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more about #straight more comments → heterophobic: She is all kinds of awesome. more » FrankN.Stein: naked girls and reading - two of my alltime favorites :) more » bmonkey: I also like lounging about on my couch on a Sunday; we should hang out some time... more » Dethzilla: I call this Reincarnation... with references early on to the pic featured in this article... ahem... Oh Lord, if you take me make me a c-a-p Specif... more » otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » -
#eurohotties
"Sex With Sandra Shine": Well, If You Insist...
Sandra Shine represents one of Hungary's greatest exports: the Girls-Only porn performer. The exotic and all-natural man-avoider often appears in international editions of Penthouse as well as the films of Viv Thomas. Let's watch her in action after the gap. More » -
#dvd
Veronica Lake: Out Of The "Ashes to Ashes"
Where is the troubled, sin-compelled pornstress Veronika Lake now? In the re-released porn-noir "Ashes to Ashes," she plays a femme fatale obsessed as much with Five Copious Loads as she is with Seven Deadly Sins.
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#leterfromeurope
Czech Girls Are Easy: "One Night Stand"
This movie is like a Chamber of Commerce ad for the Czech Republic; Buildings are bombed-out rubble? The water gives you dysentery? The dollar is weak? Doesn't matter - women with questionable morals abound. More » -
#hardcore
The Couches of Europe: Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5"
On squeaky European beds, Europeans with better haircuts than us fuck other Europeans with better cheekbones than us in Viv Thomas' "Members Only 5." While Groucho Marx avoided joining any club that would have him as a member, well, you finish that sentence because I have to pawn all this IKEA furniture and take advantage of those super-low fares to Europia. More » -
#youarethere
Viv Thomas' Jo Is The Hottest Babe ... This Year
You know how people like to say that the AVN Awards are the Oscars of porn? Well, Viv Thomas' Babe Of The Year contest is like the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year for European porn—or at least for the European porn that's produced by Mr. Thomas, and except that the ceremony is a lot shorter and you don't end up losing all your money at the craps table afterward. While the company awarded itself several other prizes during a gala evening in Budapest last week the one that really matters is the Babe of the Year, which went to the simply-named Jo, a seven-year member of Viv Thomas' team of Eastern European superbabes. (That's her on the left, with last year's winner Nella.) Was the awards party as glamorous or melon-scented as a week at the Sands Expo Center? Maybe not, but judging by the photo gallery below the attendees sure look happy and well-rested. Which is more than we can say for half of the people in Vegas. More » -
#backintheussr
Checking In To John Chalk's "Hotel Fetish"
Following my first AVN convention in 2003, I tried to stay at every Vagabond Inn in the country and found each had the same delightful old man/hooker or old man who is a hooker smell as the one in Las Vegas. So you could say that I, too, had a hotel fetish. (Ed. note: As opposed to a Motel Fetish, which presumably involves stalking Dita Von Teese around the country and plucking stray hairs out of the bathtubs in the rooms she stays in?) More » -
