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    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Radeo Radeo. #babelogs more »
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    Caught On Tape: Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes

    Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or millions) of people who happen to take interest when, say, Colin Farrell is caught on tape. Over the years, we've made good business tracking the all too many instances of celebrity sex tapes; join us after the jump for a walk down Naked Celebrity Lane. More »
  • #hype

    Mini-Me Sex Tape Costar Tells All, Again (But Do You Want To Listen?)

    We guess this interview with "Mini-Me Sex Tape" costar Renae Shrider would be a heck of a lot more interesting if we actually knew anyone who's watched the damn thing (since we're sure not interested in watching it ourselves)—and if she hadn't already done a tell-all interview a few months ago. But if you want to help her make the most of her 15 minutes then have at it. On the other hand, if you do know anyone who's gone through the trouble of actually downloading and watching it could you please send them their way? We might be interested in interviewing them sometime. (AVN)
  • #sextapes

    Mini-Me Sex Tape Hits The Interweb (You've Been Warned)

    After news of its existence was leaked ("leaked") a few months ago—and after one of its costars successfully sued to block its distribution—AVN is now reporting that the Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer sex video was posted to an "overseas website" earlier today. We have no particular desire to see it ourselves—frankly, we're still trying to purge our minds of the fact that it actually exists in the first place—but apparently we seem to be alone in our lack of interest: the site (which AVN says contains stills and a download of the entire video for $9.95) has been mostly unreachable all day. But if and when we're eventually able to get in, know that we'll be posting more about it here. Hey, we might not want to see Verne getting busy with his lady friend, but far be it for us to keep it from you if it happens to be your thing. We're all about no judgements around here, remember? More »
  • #hype

    Verne Troyer Sex Tape Costar Tells All!

    Although we're as anxious as most of you for the whole Verne Troyer sex tape brouhaha to go the way of Gene Simmons and Joey Buttafuco (= straight to that deeply sequestered part of our mind where we store things like "Small Wonder" and the last couple of Liz Phair albums), we'd be remiss in our duties if we didn't tell you about this radio interview with his lady friend Ranae Shrider in which we're told she discusses "the size of his peen and everything". No, we didn't listen to it ourselves. Even our sense of duty has its limits. (w/photo gallery @ 933flz.com - thanks Shawn)
  • #sextape

    Speaking of midget porn superstars, it seems that Verne Troyer will not be letting anyone distribute his sex tape anytime soon. We're sure the folks at celeb porn purveyor Red Light District are bummed at the loss of another revenue stream, but in this case we think it's probably all for the best. In fact, we're positive it's all for the best. Really. (telegraph.co.uk)
  • #sextape

    Not The Verne Troyer Sex Tape

    Given the fact that we were all treated to the sight of him pissing into houseplants on that VH1 reality show a few years ago, we guess this had to happen eventually: Famous tiny person Verne Troyer, best known to audience until this point as Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies, has gone and made himself his very own sex tape. (Yes kids, even dwarves make bad decisions sometimes.) SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the tape—but unless they get Troyer's consent, none of us will get to see just how else Verne likes to get freaky. While you're (not) waiting to see how it all pans out, we invite you to watch this alternate reality version of how things might look. We know it's not the real thing, but it's the closest we could find for now ... and maybe the closest you'll ever want to get. More »