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more about #straight more comments → MajorRichard: $200 plus $1/minute for the videos? The videos are streaming only: if you want to watch them again, you have to pay again. (Oh yeah, and it doesn't w... more » MrsPoundcake: Lux, you really are stoking the fires my big boob fixation... more » MrsPoundcake: This is one piece of meat that should definitely be eaten (out). more » Epiphora: I so wish I could be the person logging the strokes. more » Beaker: Aww ... boo-boo boobs :-) more » Snowbunny: Somewhere out there Bret Michaels is really turned on. more » piggythewonderdog: Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! more » Beaker: "Panties in a bunch? No problem! Transform them in to a slingshot-style 'Slit Shooter' with a few simple movements." more » Princess Commands, Darling: Or more precisely, "girl-on-girl-on girl action." more » sam991: And yet it still looks less weird than most of the toys marketed to women. more » Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected: This is without a doubt 10x more disturbing than that hump-able ottoman. more » pettiblay: I kind of want one... But then again all the porn ads on this site are just getting me horny as f*ck. Let Adam Frucci review it first. more » Guitar_Wolf: "I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm VERY disappointed in you. You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubble-headed coed. You'... more » Guitar_Wolf: Is that Valentino...ew. more » Mazda Eric: I am honored to live in the same city that gave birth to Stoya! more » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#movies
Ashley Mulheron Makes Being Undead Look So Good
What is it that makes vampires and boobs go so deliciously well together? We don't know...but this clip from "Lesbian Vampire Killers" is seriously making us reconsider our love of garlic. More » -
#thehorror
Mandy Luxx, Penal Vampires in "The Jail Incident"
"Everybody thinks I'm a hooker," says Mandy Luxx in this shocking expose of vampires in our jails. Just for the crime of dressing like one and hanging out in an alley frequented by them, Luxx is mistaken for a prostitute and taken to jail. But her troubles don't end there. More » -
#hardcore
Trick Or Treat! Top Ten Halloween Sex Videos
You didn't think we'd let Halloween pass us by without doing a big ol' roundup of the best Halloween sex videos the internet has to offer, did you? We went door-to-door, all around town, and collected all the best action in our little goody bag. With vampires, devils, witches, bunny, angels, and aliens; amateurs and pornstars; masks, body paint, and plenty of other trimmings; it's guaranteed to be a very sexy Halloween. Now let's go see who's waiting at the door... -
#thehorror
"Les Vampyres" Indulge In A Crazy Joyride Of Cock-Biting
How can you say no to a millennial porn vampire movie that Hustler lauded with a "Fully Erect"? The answer is that No, you cannot. Your lust will compel you to watch "Les Vampyres" and you will feel "a longing" for the stilted, incoherent, but no less hot like fire Syren. But beware! Fellas, if you make an immortal your beloved, dollars to doughnuts she will bite your cock off. So there's that... More » -
#thehorror
Very Little Ass, Even Fewer Vampires: It's "Vampirass"
The woman on the box isn't in the movie. The breasts are mostly real and the pubes are abundant. Pale flesh slaps against even more pale flesh, and we can count the little creases as well as smell the mounds of cocaine in the next room. Today's horror porn takes us back to 1993 and that year's "Vampirass." More » -



