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more about #straight Nigromancer: Aren't they Jewish? Why are they giving Christmas presents to each other? /I know, I should know better than to ask a dumb question. more » ChokeHerGently: Spanktacular Xena tits aside, I think I liked this whole thing better when it was called "ROME"! more » offred: Thanks Joanna! Let's hope for eight crazy nights of new material. For Team Fleshbot: when even the Supreme Commandress blasts the tube sites, does th... more » offred: Would you then say that early gangbangs had fire and spirit, much like Gould's 1955 take on the variations, while later ones seem malancholy and perha... more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Species next, please? more » AutonomyBoy: Er... And by Bloodsport I mean Lionheart. more » AutonomyBoy: As an impressionable youth, I used to jack off regularly to JCVD's manly arms on my cousin's Bloodsport poster. (And I probably also made a lot of "J... more » freyr: Yes Rosie, I fancy this very much. more » BigT42: Maybe it's just me, but while I love porn with girls wearing glasses, I don't much care for the cumshot on the glasses. more » NeoXY: #straight more » paraffinshot: Two words: "I'm pregnant." more » NeoXY: #straight more » MattChance: Kari Black knew that her next investigation was going to be good, as she'd been to her fair share of allegedly haunted prisons that actually turned ou... more » squeezyface: I love how South American women celebrate tan lines. more » poonlover: Um, just try NOT to turn your vagina or rectum inside out... more » offred: I love these features. And thanks to this article, I now love Bobbi Starr. more » Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more » cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more » Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more » countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more » -
#dvd
"Unfaithful 5": Adultery Looks Better In Portugal
Five lesbians - four of whom are in couples - rent a beachfront Portuguese villa and sex and heartbreak ensue. Surely these women know that the weight of history is against their emerging from their Sapphic weekend faithful. More » -
#eurohotties
"Sex With Sandra Shine": Well, If You Insist...
Sandra Shine represents one of Hungary's greatest exports: the Girls-Only porn performer. The exotic and all-natural man-avoider often appears in international editions of Penthouse as well as the films of Viv Thomas. Let's watch her in action after the gap. More » -
#dvd
Veronica Lake: Out Of The "Ashes to Ashes"
Where is the troubled, sin-compelled pornstress Veronika Lake now? In the re-released porn-noir "Ashes to Ashes," she plays a femme fatale obsessed as much with Five Copious Loads as she is with Seven Deadly Sins.
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#leterfromeurope
Czech Girls Are Easy: "One Night Stand"
This movie is like a Chamber of Commerce ad for the Czech Republic; Buildings are bombed-out rubble? The water gives you dysentery? The dollar is weak? Doesn't matter - women with questionable morals abound. More » -
#hardcore
The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"
On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia. More » -
#youarethere
Viv Thomas' Jo Is The Hottest Babe ... This Year
You know how people like to say that the AVN Awards are the Oscars of porn? Well, Viv Thomas' Babe Of The Year contest is like the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year for European porn—or at least for the European porn that's produced by Mr. Thomas, and except that the ceremony is a lot shorter and you don't end up losing all your money at the craps table afterward. While the company awarded itself several other prizes during a gala evening in Budapest last week the one that really matters is the Babe of the Year, which went to the simply-named Jo, a seven-year member of Viv Thomas' team of Eastern European superbabes. (That's her on the left, with last year's winner Nella.) Was the awards party as glamorous or melon-scented as a week at the Sands Expo Center? Maybe not, but judging by the photo gallery below the attendees sure look happy and well-rested. Which is more than we can say for half of the people in Vegas. More » -
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#backintheussr
Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"
Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?) More »
