(So if you're on the West Coast, you might want to take off of work early...)

· Jelena Jensen (jelenajensen.com)

What is this "best job" you ask? Why, caretaker for the Great Barrier Reef, of course—a job that pays $150,000 (and provides free housing!), and doesn't require all that much in the way of responsibility. Naturally, to hire someone for the job, you'd want to turn the search into a giant publicity stunt, allowing any random person to vote for the next caretaker—which is how lovely Julia—a 29-year-old Russian marine biologist—quickly rose to the top of the list... and was summarily dismissed when Queensland Tourism learned a little about her past.

More's the pity, really, as we're not sure why working as a webcam girl would make someone (especially someone trained as a marine biologist!) a bad reef caretaker. You know, between this and that stupid porn filter, we're getting less and less keen on Australia. If it wasn't for Abby Winters and Girls Out West, we'd probably just write off the whole continent.

[Thanks to I for the video and tip!]

· The Best Job In The World (islandreefjob.com)
· Russian 'best job' candidate dumped over porn video (abc.net.au)
· Julia Yalovitsyna Porn Pictures: Porn Scandal for Tropical Island "Best Job in the World" Australian Tourism Competition (hottiesinthenews.blogspot.com)

Live cam sites are a tried and true porn format, so we're almost surprised that it's taken so long for someone to adapt them for the iPhone. True, the iPhone hasn't always been the most video friendly piece of hardware (most flash-based video sites still don't work on it)—but with so many camgirls chomping at the bit to get into the iPhone porn market, you'd think that someone would have figured out a way to port them into your iPhone before now. But we digress: back to Xgoes.

The site offers five different sections: Live Girls (the largest section by far, with over 200 girls online when we logged in), Live Couples, Live Gay, Live Dates (seemingly one-on-one cam/chat set ups), and Video. Click through to a section, and you're offered a list of the camgirls (or camboys) currently online, along with a preview pic and information on the languages that they speak. Once you've made your selection, it's on to the actual meat of the site: the cam page.

In spite of all the bells and whistles of being an iPhone-only site, the actual cam pages of Xgoes.mobi are, well, just ordinary, basic cam pages. The livestream is a small, silent box depicting a small girl disrobing; below the cam is a chat box that allows you to communicate with your tiny new friend. There's a certain thrill in knowing that you have the ability to access this site at anytime, and anywhere, but ultimately, the amount of satisfaction you get from it comes down to one question: how erotic do you find the idea of a silent, postage stamp-sized girl disrobing on your iPhone?

· Xgoes.mobi (xgoes.mobi)
· Thumbnail from The Best Camgirls (thebest-camgirls.com, via Ask Jolene)

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GP: Here's what the world needs to know: do you eat Philly cheesesteaks?

Stoya: No. I'm a vegetarian in phases, but that much meat makes me sick.

GP: Tell us about your neighborhood.

Stoya: People come to our door to sell things.

GP: Like what?

Stoya: When we were moving in, we had a broken sewing machine. Somebody came to the door to sell us another one for $20.

GP: So someone watched you as you moved in, determined your sewing machine was busted, then stole one and sold it to you? I don't want to put words in your mouth ...

Stoya: They probably stole it!

GP: I would steal a sewing machine for you, Stoya. I would steal an election for you.

· Stoya (myspace.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Dexter is an amazing, cutting edge show and having the opportunity to be involved with their production was phenomenal", said VS Media president Gregory Clayman. "It also shows that Dexter has excellent taste in online adult entertainment!"

Oh, by the way ... Dexter is a serial killer. But as Hannibal Lecter showed, they do have excellent taste in everything .... even porn! Behold the full synergistic glory after the jump.

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The series Dexter follows Dexter Morgan, an incredibly likeable forensics expert for the Miami Metro Police Department, who moonlights as a serial killer with a penchant for inflicting his own unusual brand of justice - he kills people who truly deserve it.

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Previously: Handlers: Hillary Scott Is Not "Tiffany"

We've been on internet longer than we care to think about, but we do enjoy the occasional look back at the history of this Earth-shaking medium—all the way back to the dark ages of 1997! Remember when the webcam was a young and vibrant technology seeking to unite the globe, and all our heads were filled with dreams of someday making love to Cindy Crawford over an interactive broadband virtual reality sex machine? Hal Pink at Tramp Stamp Studios has unearthed this dusty documentary footage from the early days of teledildonics (when he wasn't even Pink yet) where he reveals the ancient voodoo magic of remote-controlled cockrings to a wide-eyed British TV host. As we look back at the state of the art in vibrating eggs and video web chats from all those ages ago we can't help but think, "Wow ... look how far we haven't come in ten years." Seriously, aren't these pretty much the same options we have today? Where are our VR goggles and pulsating body suits and fleshy, photorealistic cyberbabes? This video could have been shot last week, and we'd hardly be able to tell the difference. Snap to it, geeks! We're not going to live forever ... unless you've been working on a solution for that instead?

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· Dildonics!? (trampstampstudios.com, video via veoh.com)

Previously: Vortex Vibrations: Vacuuming Your Way To A Better Orgasm, OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, Sex Toy TechWatch: Introducing Twitterdildonics, Porn Vegas Dispatch: Virtual Holes and Virtual Sticks, Xbox's Vibration Sensation, Morning Wood: A Little Dab'll Do Ya, What Porn Stars Like About Porn

If our carefully measured one-a-day dosage of sexy video clips just isn't enough for you, we're sorry; we've purposely hold ourselves back so that you don't become chemically dependent on embedded smut. The people at Slut Addict, however, have no such qualms and are perfectly willing to be your enabler as you gorge yourself on porn. Like a TGP gallery for videos, they pull in clips from sites like PornoTube, YouTube, Dailymotion and elsewhere, collect them all on the front page, and then pump them directly into your veins. They even allow you to break the clips down into blowjob, lesbian or straight sex, so that you get just the fix you need. Think of it as Flesh Flicks on steroids, but without the pithy commentary and insightful analysis (which is totally why you read those posts, right?)—or maybe like a "Clockwork Orange" minus the eye restraints. If you think you can handle it go right ahead, but when you become a slobbering, strung-out video junkie don't expect us to host your intervention.

· Slut Addict (slutaddict.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, Emergency Porn, Fantasti.cc Videos: Community Rated Smut, ScripTube: Build Your Own YouTube Clone, Eroshare, Splutr: More Social Porn