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Sexing Up A Sleeping Beauty

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:30:45 EDT

We've often fantasized about happening upon a sleeping girl, undressing her, and waking her up with a good, hard fuck. It seems Amateur Crush Object Lilith is similarly aroused by thoughts of sleep sex...we knew there was a reason we liked her.

· Sleep Creep by Lilith (xtube.com)

Udderly Outrageous

auryn — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Professional Sensationalist and Burlesque Superstar Amber Ray was inspired by Ron English to put together one of the best git-ups we've seen at Dr. Sketchy's. Video clip of Amber in action after the jump.

We just love Molly Crabapple and Dr Sketchy's Anti Art School. Because really, what's better than hot, scantily clad women dancing around? Hot, scantily clad women dancing around for art.

· Check out more on Amber Ray here. (amberray.net)

Which Is Hotter? Evan Stone vs Rick James

auryn — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:00:01 EST

In a continuance of our Porn vs. Music Video series, we're pitting the disturbingly sexy Evan Stone against the disturbingly, uh, sexy Rick James. Who would YOU rather "Give It To?"

The Porn:

The Music Video:

They've both got long, luscious locks, look great in white disco pants, are silly as all get-out, but we think one looks sexier in his Speedo. Then again, the other is Rick James, bitch! We're on the fence. Help us decide, pretty please!

Which Is Hotter? Porn Vs. "Rock The Cradle Of Love"

auryn — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

Remember when MTV still showed hot music videos that nurtured your young and confused porn obsession? Maybe that was just us. But anyway, help us decide which is hotter—The Porn or The Music Video.

The Porn:

The Music Video:

No, seriously. Can a music video get any hotter? The allusions to Devon's "barely legal" status, Billy Idol's voyeuristic presence in the Warhol-esque pop art, the "femme domme" archetype and the confused older gentleman who wants to say no, but can't. You can probably tell what our vote is with.

Pint Size Pleasures: Top Ten Petite Pornstar Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:30:01 EST

There's a reason why so many pornstars come in little packages: you can pick them up, you can throw them around, you can twist them into a pretzel—these ladies can do it all.

After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don't pass 5'3". Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there's a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

Throat Fucks Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

Lexi Belle is excited about meeting with her bf (pornhub.com)

Small titted Amy gets nailed (pornhub.com)

Jesse James speared by a black rod (pornhub.com)

Taylor Rain loves getting her ass rammed (pornhub.com)

Gabriella Fox: Hard Candy 4(digitalplayground.com)

Amy Reid is smoking hot (pornhub.com)

Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Previously: Top Ten Videos Archive

Nerve Picks The Fifty Hottest Music Videos

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:45:03 EDT

What makes a music video sexy? Apparently, more than just booty shaking and lowcut tops. Nerve has compiled a list of the "50 Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time," and though we might not classify all of them as "sexy," with everything from New York lesbians rapping about eating pussy to the likes of Britney Spears and Robert Palmer, it's got to be better than whatever MTV is showing these days. (nerve.com)

Hulu Video Finds Its Niche: Free Boobies For Everyone!

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:54:34 EDT

Do you Hulu? Well, unless you're a fan of old "The A-Team" reruns, you probably don't spend a lot of time on NBC Universal's copyrighted video service. You're probably also not a 13-year-old boy, which it turns out is a big chunk of their audience. Why do you suppose that is? Well, take a quick look at the top 20 videos on the site this month and you'll start to understand more about Hulu and it's users. Almost every clip involves nudity, a sex scene, or gratuitous boobies. Sometimes all three! (Which is not necessarily porn, by the way, even if that does make a good sensational headline.)

It's kind of disappointing, because searching through mainstream movies for even a hint of bare breasts is a time-honored tradition of porn-deprived youths everywhere. But now thanks to the internet, that process has been become streamlined and embeddable. No more renting crappy movies out of the bargain bin or staying up past 3 A.M. to try and catch a glimpse of Melanie Griffith's breasts on Cinemax. Movies like "Animal House" don't even get made anymore, because they have no reason to exist. These kids today just don't know how good they have it

The again, the clip below will save you from spending $9 on "Hitman." So it's not all bad.

· "Why Dudes Love Hulu: Free Porn" (alleyinsider.com)
· Hulu - Most Popular Movie Clips (hulu.com)

Our Favorite Brand Of Redhead

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:55:41 EDT

We know how much you guys like redheads, so we did you a favor and went out and found the best kind of redhead of all: the kind that likes to have sex on camera. You might want to be a little careful with this one, though—we hear she squirts when excited.

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· Redhead Fucked (megarotic.com)

Get On Board The Math Bus

Violet Blue — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:39:49 EDT

We wish we'd thought of it first: hop into a van, drive around looking for hot math geek girls, and lure them into the van to go down on all of our outflow columns, make them do math in their heads, and then go looking for the next willing subject. (Sound familiar?) That's just what the Math Bros. have done in Math Bus, a short film now in the lineup at SXSW's Click, an annual event showcasing online and mobile video content. Before you get too excited, though, know that we have it on good authority that the girls in this clip are actually professional hardcore math stars and have done explicit taxes in, like, a zillion other videos—but don't let that spoil the fantasy. Totally SFW, unless your workplace expressly prohibits taxkakke.

· Math Bus (sxswclick.com)
· See also: That Other Site

Since we first fell in lust with Brandi...

Violet Blue — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:27:20 EDT

Since we first fell in lust with Brandi Belle, it seems she's gone almost exclusively into creating high quality hardcore CFNM (clothed female, naked male) porn with her (gorgeous, and occasionally naked) girlfriends: yesterday's hot new installment The Delivery Man says it all, and damned if he doesn't look like Beck. But can Scientology and CFNM really mix? Only the shadow of a naked Xenu knows for sure.

Sunbathing TV: Beauties In Bikinis

Fleshbot — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:38:19 EDT

Question: If a pervy looking amateur voyeur video of a hot babe catching some rays in a bikini seemingly unaware that she's being filmed was, in fact, filmed with the model's permission, does it still count as a pervy amateur voyeur video? Ponder the subtleties while you peruse the small but choice collection of clips at Sunbathing TV, bought to you by the same folks who have been building an online empire featuring videos of "the most beautiful, the hippest, the sexiest, the most daring, the best styled, and the wonderfully free spirited women seen everyday" in the streets and parks of NYC. Knowing that these videos are fully consensual may not give you the same illicit thrill as watching the truly clandestine stuff, but at least you'll be able to sleep better at night knowing that you weren't complicit with invading anyone's privacy. (Not that that ever stopped us. But still.)

· Sunbathing TV (sunbathingtv.com)

Previously: How To Do Nothing All Day, How To Be a Beach Voyeur, Breaking: Interactive Beach Cam Is A Cruel Marketing Stunt, NYC Women by Jordan Matter, Clothes Free TV, Supervoyeur, Amateur Voyeur Blog, Project Voyeur

Flesh Flicks: Invasion Of The Monster Dick

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:15:45 EST

We know the first reaction a lot of guys will have when this video first starts will be something aong the lines of "There is no way that thing is real." Well, special effects have a come long way, but the truth is that some guys just get lucky down there. If it makes you feel any better, any poor sap born with such a monstrous trouser snake doesn't really have as many career options as the rest of us and pretty much has to become a pornstar to earn a living. Actually ... that probably doesn't make you feel better at all. How about this: they probably spend a fortune buying all that XXXL underwear. Yeah, that's it—having a giant cock is a real burden. Excuse us while we go write an angry letter to our parents' DNA.

· "Mr cuckold monster 18 inch" (xxxuploads.com, apologies for the horrible soundtrack)

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