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Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:45:00 EDT

Priscilla Milan and Veronique Vega (dailypoa.com)

Mindless Fun Abounds In "Bikini Pick Ups"

DCypher — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:00:00 EST

Fluffy fuckbunny fun dominates the day as sexy sweet legal teen starlets get their tight & tiny sticky pink puckers pried wide open by patient, well endowed perverts. Yes, you're still dreaming.

With the end of the year closing around us like the razor sharp mouth of a feral animal, and the storm ravaged nation in a debilitating recession, the darkness appears to be creeping ever closer. What magical unicorn of sexiness could rescue us from the cold silky dream of a sweet, efficient suicide?

Award winning Adam & Eve director James Avalon offers us his definitive reply—simplicity.

That's right, he's returning to the essentials by stripping down our fantasies to their basic ignorant impulses. He's run the gamut from early gonzo goofiness to high-end glossy "big budget" features with such frivolous extras as acting, post production effects, scripts, and roller skates, all with mixed results. Only now has he returned back home where he belongs; in a mindless arena, exploring the warm, slick, blossoming of several nubile debutantes as they explore the thrilling benefits that await them at the gates of womanhood.

"Bikini Pick Ups" gives us precisely that—beautiful, flexible, morally uninhibited starlets wearing bikinis and getting picked up, then humping their young hearts out. Point. Set. Match. Period. Clean up now. Moving on.

Avalon assembles Lindsey Meadows, Ann Marie Rios, Jessie Alba, Cameron Love, and delightful pixie princess Veronique Vega, whose vagina is as wickedly pink as it is resiliently tight. Trust us, this is a no brainer in every way. And after the year we've had, that's a good thing.

"Bikini Pick Ups" releases this week from Adam & Eve.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)

Zaftig Pussycat: "Voluptuous Biker Babes" Revisited

Gram Ponante — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:00:00 EST

Carlos Batts has released "Voluptuous Biker Babes", a trippy combination of "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and - I don't know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega.
As we mentioned last month, Batts shot the film in roughly the same area as did Russ Meyer when the latter filmed "Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!" in 1965, and "VBB" features just as much eye candy, if not more (considering it's in color). Flores, La Cholita, and de la Cruz are trash-talking badasses who get stranded in the desert. And they must love their way home.
In their wanderings they meet psychedelic tea merchants (Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander) and an arid extra-dry dance troupe, an encounter that leads to a wrestling match with drag queen Pa Fuschia.
Jerk-off material? Art? Way Beyond the Valley of the Dolls? You decide. In fact, why don't you decide in person? Batts and April Flores will be signing copies of "Voluptuous Biker Babes" tonight at Sunset Blvd.'s famed Book Soup between 7 and 10. · Carlos Batts (fattyd.com) · Book Soup (booksoup.com)

FILF: Fathers Finally Get Their Due

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:00:00 EDT

Hot and horny mothers are a rather significant porn staple, but fathers are far less likely to get any recognition as an objection of someone's affection. MILFs may be hunted, but FILFs seem destined to be left in the corner (or forced to do hunting themselves). So it was with great joy that we unwrapped our copy of "FILF: Fathers I'd Like to Fu.." (or, according to the title card "Fathers I'd Like to F**k"—were they worried about offending the censors with foul language?). Finally, a tribute to all the sexy fathers in the world (and, inexplicably, Ron Jeremy as well).

Unfortunately, the FILF theme doesn't extend much beyond the title cards. Yes, there are scenes full of older men and younger women: but this is porn, and that's rather par for the course. In the feature's five scenes, there is no mention of taking the kids to Little League, no scenes of suburban dads driving home in minivans, no essence of fatherliness, period. Instead we're presented with a prisoner and a prison guard, a patient and his doctor, a vacuum salesman and his client—it's nice and all, but when we're promised fathers, fathers are what we want to see.

· Buy "FILF" (gamelink.com)

This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks

DCypher — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:45:47 EDT

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Photoplay: "Jack's Leg Show 3"

Gram Ponante — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:28:42 EST

Unless it's a real specialty title, most porn movies display a lot of leg already. So what does a mainstream adult company like Digital Playground do when they want to attract the leg and toe crowd (and some leg people don't like foot people, and some foot people don't like toe people—it's an ancient rivalry) but don't want to alienate the boob and neck lobby?

It's simple, really: attach a leg to Sophia Santi. See more snaps after the gap.

Santi and Selina Draagen spend so much time ripping each other's pantyhose off that I wondered why they even bothered to put it on. I wish they'd come over here to explain it to me.

While Santi and Draagen are both 5'9", Alexis Love is about as big as your thumb. Still, high heels make legs look long.

Someone visits Veronique Vega.

...but not the same person visiting Lacie Heart, who here is credited as "Jamie". There's a story behind it, but the picture's better.

Dreamy Jean Valjean reminds Micah Moore that French Tips aren't a real fetish.

· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Jack's Leg Show 3" (gamelink.com)

Previously: Photoplay Archive