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    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Ariel Rebel: always on the go When she's on the prowl It's "go, cat, go!" #arielrebel more »
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  • #topless

    Boobs Plus Wii: A Winning Combination

    We're not sure how we remained unaware of Nuts's Topless Wii game for so very, very long—but now that we've found it, we're having a very hard time thinking about anything else. The concept is very simple: Kitty and Hannah play a game on the Wii (topless!), we watch... and then we guess what game they're playing! Don't worry if you don't know too much about the Wii, or its games... you don't really need any backstory to appreciate this. More »
  • #videogames

    Dark Room Sex Game: Sex With The Lights Off (And Clothes On)

    You've used your Wii to improve your baseball game and your bowling skills. So why not play something that'll actually help you improve something useful, like your ability to achieve mutual orgasm with your partner? Dark Room Sex Game, an "multiplayer, erotic rhythm game without any visuals," allows players to work together to find a rhythm, then gradually speed up until ... well, you get the idea. If the two player mode is a piece of cake, you can witch to "orgy mode" and swap partners to your heart's content. It may not be as fun as actually getting it on while playing with the Wii, but it's probably the only way you'll get your hot best friend to show you her O face. Demonstration video after the jump. More »
  • #videogames

    Gratuitous Wii Fit Nudity Of The Day: Emma Frain's Full-Body Topless Workout

    Listen, people: Nintendo did not invent the Wii Fit and its technologically advanced balance board just so you could put ass-shaking videos (and more ass-shaking videos) on YouTube. You should also be making boob-shaking videos too! And doing it topless wouldn't hurt either. Zoo Weekly babe Emma Frain will show you how it's done, so pay close attention. Keeping your balance in these situations isn't easy. More »
  • #wii

    The question we're asking when it comes to the WiibratorLink is not why or how, but what is taking so long? It's not like people haven't been waiting for something like this since before they were waiting for Mario Kart. (oioo.deo, via slashdong.org)
  • #wiifit

    Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

    It's hard being right all the time, but we know a trend when we see one. After watching just one video of a girl shaking her ass on the Wii Fit, we predicted a surge of similar clips from everyone with a Nintendo Wii, a video camera and an ass worth shaking. Of course, when a major media outlet gets in on the action, that usually means the trend is over. Or is it just beginning? Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia is either going to sell a lot of Wii's or a lot of Playboy subscriptions, but either way, we're starting to understand the appeal of video games as a spectator sport. We feel healthier already! More »
  • #fetishiswhereyoufindit

    Shaking Your Ass With Wii Fit

    The newest videogame sensation has been on sale for less than two weeks, but we think we've already discovered its potential as the world's next hot fetish device. See, one of the ostensibly fat-burning games you can play on its nifty balance board is virtual hula hooping, and ... do you see where this is going? Hot chicks + skimpy clothes + repetitive hip shaking = voyeuristic YouTube phenomenon! Trust us when we say that what you see below is only the beginning. More »
  • #greatmomentsinmarketing

    Coming soon (maybe) from the same company who bought you Carmen Electra-branded stripper poles and that erotic claymation kit we told you about yesterday: Wii Pole Dancing. It's cheaper (and easier) than installing a pole in your home—though maybe not quite as sexy. And we're pretty sure those crazy upside down moves are out of the question. (peekaboopoledancing.com + dbtechno.com)
  • #goldenopportunities

    Yes, we're as bummed any toilet humor-loving gaming nerd that ThinkGeek's Super Pii Pii Brothers was just an elaborate April Fool's prank, but that whole strap on Wii harness contraption has given us a few ideas of our own. "Fem Dom: Mean Girls: The Game", anyone? (thinkgeek.com - thanks J.)
  • #videogames

    Flesh Flicks: Nintendo Wii Provides Hours Of Hands-Free Sex

    Perhaps the greatest philosophical question of our age is—Nintendo Wii or Playstation 3? It would take bigger nerds than us to settle this question, because each game system offers different options for different users, so you really have to ask yourself what your gaming needs are. If those needs require that you be able to get fucked by one friend without interrupting your doubles tennis match with another, then we think the choice is now obvious. It's no wonder that we can never find a store that still has any of these babies in stock. More »
  • #amateur

    Advertising for the Nintendo Wii may emphasize how it brings people together, but as one avid player demonstrates it totally rocks for solo play too. And isn't having a good time with yourself just as important as beating your friends in Wii Boxing? (postyourgirls.com - thanks B.)