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Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:40:37 EDT

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.)

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"Stripper stuck"

"Late for school"

Bonus!

"We were bored ... "

· Stickysweetie (YouTube profile, via buzzfeed.com)

Japanese Ecto Porn Makes Us All Sticky

Jonnobot — Thu, 29 May 2008 12:40:08 EDT

Since we've seen Japanese porn babes getting busy over the years with everything from cephalopods to tiny little men to ... er, more invertebrates, we're not surprised to learn that there are still things out there that we haven't seen them fetishizing (hey, it's a big world). It's hard to determine, however, exactly what it is being fetishized in this line of DVDs by Japanese production company Opera, which are sort of like your standard wet and messy fetish videos except the stuff is clear and stickier; our friends at Thighs Wide Shut decided to call it "ecto porn", and that's good enough for us.

There seems to be relatively little by way of actual sex or penetration in some of the titles, and the models aren't even always as naked as you'd expect they would be in a porn movie. All of them, however, are full of hapless maidens covered head to toe in plenty of sticky, gloopy goodness ... and we're sure all you ecto porn fans out there wouldn't want it any other way. Whoever you are.

· OPERA (Ecto Porn DVDs) (av-opera.jp, via thighswideshut.org)

· See also: Ectoplasm (Wikipedia)
· Animal Collective, "Peacebone" (YouTube)

Splosh A Girl: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best

Violet Blue — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:31:41 EST

Giving a girl a box of chocolates for Valentine's day is so over; according to what we're finding in all the sweet free samples at Splosh A Girl, what a girl really wants for Valentine's Day is for you to take that heart-shaped box, melt down the contents, and then douse her with it both literally and liberally. There's something so cheery, so right-with-the-world about seeing how silly and giggly and smiley the amateur girls here get when they're pied, slathered with sauce and smeared with all kinds of custard and slippery confections that it's impossible for us not to want to try it ourselves. Except now we can't find the interns ...

· Splosh A Girl (sploshagirl.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Splosh Me!

Welcome To The House Of Slime

Fleshbot — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:12:36 EST

Like many of you, some of our most potent sexual fetishes were formed during repeated childhood viewings of "You Can't Do That On Television". (Surely we're not the only ones, right?) There might to be any mainstream celebrities getting slimed at the House Of Slime, but there are plenty of hot naked babes (including perennial Fleshbot crush object Madison Young) covered in sticky goo. It may not be green, but at least this way it bears some resemblance certain other substances, thus giving our bukkake fantasies a workout at the same time. (Wait, can that fetish have come from watching too much television during our formative years too? Suddenly, we have a lot of thinking to do ... )

· House Of Slime (houseofslime.com)
· Girls In Goo: House Of Slime Previews (vidown.com)

Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine's Sloppy Seconds

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:18:07 EDT

Here's a little word to the wise: If you ever run into Ava Devine in an airport, you should definitely say hi. It's extremely unlikely that she'll have a double penetrating Fucking Machine or a month's supply of baby oil in her carry-on, but something good might just come out of it anyway. Those of you who are afraid of flying can make do with this extended session of cold robotic love—not cold because robots are distant and remorseless, but cold because we're assuming all that water pouring onto and coming out of Ava is probably lukewarm at best. Pray for an extra-long line at the security checkpoints and maybe she'll tell you all about it sometime.

· "Ava Devine on Fucking Machine" (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Warning: Underwear Pie Fight In Progress!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:30:50 EDT

Sure these may look like your standard underwear model pie fights—a perfectly normal pastime for underwear models everywhere—but we believe this footage may in reality contain something more sinister. Could it actually be documentation of a secret military project lab where sexy, fat-free models are force fed gelatin treats until their mental capacities fail them and they are reprogrammed into an army of savage food hurtling animals to be released upon an unsuspecting urban populace? Or do they just like rolling around on top each other in their skivvies? Only the shadowy government forces beyond our control know for sure.

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· Pie Fight (YouTube)

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· Girls in Undies + Cream pies = Fun (YouTube)

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Previously: Maggie Gyllenhaal's Hard "Lessons In Lingerie"

Jet Wet Fun: The Lady In The Water

Fleshbot — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:49:17 EDT

As far as Jennifer and her husband are concerned (not to mention their many fans), a wet naked woman isn't nearly as sexy as a woman who gets wet with all her clothes on: "Jennifer and I both have a love of water and the way it feels surrounding you, especially when dressed. It's great fun to see how different materials change their feel and color when in the water. Some hang on you loosely and others cling like a second skin (very sexy on a woman I might add). If you've never tried it, why wait?" And here you were thinking that being a fetish model involved taking your clothes off or at least dressing up in all sorts of expensive rubber and latex: all you need to do is to slip into a tasteful work ensemble, attend a poolside cocktail party, and hope that someone pushes you in the water!

· Jet Wet Fun (jetwetfun.com, via Unscathed Corpse)

Music & Sports Spotlight: Soccer Makes You Dirty

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 18 May 2007 12:19:08 EDT

We thought we'd save us all some time this morning and bring you a sexy sports update and our occasional music video spotlight into one easy to swallow post. Fortunately, this clip does the hard work for us, doubling as both the video for yet another obscure Europop dance mashup and an excuse to watch chicks play soccer in their underwear. To top it all off ... well, let's just say everything is hotter when it's done in the mud. Might we humbly suggest that all future Women's World Cup matches be played on a pitch that has been watered down for a good 12-14 hours before game time? Yes, it might make it a little harder to tell teams apart (choosing sides by hair color helps). But it's not about whether you win or lose—it's about how much grit and determination you'll need to wash off in the post-game shower.

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· "Corenell vs Lisa Marie - Keep On Jumping" (YouTube)

Previously: Sexy(ish) Music Video Watch: Marilyn Manson Rubs It In Our Face, Sunblock Rubs You The Right Way, Baseball Cheerleaders Get To First Base, Model Boxing With Naureen Zaim, Australia's Never-Ending Bikini Season