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#orgy
Shiny Happy People Having Sex: Pink Visual's "Orgy Sex Parties 4"
When Pink Visual's "Orgy Sex Parties" arrived in a flood of similar looking candy-colored DVD cases today at Fleshbot South, we were immediately struck by its curiously tender cover photo. But then this is an orgy movie, not a gangbang movie, and we all know that orgies are supposed to be tender. Or at least friendly! More » -
#hardcore
Reality Kings Go Down (To Brazil), Again
Caipirinhas, condoms, and copious tanlines, of course, always lead our thoughts back to old Brazil. The site Reality Kings.com is a Miami-based affair that regularly travels to places like Mar Cazador (The Married Sea) in Guaruja to find the most delightful hookers. That Fleshbot chose to hold its editorial retreat at the Bogue Chitto Water Park this year instead only adds to our wanderlust. More » -
#whatisreality
Streaking With Gianna: "Shane's World Scavenger Hunt Seattle"
As the list of challenges went on—such as eating a fish's eyeball, streaking, and shaving a stranger's balls—we were convinced that "Shane's World 40: Seattle Scavenger Hunt" would be really cool if it were true. It was when team member Gianna announced that she needed a drink before she got started that we began thinking this was a real documentary. More » -
#whatisreality
Carefree Highway: Meaghan Jones Is A "Real Roadside Ho"
I know that the days when porn could be made anonymously with drifters and hobos are past, and that every "reality" series is actually a low-budget but meticulously documented exercise in making scripted things seem like they just happened. But still I dream, and the idea of picking up agreeable trollops on Florida's highways and byways appeals to me (because I think that's how the Mouseketeers got started), and because I have long been a proponent of art made in vans. More » -


