Topless Amateur Gives Us So Much More To Love

At first glance, this photo appears to be just a run of the mill photo of a lovely young woman sunning herself at the beach. And don't get us wrong, it is...but it's also so much more. More »

Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More »

The Joy Of Cooking...Topless

Some say the best tasting meals are the ones that are made with love. We see where they're coming from on that—but frankly, we think the best tasting meals are the ones that are made while topless. More »

Girl Sells Virginity, Secures Fame And Fortune

Hey, remember Natalie Dylan? No? Yeah...we kinda forgot all about her too. Quick refresher: a year ago, Ms. Dylan put her virginity up for auction (to pay off student loans, natch). And now it seems she's found a winner. More »

Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe

Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More »

This Ad Really Speaks To Us

Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More »

Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »

The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild

Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More »

Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More »

The Secret Barbie-Lives Of Humans?

Some people enjoy using their Barbies to imitate adult situations, and some prefer using their bodies to imitate Barbies. Icon worship comes in many forms. More »

The Secret Sapphic Life Of Barbie

In our childhood, we often used our Barbie dolls to channel some of our still forming, and poorly understood, sexual urges (yes, we totally put Ken on top of Barbie and rubbed them together). More »

Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More »

Everything's Better With Babes (Including Classic Films)

Did Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit just have a little too much dog shit for your tastes? Try Hot Chicks In Black And White Flicks: a video series featuring girls in bikinis recreating the movie classics. More »

Hot Chicks, Cute Dogs, And, Uh, Shit

If there's one thing we've learned from years of surfing the internet, it's that a website featuring photos of hot chicks doing anything has a guaranteed audience. Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit is the pinnacle of a natural progression. More »

Babes + Boobs + Animated Gifs = Bubes

Bubes is a Tumblr entirely populated with animated gifs of women's faces morphing into their boobs. Depending on your perspective, this is either incredibly awesome or incredibly creepy. Check out the sample, and let us know what you decide. More »

Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex

Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More »

Creamy, Delicious Boobs...Full Of Pudding

There's nothing quite as fulfilling as bringing an adorable girl back to your room, brushing your fingers across her bra-clad chest, and pulling back her bra to reveal two round, perky, delicious mounds of...pudding (caramel sauce included). More »

Porn For The Deaf Giantess Fetishist (Yes, It Exists)

We know about porn for the blind—but what about porn for the deaf? More specifically, what about porn for the deaf giantess fetishist with a love of CGI? As with all things, it's somewhere on the internet. More »

Explosions And Boobs Knows Exactly What We Like

We are simple people, with simple needs: and Explosions and Boobs understands that. Setting aside fancy shmancy layouts and high fallutin galleries, they've created a site that appeals to our most basic desires. Namely, watching stuff blow up and ogling boobs. More »