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As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%.
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As the summer draws to a close this weekend, we really only have one regret—we didn't play enough golf this year. Taking a nice stroll on beautiful grass fields and then whacking the shit out of them with a four iron is easily the best way to spend a Sunday afternoon, but what makes it even better is when you have great playing partners to putt around with. Obviously, we're no Tiger Woods or anything, but as long as he's on the sidelines with a bum knee, there's really no limit to how low we can score. We just know we'll get that hole-in-one someday!
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Having movable orgies in the back seats of buses/vans/tractors is a time-honored porn tradition. So why does this crew feel the need to turn their clandestine party ride into an open air bridge fuck in the middle of a city? This is one instance where it seems silly to try and have it both ways. It's like ... you wouldn't start an all-girl double dildo scene and then suddenly march in with a bunch of Japanese balloon fetishists half way through, would you? That would just be silly!
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If we're to believe the action in this clip, it looks like Katsuni (or Katsumi, if you're old school) needs a job again. But somehow we don't think she'll be unemployed for long. After all, there aren't that many French-Vietnamese porn stars with an adorable accent who take it in all three holes. Hey, if we could write her into the budget, we'd hire her ourselves! Though it looks like someone else might have beat us to her services. Good thing they decided to share a tape of the interview ...
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People always mock the suburbs as a boring place where nothing ever happens, but they always overlook the key drawing point of the picket fence lifestyle: the nice green backyard that the picket fence surrounds. In fact, big city folks don't realize just how much action goes on back there. Why, almost every day a bear or a wolf wanders through, or you find buried treasure under the hedges, or some girl decides to turn your lawn furniture into her own personal pleasure area! Sure, there's a lot more maintenance and upkeep, but spend one lazy (or not-so-lazy) summer afternoon back there and you'll see that it's worth it.
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As if Facebook weren't enough of a giant circle jerk already, the marital aid impresarios at LoveHoney have come up with what they're calling "the world's first Facebook sex toy". Although you can "change your Love Bunny's mood" and 
Poor Foxy Jacky: all she wanted to do was make a hot little video of her getting naughty at a public playground. Unfortunately, some people in the Memphis suburb of Bartlett Grove aren't too keen on public nudity, though they are keen on tracking down Jacky and making her pay for what she's done, as the local news makes abundantly clear. Check out Jacky's video and some Memphis news coverage after the jump.
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Yes, we thought the same thing when someone first wrote to us asking about up-and-coming ass smoothie aficionado Glauren Star: that must be a typo. But it's not! We'd love to hear the story behind her unusual name—or any story about her, actually. But since all we could find in the way of a personal site was a rather uninspired MySpace page, we'll just have do with the few galleries and videos that we were able to track down. If there's one thing we have learned, though, it's that this gal is thirsty. When not mixing up various orifice-based cocktails or drinking out of porcelain bowls, she's basically having loads of filthy, filthy sex. This tattooed hottie is sort of what we imagine it would be like if Stoya and Belladonna somehow mated and got their lovechild a job at Burning Angel. (A job involving milkshakes of course.) Check out more of her small, but growing book of recipes below.
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The worst thing about air travel has to be the layovers. Being stuck in a dreary airport in an unfamiliar city with nothing but a carry-on bag and an overpriced Cinnabon outlet to sustain you is no way to go through life. Plus, you never get an explanation for the inevitable and massive delays. Sometimes, any information would be more helpful than not at all—even something as simple as "We'll be delayed while the captain screws his entire flight crew back at the hotel." It may not make sleeping on the airport floor and picking at your stale Cinnabon any more pleasant, but at least you know your plane is grounded for a good reason.
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We live in a big city, but we grew up in the Midwest, so we hate it when people assume that everyone who lives in a neighborhood that can't be reached by subway is an mouth-breathing inbred yokel who can barely tie his own shoes let alone know how to use a library card. (Our libraries are top-notch, thank you very much!) Just because someone hangs out in a barn all day that doesn't mean they aren't sophisticated. They can still recognize a hot pornstar when they see one and show her some good ol' down home hospitality, to boot.
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The back-and-forth legal maneuvering between our government and our nation's pornographers may not get you hot, even if it gets you bothered—it even makes our eyes glaze over sometimes. But it is occasionally instructive to keep tabs on who is being put in jail with your tax dollars. It's also hard to have a First Amendment debate over a title like "Storm Squirters 2: Target Practice" without giggling, but it helps that the Supreme Court has no sense of humor.
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Like many of you, we spent a lot of time babysitting during our teen years: it was an easy way to pick up some extra cash and allowed us to catch up on much needed TV watching at the same time! Of course, we were always very well behaved while on the job. But now we're starting to wonder if maybe that was a mistake. After watching these clips of bad babysitters minding more than just the kids while waiting for Mom and Dad to get home ... well, let's just say that it looks like we missed a lot of other fringe benefits of the job. If only we'd realized that 
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