Yes, Natalie's deflowering has been sold to an American man for one million dollars. Yes, it seems like a lot to us, too, but hey: props to Natalie for scoring so much cash. Also in the works? A book deal and a biopic. Man, if we'd known auctioning off our ladyflower could be that much of a get rich quick scheme, we never would have pursued this whole writing scam.

· Girl Selling Virginity To End Auction In The Next Few Days (scandalist.thefablife.com)

Some of the couples in these videos take the first time seriously, remaining slow and steady while others are too horny to stay calm, recklessly fucking the shit out of each other. But who cares, they're all cherry poppin' good!

De-virginizing my kinky grilfriends ass close-up (pornhub.com)

1st Real Dick - a tight fit! (xtube.com)

Asian loses her cherry (yuvutu.com)

First time (xtube.com)

LOOSING MY VIRGINITY...KINDA part 1 (xtube.com)

virgin (xtube.com)

First Time (xtube.com)

First Time (xtube.com)

Wild Hard Virgin Fuck (megaporn.com)

Little virgin having sex (megaporn.com)

Alas, with only two days to go, Alina's raised a mere 5,000 euros—45,000 euros away from her goal. Is the economy really that bad?

· 18-jährige Jungfrau zu ersteigern (gesext.de)
· Teen auctions virginity for £50k (thesun.co.uk)

· Don't Stay a Virgin (dontstayvirgin.movielol.org, via Gizmodo)

Previously: 40,000 Blowjobs: Vote For Tania Derveaux!

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am finally in a position to relate to people and get things I want, one of those things being solving my little virginity problem. Thing is, after 34 years of just not thinking about it (beyond pornographic wank sessions that have nothing to do with real people), I don't exactly know what I want and truly have no idea how to go about getting it.

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· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

Me and my girlfriend have come to the agreement that when we are both 16 we will have sex (for both of us it will be the first time). How can I make our first time enjoyable and memorable?

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

I am 44 years old and I am a virgin. When I was younger, I was a momma's boy, I was an only child and was not allowed to go anywhere unless my mother could also follow.

When I finally escaped to college I made sure that I was 100 miles away from home. ... There were women there, but I had no idea how to approach them... so I got drunk.

I haven't dated in over 10 years now. lately my fantasies have gone more from sex with a woman to being sexually dominated by a woman ... Could I possibly meet a woman who would understand and be patient with me?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I'm still a virgin, but my bf thinks I'm not. ... We've been going together for about 8 months already and I really want my first time to be with him, but how am I going to act all experienced when I don't know what I'm doing.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

My wife and I were making love the other night and after about 20 minutes of great sex she told me she was going to come. She went ahead and had a great orgasm and then pretty much shut down. ... She felt that since on other (rare) occasions I have had an orgasm and she hasn't, it was okay to leave me the way she did. What gives?

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· Ask Rachel & Claire (babeland.com)

Do you have any tips on how I could make my solo sex life more satisfying? I know what to do to get myself off, but I want something more. Is this all there is?

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· Dear Deidre (thesunk.co.uk)

My girlfriend has tried everything, including oral sex, but I still can't climax when we make love. I'm 24 and I'm not as sexually experienced as I would like. I have only had sex a few times with previous girlfriends and I couldn't climax then. In fact, it has only ever happened when I'm asleep, during a dream.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

It's my biggest fantasy to watch my girl bang another man. How can I get her to cross over that imaginary (but very real) line?

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

The other night I went home with a fat chick. We messed around all night and I got the best blowjob of my life. When I told my boys, they didn't seem surprised - apparently it's common knowledge that fat chicks suck a mean dick. Is this always true?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

· Sex Project (sex-project.com)

so i just started having sex a week or so ago, and i'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of it. maybe i'm just overly nervous, but i'm really wondering what the role of a woman in sex should be. if i'm on the bottom, what should i be doing? should i be thrusting, moving, or what? i don't even know. also, i'm really not even sure what i should be doing on top. it seems like it should be self explanatory, but i'm having a little trouble figuring this all out. thanks.

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· OpenUp: The PuckerUp Forums (puckerup.com)

Girls, do you feel that if you let a guy have your ass you should have his as well with a strapon or a dildo (at least once), or is it ok if it just isn't his thing?

Guys, do you feel obliged to let your girl have a go at your ass (at least once) if she lets you have hers?

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· Dategirl (seattleweekly.com)

my boyfriend and I have a very satisfying sex life. However, I want to throw him a curveball he won't forget anytime soon. I'm just not sure how.

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

I'm not very sexually experienced. I've only slept with one person ... He bought me a vibrator right before we broke up ... This is going to sound stupid, but I can't figure out how to get it in and make it stay there. Every time I try, my pussy just kind of pushes it out. What the fuck? Am I too loose?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

You've talked about guys masturbating with too firm a grip and doing damage. I'm 21, male, in good shape, and have been jerking off with a death grip since I was 10. Lately my cock has been failing me. I have trouble staying hard, especially when wearing a condom. I've heard that the death grip can decrease sensitivity and make it harder to come, but can it lead to impotence? Is this physical or am I just psyching myself out?

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· Dr. Joyce Brothers (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

My girlfriend's trying to get her husband to buy a new couch and chair for their living room, and he's complaining about the price ... We haven't gone into details, but I gather he likes certain sex things, she doesn't, but if she gives it to him she'll get her couch, and she knows it. Is this right?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I would like to find a job in my field at a company that is geared toward my personal interests: sexuality and BDSM. I have a hard time finding work because normally sex-related companies are small-scale and don't need someone for things such as quality control, forecasting, logistics, project management and analyzing. I'm wondering if you can suggest some positions (not the sexual kind!) in the sex industry that might suit me.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Why is it that some girls with wretched smelling vaginas refuse to acknowledge the fact that they have wretched smelling vaginas? I mean, they have to know unless they are totally smell-deaf to it.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com)

Whenever I'm driving alone on a highway (which lately has been a lot, because my girlfriend lives out of state), I always end up with a huge hard-on, and then I can't resist the urge to whip it out and just let it hang out there ... Most of the time, no one notices, but when it does get someone's attention it's inevitably a male truck driver, and when that happens I get so aroused that I have to pull over and jack off. So there you go. What's up with that?

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· Bonus Video Queston! The Condom Wrapper : Dear Prudence (slate.com)

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

Don't be afraid to give it up to Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Saturday Night

It's a real trip, you know, fucking a girl with a strap on. My inert cock, spreading sensation to me, elicits reactions from her. Everything is delayed, sensations conveyed by proxy through the blue silicone cock between my legs. Her body tenses under me - I see her orgasm before I feel the jolting of the feeldoe on my gspot. For the briefest of seconds, I am simply an observer - watching transfixed as her orgasm washes over her. Then, suddenly, my world is flooded with that feeling - my own thighs flutter in response as I thrust again.

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Virginity

I asked him if I could see his penis. "Only if I can see yours", was his sensible reply. Beginning a lifetime of penile exhibitionism, I instantly agreed. I undid my flies, reached in, and gently eased my hugely excited member from my shorts, then through the zipper of my trousers. He looked at it, protruding, looking bigger than I'd ever seen it, and dropped to his knees. Placing his head a couple of inches from my glans, he reached between my legs, grasped his hand to my bottom, opened his mouth and pulled me towards him. I went into his mouth in one smooth movement: At the last moment he had lifted his head and plunged downwards on to my reaching for the sky erection. It's only with the benefit of many subsequent female blow jobs, that I can tell you that he gave me an aggressive, physical blow job.

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Slutty Flashbacks

I still remember the first time I fucked him. I had spent the night on his couch. He had resisted fucking me, holding back that last piece of fidelity as if it mattered. The numerous orgasms we had given each other were already enough to identify him as a lowlife cheater and me as the dirty homewrecking slut. But he crawled to my side that morning and reached under the blankets his wife gave me to sleep under the night before.

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Navigating By Landmarks

This is about how me and Jack had sex the day we met. Power-exchangey sex. The full thing. In public. Standing up. With clothes on. In the rain. Every kind of d/s sex with just the mouth.
I've told you how I love kissing during sex. What I might not have said before, is that you can do all of d/s sex with kissing.
When we kissed first I did the nod. The little head move. Darting too close to mean anything else. I had no worries about rejection. None at all. Jack had been staring at my lips for an hour. And Jack doesn't play games.
But he waits. He wants. He waits. I move. I take. Just. Like. Sex.

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Spread Out on the Table

There I was perched on the table wearing only a thin bra and g-string with BB standing between my legs. The other five men and the husband had gathered round to watch.

I could feel my heart pumping like mad with excitement and anticipation. BB touched my shoulders and I shivered with pleasure. He gently took the bra straps and pulled them downwards. Gradually more and more of my tits came on display ...

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Bonus: "Blogher: Surfing the Sex and Relationship bloggers" (consumer guide @ blogher.org)

See also: Sugasm #91: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via the amusingly named Break Her Hymen (TGP/preview gallery @ breakherhymen.com, via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

Everyone talks about June brides—but what about the grooms, without whom there wouldn't be brides in the first place? This week, we present some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene to find out what happens after the honeymoon is over. Hubbies tap their gold bands only to lure the advances of single women; some revel in the shame of cuckoldry as others rejoice in sharing their spouses with friends; still others prefer time alone with the boys. And then there are the odd fellows who prefer their sex on the monogamous side.

Jump over the broom with Jefferson after the ... er, jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Jefferson

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A Postmodern Marriage

I've been conducting experiments using my wedding ring, making a conspicuous display of my newfound bling when talking to chicks. It hasn't put anyone off—if anything, it's had the opposite effect. Perhaps this says something sad about the world.

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Dirty Talking Girl

Often things seem erotic to us because of a juxtaposition in values. A "virgin" bride pulls up her dress to reveal her ornate garter, or a mother bends over revealing a rack that would make a porn star envious. Is it any wonder that the "good girl gone bad" template is so arousing for me?

That's because you're a classy lady who likes raunchy sex. And tonight I want you to fully act the trashy slut.

Talk dirty to him.

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When Joe Brought Suzy Home 3

"Show me how you fuck her," said his girlfriend as all 8 hard inches of his cock slid through her hand and slowly disappeared into the pink, wet depths of my wife's dripping pussy. Cindy groaned with pleasure as they both savored that first long, slow penetration. Joe sighed, "Ahh . . . ," as he bottomed out, his fat pole buried deep in her pussy, their light brown pubic curls mingling at their intersection.

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No New Contract Yet

Lynn called me to come into the room for my spanking, then requested I retrieve a different chair than normal, and some shoes for her feet to be elevated. She smiled in a very self-satisfied way as she slowly put the shoes on, as I stood silently beside her. She requested I obtain the bath brush, but kept the lexan paddle beside her also.

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Ownership

The word—ownership—instantly caught my attention but it is in the days and weeks since that it has continued to percolate and grow richer with time. I have spent much time rejecting ownership of my gayness in ways big and small. I am reduced to Sis reminding me to do what I choose and to Carrie reminding me to read my own blog. I remind myself that I must first own my own life: then the rest will follow. And the twin of ownership—the good twin—is to embrace.

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Ah, That's Better!
My cock got hard pretty quickly. TW was still sleepy and was asking me what I was up to. When she reached down and felt my cock, she knew. We touched and kissed for a few more minutes before TW turned her back to me and I took up my position. I reached down and rubbed my cock across her pussy lips. I then spread her out and entered her. DAMN! It felt so good to be back inside her.
- Over Forty Married Sex

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See also: Sugasm #84: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail: Sophia Rossi celebrates her special day (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

· Danielle Lloyd, bless her heart, slips into a diamond-studded bikini for charity, but ends up distracting us so much we forgot where we put our checkbooks. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Jenna Jameson wants you to design logos for her clothing lines, and you must obey Jenna. (adultfyi.com)

· Remember the porn addict whose pastor can monitor his internet activity? Apparently, he wasn't making that shit up. That's some serious voyeurism. (stuff.co.nz)

· It's just possible that having sex before marriage will not send you plummeting into a spiral of shame and depression. Sorry if that spoils the surprise for you. (umn.edu, via about.com)

· Ten reasons why that New York Times article might be wrong about the internet and porn. We promise not to mention this again until Monday at the earliest. (wired.com)

· Jezebel finds out more than she probably wanted to know about vaginas. Isn't blogging fun! (Jezebel)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives