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    boss_lady: McSteamy's wang: also disappointing. more »
    Conrad: To think I thought Penny Flame was famous because of Porn, not VH1. more »
    WalterPater: Perhaps a petition drive for Jetset to include a Paylin sex scene is in order? I'd be happy to organize such a campaign myself. more »
    WalterPater: One of my favorite Sasha performances is actually in one of Joey Silvera's Strap Attack movies, where she tops Christian XXX with an enormous black co... more »
    Conrad: If it helps, I too would like to see you naked. more »
    DontFearTheReaper: That.Was. AWESOME. more »
    DontFearTheReaper: photochop and good angles help a whooooole lot. She has a good body to begin with. more »
    MalzyWheels: Sorry. But after thinking of the opening question, I had to post it. If I werst to compare thee to a frolicking summer's day, wouldst thou look upon ... more »
    ChokeHerGently: Yes mommy? Well I suppose if Sasha Grey were tonsiling my asterisk I'd say anything too. more »
    Conrad: I don't think it's the Form 2's fault that all our vibrators turned into Zombies. I don't know what caused it, but it seems to have stopped now. The... more »
    ChokeHerGently: I'm glad they lost the dopey music towards the end, but Dane needed to be way rougher with Faye. more »
    FrancesTheMute: her breasts are oddly triangular... more »
    squeezyface: She needs to pump up the volume. The sound is often the hottest part. Find the volume button, then play with your love button. more »
    squeezyface: Hair dye does wonders. more »
    squeezyface: Especially...BACON! more »
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    Fireplace Porn: Grab Your Poker!

    You already know about our fascination with pool sex. A nice body of chlorinated water makes a perfect backdrop for any romantic encounter, but what to do in the cold, dreary days of winter when your backyard fun spot is covered with plastic tarp and dead leaves? You head inside to an even more romantic spot—the fireplace. We don't know if it's the crackling of the wood, the heat from the flames, or the ever-present danger that your house might burn to the ground, but few things can beat fucking in front of a nice warm hearth. As usual, our twisted friends at Pornzio are ahead of the curve on this sexy porn trend, but we added a few contributions of our own after the jump. So curl up with some nice hot cocca and marshmallows and try not to get singed. More »