaul's latest music video is fueled by hardcore Tommy Gunn goodness—along with crazy graphics, baby RuPaul heads, and, of course, kittens. More »

Fun2Play Rears Its Girl Mauling Head

Hey, remember Fun2Play, that online game that lets you poke, prod, bounce, and brutally murder CGI girls? Well, it's back—this time, as Zoo Weekly's Zoo Dolls. Sigh. We actually had respect for you, Zoo. (zootoday.com)

Today In WTF Upskirts: Bianca Gascoigne

What's that? You say you have a photo of the delectable Bianca Gascoigne spreading her legs to reveal her pussy? And you're sure it's actually her parts, and not just pantyhose, because there's some stubble? More »

Boobs: The Source Of Everything Delicious And Wonderful

Those crazy kids at Vice baked some boobcakes—and no, we don't mean these. We mean cupcakes made with breast milk. Could this be the start of some wonderful new fetish? Or dietary trend? (viceland.com)

Finally, Some Simpsons Merchandise Worth Paying For

We've seen girls who are totally shaved, totally natural, and somewhere in between. But we've never seen a girl with labia that looked like Homer Simpson... until today, that is. More »

Wrongness Incorporated Remixes Porn

Is Wrongness Incorporated creating avant garde porn? Super hardcore club mixes? Something else entirely? We have no idea—but we're totally transfixed by whatever it is that they've made. Clip above. (more videos @ wrongnessincorporated.com)

The Wall Street banking industry may have collapsed in a heap of soiled derivatives, but that won't stop folks from indulging in the little things that make life bearable—like $1,000 lap dances. Gotta keep those economic "fundamentals" strong, you know. (amny.com; thumb via Reality Kings via Ask Jolene)

Cum Omlettes: A Tasty New Way To Get Your Protein

After the ten thousandth time you've swallowed someone's freshly shot load, the taste of cum can start to seem a little, well, boring. Day after day, blowjob after blowjob, the same thing over and over — it's only natural that one would want to get a little experimental and spice things up. Sure, you can always turn to the basic staples of cum condiments, mixing a little chocolate syrup or ice cream into your bedroom activities, but why not try something really different? Why not make a cum omlette (or, if you want to be all correct in your spelling, an omelette)? Sure, the logistics of collecting enough cum to fill a frying pan and actually cooking the omlette might be a little more work than you're used to — but when you're sitting down to a delicious breakfast of a fresh cum omlette, all that work will be worth it. Want to make a meal of it? Pair your cum omlette with an ass smoothie for a nutritionally balanced breakfast your mom would be proud of. More »

A man in Florida who was denied sex by his girlfriend responded the way any reasonable person would—he grabbed a gun ... and shot himself in the arm. Love Being horny makes you do the craziest things, huh? (thesmokinggun.com; babes with guns via)

Testicles: It's What's For Dinner

We're used to receiving a lot of strange emails, but even we did a double take when we saw the subject "world's first testicle cookbook - aphrodisiac" pop up in our inbox. Yet amazingly enough, the email was for real: Ljubomir Erovic, a Serbian gourmet, has partnered with an online publisher to offer up the world's first testicle cookbook as a multimedia ebook — complete with exciting videos demonstrating proper testicle preparation (and not the kind that Gianna Michaels is known for). And not only are testicles a delicacy (not to mention a delicious pizza topping!); as a testosterone rich food, they're also good for getting "in the mood". Provided you can get over the awkwardness of offering your loved one a delicious slice of testicle pie. More »