Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, And Ron Jeremy Make Fantasy Characters A Reality

At long last, the wait is over—the team behind Fairytale Fights has released three promos starring Andy San Dimas, Krissy Lynn, and Ron Jeremy. Because who better to sell a fantasy game than a team of pornstars? More »

MMORPGers Rejoice: Kink.com Launches "3D Kink"

Just when you thought it was safe to play video games again, Kink comes up with something like this. More »

Krissy Lynn And Andy San Dimas Get Fairytaletastic

Last month, we heard Andy San Dimas mention that she'd gotten to play Snow White in some promos for videogame "Fairytale Fights." The promos won't be out until next month—but some stills have been leaked to the internets. More »

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Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Offers User-Controlled Boob Bouncing

Videogames have long featured female characters with out of this world proportions, teeny tiny outfits, and—as a natural result—big, bouncing boobs. In Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, this pattern achieves its natural next step. More »

The Secret Lives Of AV Idols

What does an AV idol like Rio (aka Tina Yuzuki) do when she's not starring in classic films like "Rio is a Squirting Young Wife" and "Let's Have Sex at School"? Why, she auditions for roles in videogames! More »

How The Sims Roll

Sims: They're just like us. They go to strip clubs, pick up chicks, nail them in the bathroom (and outside the club, too!), then regroup and brag about their conquests. It's almost like looking into some crazy CGI mirror. More »

Vintage Porn Parodies: "Super Hornio Brothers"

We'd heard rumors of Ron Jeremy starring in a Super Mario Brothers-themed porn, a long time ago, when Fleshbot was but a twinkle in a young Brit's eye. Turns out it was not a joke. More »

Gaming Girls Are A Glorious Addition To Our Day

True, a gallery of hot babes with videogames isn't exactly the most original concept out there—but since when do you need originality to appreciate pictures of hot girls? More »

Lonely Male ISO Sex And Videogames (At The Same Time)

Are you a girl who likes to play Super Mario Brothers—you know, the original one? Do you also enjoy sex from behind (potentially during your game play)? Are you able to get to Edmonton? More »

Gamers On Stoya On Gamers

We're pleased to see that our Supreme Commandress Stoya is getting even more chances to show off her gaming and gadget smarts—and that the gamer media is actually showing her some respect. (dasgamer.com) More »

Naughty Machinima: The Sexy CGI Tube Site Of Your Dreams

If you've ever found yourself looking at Pornhub and longingly wishing it featured more CGI porn, well, today's your lucky day. Naughy Machinima is just like all our favorite pornotubes... only it's exclusively dedicated to CGI. More »

Fun2Play Rears Its Girl Mauling Head

Hey, remember Fun2Play, that online game that lets you poke, prod, bounce, and brutally murder CGI girls? Well, it's back—this time, as Zoo Weekly's Zoo Dolls. Sigh. We actually had respect for you, Zoo. (zootoday.com)

Angela Filipiak Feels The Need For Speed... And Toplessness

Try as we do to keep up with all the videogame news, we can't always stay on top of game-related stories (well, ones that don't involve virtual sex with Ashlynn Brooke, at least). More »

"Pink Tropics" Makes Your Dreams Of Ashlynn Brooke A (Virtual) Reality

Have you ever dreamed of having your way with consummate hottie and Crush Object Ashlynn Brooke? Um, who hasn't? More »

Stoya Reviews The XBox Vibrator Massager

We're so in love with Stoya, we could happily watch her do just about anything—even review a videogame. Okay, it helps that the "videogame" is Rumble Massage, which turns your XBox controller into a "massager." More »

The Penis That Took Over GTA IV

Yesterday we mentioned a certain flaccid penis making an appearance in a certain video game. Today we've gotten screencaps of said wang: behold it in all its digital glory. More »

GTA IV Goes Full Frontal

Well, it looks like the GTA is going the way of "Walk Hard" and stirring up controversy with—gasp!—a flaccid penis. We haven't been this shocked since Evan Stone's flaccid penis interrupted the Super Bowl. More »

The Joydick: One Less Reason To Take Your Hands Out Of Your Pants

We've often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is. More »

KinkyGamer: For When Topless Wii Isn't Enough

We've long been aware of the erotic potential of gaming (uh, "'joystick," anyone?), but it's always nice to see someone else recognize the sexy side of videogames—especially when that "someone else" is a group of actual, factual gamers, and not just Big Porn looking to cache in on the next new niche. So how could we not get excited by KinkyGamer, a self-described hub for all the sexy pictures, videos, games, and references related to the world of videogames? Even better, it looks like they're attempting to reach across the aisle and highlight sexiness of both the male and female varieties (though what's with the "girls" and "men" subheads? Sexist much?). The site's still in beta, but we're looking forward to seeing where it goes—lord knows we can't get enough of that sexy gameplay. More »

Fun 2 Play: For All Your Boob Jiggling, Girl Killing Needs

Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play's take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that range from the odd to the slightly off-putting to the downright grotesque. More »

Boobs Plus Wii: A Winning Combination

We're not sure how we remained unaware of Nuts's Topless Wii game for so very, very long—but now that we've found it, we're having a very hard time thinking about anything else. The concept is very simple: Kitty and Hannah play a game on the Wii (topless!), we watch... and then we guess what game they're playing! Don't worry if you don't know too much about the Wii, or its games... you don't really need any backstory to appreciate this. More »

Lingerie "Guitar Hero" Set To Take Over The World

Well, it seems that life (or at least marketing) sometimes does imitate porn (or at least porn marketing). In a recently released commercial for "Guitar Hero: World Tour," Heidi Klum dances around in her lingerie playing "Guitar Hero." It's a clear homage to "Risky Business"... but is it also an homage to Penny Flame's "Lingerie Guitar Hero"? We've put both clips after the jump. Judge for yourself. More »

BoneTown: The Video Game With Actual (CGI) Boning

Welcome to BoneTown. Population: you. And a bunch of scantily-clad hot chicks with sex on the brain. Oh, and some agents of The Man, who seem bent on ruining the party for everyone. We'd love to tell you more about the inner workings of the game, but it's PC-only, so we couldn't actually download the demo. Luckily, this lovely BoneTown resident is more than happy to give you the scoop on her hometown (and jump up and down in her bikini, too!). More »

Brooke Marks May Be A Little Too Into Video Games

We work on the internet, so we know a lot of nerds and we have seen a lot of nerdy things, but we don't know if we've ever seen anything as nerdy as this. At least not from anyone as hot as Brooke Marks. Seriously, the inside World of Warcraft jokes in her latest goofy video went over even our geek-loving heads, but at least she looks cute in the elf ears. The bikini jumping jacks don't hurt either, but never let it be said that smoking hot chicks don't know how to spend all day on their computers and not party. More »

All Aboard "The Velvet Express"

The Velvet Express is the newest creation from the folks who brought you the erotic gaming classic LoveChess, and while we plan on posting a detailed review soon we couldn't resist pointing you to the screenshots on the game's official site now—especially since they feature what seems to be a sequence from the game where one of its virtual studs fucks a sex doll under the command of his computer-generated dominatrix. Finally, a game that lets us have pretend sex with a simulated partner in a completely virtual environment! We are that much closer to never having to have any sort of real sex with an actual human being again! (game info + preview @ thevelvetexpress.com)

Will Wright Okays Spore Penis Monsters

Remember those Spore penis monsters everyone was going crazy making when the hotly anticipated game's creature generator was released a few months ago? Well it seems that Spore's designer Will Wright is perfectly okay with them — in fact, he's even impressed by what he's seen. Maybe he should have told that to the moderators before they started killing off all those delightful dick-shaped creatures and ruining the fun for everyone? (biz.yahoo.com)

A new poll suggests that parents are more concerned about the influence of videogames on their kids than they are about alcohol or porn. To be fair, however, the poll was conducted by a website written for parents who are obsessed with the influence of videogames on their kids—and naturally, they're more concerned about sex in videogames than they are about cutting people's heads off with chainsaws. But hey, Ava and Mia Rose love "Halo" and look how well they turned out! (whattheyplay.com, via psxextreme.com)

Remember when we pointed out how ridiculous it was that lawyers were collecting $1.3 million for suing a videogame company over sex scenes that they didn't even make while the people who they were supposedly "protecting" only got $30,000? Well, at least one judge agrees with us: the "Hot Coffee" settlement has been rejected by the courts, because it turns out that no one was actually offended by the sex in "Grand Theft Auto." And here we were thinking we were the only ones. (Kotaku)

Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese tentacle porn isn't just confined to dirty manga or the occasional video clip anymore—you can now enjoy all that hot slithery action on your Nintendo DS screen too! We're still holding out for someone to create a Wii version using motion sensors and a balance board for that extra added touch of realism, however. Just think of all the calories you'd burn off trying to escape from your virtual octopod paramour's evil clutches ... (kotaku.com)

Dark Room Sex Game: Sex With The Lights Off (And Clothes On)

You've used your Wii to improve your baseball game and your bowling skills. So why not play something that'll actually help you improve something useful, like your ability to achieve mutual orgasm with your partner? Dark Room Sex Game, an "multiplayer, erotic rhythm game without any visuals," allows players to work together to find a rhythm, then gradually speed up until ... well, you get the idea. If the two player mode is a piece of cake, you can witch to "orgy mode" and swap partners to your heart's content. It may not be as fun as actually getting it on while playing with the Wii, but it's probably the only way you'll get your hot best friend to show you her O face. Demonstration video after the jump. More »

And speaking of fantasy worlds: it should be obvious by now, but if you build a virtual environment on the interweb the perverts will always come and stake their claim in it sooner or later. Which is to say that although Google may do all it can to keep sex and "sex rooms" out of Lively, we all know it's a losing battle. (avn.com)

The question we're asking when it comes to the WiibratorLink is not why or how, but what is taking so long? It's not like people haven't been waiting for something like this since before they were waiting for Mario Kart. (oioo.deo, via slashdong.org)

Beauty 3D: First Person Touch Tries To Brings CGI Sex To Life, Again

If you're bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with "first person touch". You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who want nothing more than to strip, model, and dance just for you. (And they say "Metal Gear Solid" is unrealistic?). Thanks to the developers' fancy 3D technology, you'll have the ability to explore every inch of your models and get wild in any position you choose. Sure, you might think you've seen this all before—but unlike traditional adult games which depict you as a disembodied hand, Beauty3d depicts you as a disembodied arm. Go realism! More »

Why No One Cares That Video Games Have Sex In Them

Some of you may recall that old lawsuit involving the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" and the "Hot Coffee" mod that allowed characters in it to have graphic sex. That's disgusting, of course, so some lawyers filed a class-action lawsuit and forced a settlement that would allow any of the millions of innocent, outraged people who bought the game to come forward and receive justice. So just how many of these folks were outraged enough to do so? 2,676. That's it. More »

Getting Wii Fit (A.K.A. More Ass Shaking) With Jo Garcia

It's hard being right all the time, but we know a trend when we see one. After watching just one video of a girl shaking her ass on the Wii Fit, we predicted a surge of similar clips from everyone with a Nintendo Wii, a video camera and an ass worth shaking. Of course, when a major media outlet gets in on the action, that usually means the trend is over. Or is it just beginning? Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Jo Garcia is either going to sell a lot of Wii's or a lot of Playboy subscriptions, but either way, we're starting to understand the appeal of video games as a spectator sport. We feel healthier already! More »