Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.) More »

Splosh A Girl: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best

Giving a girl a box of chocolates for Valentine's day is so over; according to what we're finding in all the sweet free samples at Splosh A Girl, what a girl really wants for Valentine's Day is for you to take that heart-shaped box, melt down the contents, and then douse her with it both literally and liberally. There's something so cheery, so right-with-the-world about seeing how silly and giggly and smiley the amateur girls here get when they're pied, slathered with sauce and smeared with all kinds of custard and slippery confections that it's impossible for us not to want to try it ourselves. Except now we can't find the interns ... More »

Welcome To The House Of Slime

Like many of you, some of our most potent sexual fetishes were formed during repeated childhood viewings of "You Can't Do That On Television". (Surely we're not the only ones, right?) There might to be any mainstream celebrities getting slimed at the House Of Slime, but there are plenty of hot naked babes (including perennial Fleshbot crush object Madison Young) covered in sticky goo. It may not be green, but at least this way it bears some resemblance certain other substances, thus giving our bukkake fantasies a workout at the same time. (Wait, can that fetish have come from watching too much television during our formative years too? Suddenly, we have a lot of thinking to do ... ) More »

Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine's Sloppy Seconds

Here's a little word to the wise: If you ever run into Ava Devine in an airport, you should definitely say hi. It's extremely unlikely that she'll have a double penetrating Fucking Machine or a month's supply of baby oil in her carry-on, but something good might just come out of it anyway. Those of you who are afraid of flying can make do with this extended session of cold robotic love—not cold because robots are distant and remorseless, but cold because we're assuming all that water pouring onto and coming out of Ava is probably lukewarm at best. Pray for an extra-long line at the security checkpoints and maybe she'll tell you all about it sometime. More »

Warning: Underwear Pie Fight In Progress!

Sure these may look like your standard underwear model pie fights—a perfectly normal pastime for underwear models everywhere—but we believe this footage may in reality contain something more sinister. Could it actually be documentation of a secret military project lab where sexy, fat-free models are force fed gelatin treats until their mental capacities fail them and they are reprogrammed into an army of savage food hurtling animals to be released upon an unsuspecting urban populace? Or do they just like rolling around on top each other in their skivvies? Only the shadowy government forces beyond our control know for sure. More »

Jet Wet Fun: The Lady In The Water

As far as Jennifer and her husband are concerned (not to mention their many fans), a wet naked woman isn't nearly as sexy as a woman who gets wet with all her clothes on: "Jennifer and I both have a love of water and the way it feels surrounding you, especially when dressed. It's great fun to see how different materials change their feel and color when in the water. Some hang on you loosely and others cling like a second skin (very sexy on a woman I might add). If you've never tried it, why wait?" And here you were thinking that being a fetish model involved taking your clothes off or at least dressing up in all sorts of expensive rubber and latex: all you need to do is to slip into a tasteful work ensemble, attend a poolside cocktail party, and hope that someone pushes you in the water! More »

Music & Sports Spotlight: Soccer Makes You Dirty

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