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more about #straight more comments → I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: Ive got the gay and straight version on my 'puter when I come here. Just above this is teh Joash West post. The poses are trying to tell us something? more » I.M.B.Y What's THIS for...!: gosh, I really miss the witty remarks here. There weren't many, but right now I would kill to see what "jose raez the roof" would say Anyway that ... more » MrsPoundcake: Why thanks Lux, for hearing my cri de coeur...My chest feels tight from the swelling of emotions. Oh wait...My chest is swelling cause I'm squeezing i... more » MrsPoundcake: Nice tit-a-tete interview. Eva is heavenly. more » whosthatpussy: I would like to sign up for a one-on-one master class. Ha ha. more » whosthatpussy: Oh...I was on board with this until I got a better look at her stockings. Then all I could think about were the sandworms from Beeltlejuice. *sigh* more » Brian47: Wow, score one for the F/M strap-on clip - good job! :) more » crackblind: I've seen a few of these before and am pretty sure they are legit. I've only seen an airbrushed version of #5. Any idea where they came from? (My Ger... more » fragile: stay away from someone who is drowning, they grab for everything in reach. like bikinis. more » fragile: Proof that SG can't read? more » Beaker: "The water could be a little warmer. Oh well, I've got some places to hang my soap-on-a-rope." more » Beaker: A thru C are nice. D thru F, and up, are grand! An understatement. ----- Numbers and letters, Where the larger (the better!) Is what we dream of. -... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Bunnies! more » otko: I'll admit I prefer the post-transformation Monroe but there's something about the way she looks here too. Like in the movie Vertigo where the chick c... more » FrankN.Stein: good you didn't call twilight WITHOUT it's parody sexy ;). Thirst is very hot tohugh at least until SPOILER the pale wet corpse showing up in their be... more » -
#vintage
For Real? Unpublished Marilyn Monroe Nudie Pics?
We have our doubts about these supposedly unused "Playboy Pics," but let's just pretend it really is her. It's refreshing to see Marilyn look a little more Norma Jeane, but still be naked. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Vintage (That Is, Young) Kelly Nichols In "The Toolbox Murders"
Thirty-one years before she became a Seasoned Player, Kelly Nichols was feeling herself up for some silly "horror movie." This is one seriously dedicated actress. More » -
#vintage
When Marilyn Chambers Was "Insatiable"
Heiress and starlet Sandra Chase (Marilyn Chambers) has everything but, as she tells anyone who will listen in "Insatiable," she doesn't have—oh wait. She has everything. More » -
#advertising
Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone
Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More » -
#fleshflicks
Dinner And A Movie... And A Sloppy Blowjob
Actually, we're not that hungry, and movie theaters freak us out. Let's just skip to the sloppy blowjob part. Yeah, that'll get this triple-date going. More » -
#blastfromthepast
Sherilyn Fenn's Twin Peaks In "Two Moon Junction"
We were watching "Twin Peaks" the other day, and it rekindled our raging crush on Sherilyn Fenn. Luckily, she was kind enough to star in softcore porn back in 1988. Isn't she generous? More » -
#fleshbotinternational
Ancient Swedish And French Porn From The Empire State
Just as the world is fascinated with America, what with our Arby's, Don Cheadle, and Totoro, so are we enraptured by the rest of the world. Today we look at the classic pornos "French Schoolgirls" and "Swedish Sorority Girls." More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Pam Grier In "Friday Foster"
Ever wonder what inspired Quentin Tarantino to reboot Pam Grier's career with "Jackie Brown"? This clip from "Friday Foster" might hold the answer...assuming Quentin likes boobs as much as we do, anyway. More » -
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#vintage
Don't Toss Us Away, Valeria
The cover of "Big Titted First Timers 7" looks like a Lone Justice sex tape. Who is that woman with the 90's hair and tan lines? Turns out it's Valeria and this compilation is a trip to the 2257-exempt past. More » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Neda Arneric In "Shaft In Africa"
Once again, Shaft shows us that sticking it to the man is best done by sticking it to the woman. More » -
#thehorror
Blue Balls In Hell: "The Devil in Miss Jones"
Suicide spinster Justine Jones discovers that Hell truly is other people in the re-released edition of "The Devil in Miss Jones." More » -
#vintage
Crossing The Aisle: Bob Mizer's Straight Porn
Photographer Bob Mizer is best known for photographing hot naked men—but it seems his camera had an eye for the fairer sex as well. Our friends at AMG have discovered some of Bob's studies of the female form. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Lisa Bonet In "Angel Heart"
Much as we enjoyed watching "Denise" banging in "Not the Cosbys", it wasn't the same as actually watching Lisa Bonet have sex. Alas, we couldn't find a Lisa Bonet sex tape—but we did get something almost as good. More » -
#boobs
The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era
Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Penelope Cruz In "Jamon, Jamon"
There are at least two very wonderful things about 1992's "Jamon, Jamon." The first is the tagline: can it really ever get better than "A Film Where Women Eat Men & Men Eat Ham"? More » -
#fleshflicks
Shirley Wood Shines "Vista Valley PTA"
If we ever needed a reminder of why the Golden Age of porn was truly golden, a peek at "Vista Valley PTA" is more than enough. Come on...it's porn with the word PTA in the title. More » -
#blastfromthepast
RetroNudity: Barbara Hershey In "Boxcar Bertha"
"Boxcar Bertha" isn't just a chance to glimpse Barbara Hershey in the buff—it's also a chance to observe some of Martin Scorsese's earliest work. A movie that caters to film buffs and film nudity buffs? What a combo! More » -
#vintage
Don't Let Your Car Be A Nudist—That's This Girl's Job
Cars and naked girls: they've gone together since, well, at least 1937, when this ad for Simoniz Kleener reminded motorists to keep it covered up...by flashing this girl's nipple at them (A sensible strategy if you ask us.) (copyranter.blogspot.com)














