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    bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
    stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
    fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
    offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
    offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
    offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
    FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
    bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
    bmonkey: "Yes, Mr. Bond, you're eyes don't deceive you...there are four of me you have to deal with..." #babes more »
    Crystal_Mountain: "She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference." That makes her a hipster, but she's still ridiculously hot, so I'll overlook that.... more »
  • #boobs

    The Real Sex Bombs of the "Mad Men" Era Gallery

    Ginger Young, Miss May 1960 More »
  • #boobs

    The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era

    Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More »
  • #dvd

    "OverStuffed 9": What To Do With Your Bat In The Postseason

    To call it "charming" would be a stretch (literally) , but the exertions of the women in "Overstuffed 9," as we watch them fit bigger and bigger objects into themselves, is at the very least plucky. More »
  • #thefuture

    The Future Of Sex Approaches: Arse Elektronika 2009

    Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it's almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco's annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them. More »
  • #youarethere

    Kimberly Kane, April Flores, And Courtney Trouble Come Together—And We Get To Watch

    What do you get when you throw Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Courtney Trouble, and Carlos Batts together, and let them do whatever they want? Well... you can probably figure that out for yourself. More »
  • #gratuitousnude

    Violet Blue, Patron Saint Of Sex Toys

    Photo by merkley??? (threequestionmarks.com)
    Model: Violet Blue (tinynibbles.com)
  • #thefuture

    Violet Blue Schools G4 On The Future Of Sex

    Ever wondered what your sex life will look like... in the future? We're not just talking about who you'll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we're talking sci-fi sex here. More »
  • #sexculture

    This Year In Underreported Sex News

    While we've been busy rounding up some of the year's hottest moments, our friend Violet Blue has been doing more... meaningful work, using the season of listicles to draw attention to some underreported sex news. More »
  • #palinexhaustion

    Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there's something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright's take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright's reporting on the current rise in butch lesbian fantasies about the candidate. Why can't we all get along and lick pussy, indeed! (10zenmonkeys.com)
  • #video

    Deeper Inside Carlos Batts (And April Flores Too)

    We're thankful for all the serious fap time we've spent with the fine work of artist and filmmaker Carlos Batts, whose "Kiss Attack" and "Voluptuous Life" left a lasting impression on our porn-addled brains (and some lasting stains on our porn-saturated couches, but that's another story). So we really enjoyed this in-depth video interview with Batts on Fine Art TV, featuring commentary by fetish photographer Eric Kroll and Batts' muse and helpmeet (and perennial Fleshbot Crush Object) April Flores, along with some descriptions of cool props he's made for his films. At least now we have a little something extra to keep our brains and other squishy bits occupied until Batts' next pornic masterpiece hits the streets; hopefully we'll get to enjoy more of his luscious muse Flores when that happens too. More »
  • #crime

    A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law. We hope that after the injured livestock gets back on her feet she organizes a protest—or at least buys the dude a box of inflatable sheep sex dolls, or maybe even a ram dildo to beat him with (in an unpleasant way, of course). Hey, sheep are people too! (freep.com, thumbnail by yuridojc @ flickr.com)
  • #photography

    Emmanuel Poncelet's Lickable Nudes

    We've never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we'll just have to take his word for it. Truthfiully, though, we didn't care what it's called as soon as we started clicking through his galleries and found ourselves trying to lick our cinema displays, because his work is just that darn lickable. And the perfection of each image made sense too once we read his bio and learned that he's an electronics engineer turned erotic photographer. Maybe he'll use his expertise to come up with a drool-proof computer monitor someday? More »
  • #sequoiaredd

    Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever's telling her she's not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that "They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (...) as the event has grown in popularity, is open to the public and particuarly that there are children present" is either a prude on the prowl or someone who simply can't handle the kind of jiggly beauty our girl contributes to such an event. But we're still standing behind Redd's right to display her naked yumminess anywhere she wants. Especially if that's where the best view happens to be. (sequoiaredd.net)
  • #crushobjectexclusive

    Sabrina Fox Shares Herself Freely

    Sabrina Fox has all the ingredients we need for a hot serving of Crush Object deliciousness; brains, gorgeousness, and an enthusiasm in all of her thigh-tingling scenes that makes our heads spin (and our other bits warm and tingly). So when we found out she was visiting Fleshbot West for a bit o' bondage and and more than a bit of intense fucking at Kink.com we were delighted to track her down for an exclusive interview ... not to mention a full hardcore gallery of some of her finest Kink.com moments, both of which you'll find after the jump. Who says sharing isn't caring? More »
  • #sexymusicvideowatch

    "6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear

    Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are. More »
  • #hysteria

    We're just as disappointed as anyone that the "raunchy, topless, bondage ad campaign" for Rock the Vote Declare Yourself, the voter registration site, is merely a nipple-free gussied-up photo of Jessica Alba looking like she's just seen a particulary bad example of fake Palin porn. Would it be too much to ask to take her top off for real next time? It is a really good cause, after all. (worldnetdaily, via scienceblogs)
  • #fetishiswhereyoufindit

    Hot Thigh Crushing Action: The View From Up There

    Sure, one could look at this series of hapless male faces caught between a pair of pretty girl thighs, decide it's nothing more than Yet Another Overly Specific Japanese Fetish™, and move on to the next eel wrangling website. But we prefer to think that there's a naughty schoolgirl named Mimi out there who is stalking the streets of Osaka luring unsuspecting Japanese salarymen into her tender trap, where she straddles and squeezes their smug mugs between her bare thighs until they cry while she takes keepsake Polariods for her own perverse pleasure before she runs away giggling, pigtails flying, into the night. (Which may not be too far from the truth either.) Hey, we can dream, can't we? More »
  • #events

    Amateur Porn @ HUMP-O-Ween 2008: Be Afraid

    Those crazy porn-lovin' kids at Seattle's Stranger are at it again! No, it has nothing to do with their embarrassing get-off-my-leg-in-public habit (well, mostly): turns out they're having another amateur porn festival. Every year HUMP! has been a showcase of superlative indie porn that's shown only during the festival and destroyed afterward—prizes are awarded and everyone comes away with plenty of happy memories and wank material that lives on in their minds (and squishy bits) for years to come. This year they've moved the festivities to the end of October and are promising to scare the pants off all comers with HUMP-O-Ween. The deadline (heh) is October first and all details are on their website. We just hope that the clown porn thing isn't too much of a trend this year. Eek! More »
  • #greatmomentsinviralmarketing

    And speaking of bad videos: if you've been following the so-bad-it's-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Snuff", you won't want to miss today's short but sweet final entry "The Twilight Bone". Hey, if you survived "The Wizard of Ass" and "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" you really have nothing left to lose—except of course, your soul and/or your sex drive. (YouTube)
  • #greatmomentsinmarketing

    "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang": Chuck Palahniuk Goes Deeper Into Cassie Wright

    With the imminent release of "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk's book "Snuff" it's never been more clear to us that (a) his marketeers have some really excellent drug connections, and (b) Palahniuk's obsession with fictional aging porn star Cassie Wright is as surreal as his novels. After the awesome fake retro "Wizard Of Ass" trailer comes "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang", another wacky sendup of classic porn tropes complete with bad dialogue, scary sound effects and ridiculous scenarios. Which is nothing like real porn, of course. (Maybe it's better?) More »
  • #greatmomentsinmasturbation

    "Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways

    While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump. More »
  • #masturbationcelebration

    Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat

    Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump. More »
  • #crushobjectexclusive

    Ariel X Loves Her Job (And So Do We)

    We've had the hots for Ariel X for quite some time now, so when we heard she was passing through Fleshbot West and leaving her customary trail of broken hearts and handprints on asses in her wake we begged for a chance to ask her a few questions. Turns out, you have to beg really nice-like when you're talking to Ariel, and our knees are pretty bruised as a result. But finding out that her fantasy is being abducted and fucked by 5-10 girls was well worth the obedience lesson ... especially since that is so totally our fantasy too! Weird! More »
  • #thisweekinboobs

    The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!

    While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits. More »
  • #crushobjectexclusive

    The Bodacious Daphne Rosen: More Than Just Boobs (Though Those Are Amazing Too)

    Once we got past the amazing Daphne Rosen's more obvious attributes, we found ourselves grooving over the fact that the only thing hotter than a gorgeous girl with bra-busting curves is one with brains to match. Rosen's a regular at San Francisco's Kink.com studios, so when we here at Fleshbot West found ourselves with a chance to drool in her general direction ask her a few questions (not to mention grab an exclusive hardcore gallery), we leaped the tallest pair of obstacles for the chance. Feast your eyes on Daphne's talents and enjoy the interview after the jump. More »
  • #seriouslywtf

    Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

    When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought? More »
  • #hardcore

    The Lickable Lorelei Lee

    When we're not busy licking our monitors every time her picture appears, we're singing the praises of bright rising starlet Lorelei Lee as often as we can to anyone who will listen—especially since this beauty's got brains to match, as evidenced by her recent interview in the San Francisco Chronicle in which she talks about the realities of getting into porn. And now that we got our hands on an exclusive new gallery of lickable Lorelei doing all the nasty things we love to see her do (always with a big sweet smile) ... well, we're crushing on her more than ever. Check out all the hardcore hotness featuring Lorelei's scenes from Fucking Machines, Hogtied and Sex and Submission after the jump ... and try not to get your cinema displays too messy. More »
  • #lolpr0n

    We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!

    O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships. More »
  • #lolpr0n

    U Can Haz Free Robopr0n: Fucking Machines Contest Giveaway!

    A giant thrusting robocock might be no laughing matter for the hotties at Fucking Machines, but after all this time we still find plenty of LOL-worthy moments while we're toiling in the porn mines. So we're challenging you, dear reader, to come up with the funniest LOLpr0n (totes [TM]!!!1!!) captions to one of three images from FuckingMachines.com ... and three lucky winners will receive a free one month membership to the site. More details—plus an exclusive bonus gallery!—after the jump.
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  • #video

    "Hey There Vagina": Singing Pussy Is No Laughing Matter

    Some might look at "Hey There Vagina" — a parody of Plain White T's "Hey There Delilah" that's been making the video sharing rounds lately — and merely giggle and shrug in a "those crazy kids!" kind of way. But when you're as cracked out on chocolate dick hats and pussy gravy as we are, it becomes a perfect storm of a whole new kind of vulva-tastic Goatse goodness. Because when we're all alone at night wandering the darkened halls of Fleshbot Central, singing about monkey pussy is one thing ... but having visions of vaginal football excretions performed to lo-fi acoustic songs about cooters reaches a new level of porn-flavored hell. You've been warned. More »
  • #geeklove

    Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet

    Lest you think that the term "geek" only describes one particular kind of eyeglass-wearing, D&D dice-tumbling genus, along comes a site like Geek Girls Online to remind us that there's a flavor of geek girl to satisfy any nerd fantasy you may have no matter how you happen fap, frag, or frack, depending on how you roll. More »
  • #sweetsomethings

    Splosh A Girl: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best

    Giving a girl a box of chocolates for Valentine's day is so over; according to what we're finding in all the sweet free samples at Splosh A Girl, what a girl really wants for Valentine's Day is for you to take that heart-shaped box, melt down the contents, and then douse her with it both literally and liberally. There's something so cheery, so right-with-the-world about seeing how silly and giggly and smiley the amateur girls here get when they're pied, slathered with sauce and smeared with all kinds of custard and slippery confections that it's impossible for us not to want to try it ourselves. Except now we can't find the interns ... More »
  • #geekery

    Nerdy (and pervy) as we were, we're been fans of the many variations of ASCII pr0n since, like, forever — and now some dedicated ASCII fetishist has updated and expanded the Wikipedia ASCII pr0n article so we can feel as informed as the next command-line wanker. (en.wikipedia.org - thanks R; thumbnail via asciipr0n.com)
  • #milkingmyspace

    Freaks On MySpace Would Make Rick James Proud

    Not a collection of circus performers with MySpace pages, which is what it would be if this hardcore amateur blog was instead dedicated to the art of oddities and sideshow specialties. (Not that the girls on display don't have some very obvious specialties.) Freaks On MySpace is a nasty tribute to adult ladies (mostly strippers with MySpace pages) who post amateur nudie pics and ass-shaking videos, with respectively scraped thumbnail images and embedded videos, and their MySpace page links. FoMS states, "just pics of LEGAL AGED myspace jumps, hoes, skeezars, doodlebops, etc.. you get the picture. Sorry, no white girls......they bore us. Mostly black, latino, and other mixed young ladies for your viewing pleasure (...)". Thus the age-old expression, "Put it on MySpace, and they will come. (And blog it.)" More »
  • #craigslist

    If it is indeed Jason Williams (of "Flesh Gordon" fame, not the NBA star known ironically in this context as "White Chocolate"), who posted a recent Los Angeles Craigslist ad, it looks like some lucky writer could partner up for another "porn star tell-all" for the next Judith Regan bestseller. And hopefully said writer can also dig up the rest of Williams' supposedly salacious 1970s porn exploits, as our results are looking a little limp. Not that we didn't love his star turn in "Alice in Wonderland: The Porn Musical", because we did. (laist.com)
  • #hostiletakeovers

    While Brazil delivers the finest Carnaval, prettiest trannies and most abundant population of sex workers in possibly the whole world, the clientele of Rio's most popular prostitute nightclub were just dealt a "blow" of a different kind: Rio's governor has declared infamous nightclub "Help" to be state property and will convert it to a museum as early as March, putting up to 1000 workers... elsewhere. We're pretty sure the new museum won't be a destination for the Sex Workers' Art Show 2008 tour. (brazzilmag.com, thanks riojoe.com)
  • #sexygeeks

    Exclusive: Nerd Girl X Talks Nerdy To Us

    There's no shortage of 1337 lust around the sekrit underground Fleshbot colo where we keep the fembot interns in training, but give us a little whiff of explicit girly geekery and we're all over that nerd babe action almost faster than the girls at Nerd Girl X can make a resplendently retro joystick disappear. Oh, and they've also got cute geek lust comics, articles, a shop, and a roster of girls who think geek in creative sets from games to cosplay. We made some small talk with the h4wt amateur paysite about port sniffing and exchanging packets, and got an exclusive gallery just for you, after the jump. (And if you didn't understand much of what I just wrote, just go look at the nerdy hotties sharing all their warez with us after the jump.) More »
  • #youaresortathere

    Carnaval In Rio 2008

    Unfortunately the Fleshbot Transdimensional Teleporner (patent-pending) is on the fritz, otherwise we'd have transported ourselves to Rio for Carnaval 2008 to soak up the outlandish, truly astoundingly extravagant pageantry on parade ... oh, and all the astoundingly hot babes with all their jiggly, sweaty bits on ultra-glamorous display. Fortunately for us, we will always have Flickr to show us what we missed, and as soon as we can get the Teleporner to send an intern through time and space without interdimensional tentacle monster violation (or arrive with clothing intact) we'll be bringing you live coverage ourselves. Until then, ogle the beautiful boobies, butts and sequin-studded packages of all manner in a few of our favorite photosets. (Note: some Flickr users might want to check their "safe search" settings in order to soak up all the fleshy beauty captured by these photo pros.) More »
  • #japan

    A "sex ring" of madly texting young Japanese schoolgirl sex workers was recently busted when their use of text shorthand to solicit older male clients was decoded. Arrests have been made, but now we're wondering if our editor's bourbon-soaked use of LOLcat-speak editorial decrees during Mardi Gras means more than we think. No wonder the interns twitch nervously looking at their iPhones. (mdn.mainichi.jp, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)
  • #shopping

    Whether you celebrate with gifts, your right hand or Craigslist trolls, Valentine's Day is right around the corner and shopping tips are hitting the blogs: learn how to buy your honey undies (video) or create the ultimate private sex toy or lingerie wish list (to give or get) before your local jack shack runs out of lube and you're left holding the ... bag. (funkybrownchick.com + tinynibbles.com)