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#babes
The Joy Of Cooking...Topless
Some say the best tasting meals are the ones that are made with love. We see where they're coming from on that—but frankly, we think the best tasting meals are the ones that are made while topless. More » -
#virgins
Girl Sells Virginity, Secures Fame And Fortune
Hey, remember Natalie Dylan? No? Yeah...we kinda forgot all about her too. Quick refresher: a year ago, Ms. Dylan put her virginity up for auction (to pay off student loans, natch). And now it seems she's found a winner. More » -
#wtf
Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe
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#boobs
This Ad Really Speaks To Us
Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More » -
#wtf
Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs
Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »
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#advertising
The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild
Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More » -
#hardcore
"Snort That Cum" Defies Sexual Logic While Pushing The Envelope Further Still
After over a decade of watching girls getting drilled in practically every hole imaginable (yes, even their ears) we thought we had (finally) seen it all. Today Porno Dan has gone and proven us wrong. More » -
#wtf
Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask
We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More » -
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#dolls
The Secret Barbie-Lives Of Humans?
Some people enjoy using their Barbies to imitate adult situations, and some prefer using their bodies to imitate Barbies. Icon worship comes in many forms. More » -
#dolls
The Secret Sapphic Life Of Barbie
In our childhood, we often used our Barbie dolls to channel some of our still forming, and poorly understood, sexual urges (yes, we totally put Ken on top of Barbie and rubbed them together). More » -
#wtf
Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video
Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More » -
#babes
Everything's Better With Babes (Including Classic Films)
Did Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit just have a little too much dog shit for your tastes? Try Hot Chicks In Black And White Flicks: a video series featuring girls in bikinis recreating the movie classics. More » -
#blogs
Hot Chicks, Cute Dogs, And, Uh, Shit
If there's one thing we've learned from years of surfing the internet, it's that a website featuring photos of hot chicks doing anything has a guaranteed audience. Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit is the pinnacle of a natural progression. More » -
#websites
Babes + Boobs + Animated Gifs = Bubes
Bubes is a Tumblr entirely populated with animated gifs of women's faces morphing into their boobs. Depending on your perspective, this is either incredibly awesome or incredibly creepy. Check out the sample, and let us know what you decide. More » -
#worldofpeen
Sexlets: The Gum That Lets You Sex
Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega "male enhancer" are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. More » -
#boobs
Creamy, Delicious Boobs...Full Of Pudding
There's nothing quite as fulfilling as bringing an adorable girl back to your room, brushing your fingers across her bra-clad chest, and pulling back her bra to reveal two round, perky, delicious mounds of...pudding (caramel sauce included). More » -
#fetish
Porn For The Deaf Giantess Fetishist (Yes, It Exists)
We know about porn for the blind—but what about porn for the deaf? More specifically, what about porn for the deaf giantess fetishist with a love of CGI? As with all things, it's somewhere on the internet. More » -
#websites
Explosions And Boobs Knows Exactly What We Like
We are simple people, with simple needs: and Explosions and Boobs understands that. Setting aside fancy shmancy layouts and high fallutin galleries, they've created a site that appeals to our most basic desires. Namely, watching stuff blow up and ogling boobs. More » -
#advertising
German Bank Discovers That Sex Is The Solution To All Our Financial Woes
You know how the story goes: boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy treats girl to a night of passionate, rousing sex—and suddenly, everyone's problems are solved. More » -
#wtf
Brush Up On Your Trivia With Your Favorite Pornstars
If you're like us, you find that learning is way more exciting in the presence of beautiful women—and you'll probably enjoy "Random facts from female pornstars," which pairs trivia with photos of...female pornstars. More »
