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  • #thehorror

    "Ejacula 2" The Future

    In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More »
  • #movies

    Ashley Mulheron Makes Being Undead Look So Good

    What is it that makes vampires and boobs go so deliciously well together? We don't know...but this clip from "Lesbian Vampire Killers" is seriously making us reconsider our love of garlic. More »
  • #spoofs

    "Twilight" Movie Inspires "Twilight" Porn

    Romantic vampire film "Twilight" has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, "Twilight of Virginity" proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin's breasts aren't involved. (xesenta.com)
  • #thehorror

    Mandy Luxx, Penal Vampires in "The Jail Incident"

    "Everybody thinks I'm a hooker," says Mandy Luxx in this shocking expose of vampires in our jails. Just for the crime of dressing like one and hanging out in an alley frequented by them, Luxx is mistaken for a prostitute and taken to jail. But her troubles don't end there. More »
  • #hardcore

    Trick Or Treat! Top Ten Halloween Sex Videos

    You didn't think we'd let Halloween pass us by without doing a big ol' roundup of the best Halloween sex videos the internet has to offer, did you? We went door-to-door, all around town, and collected all the best action in our little goody bag. With vampires, devils, witches, bunny, angels, and aliens; amateurs and pornstars; masks, body paint, and plenty of other trimmings; it's guaranteed to be a very sexy Halloween. Now let's go see who's waiting at the door...
  • #thehorror

    "Les Vampyres" Indulge In A Crazy Joyride Of Cock-Biting

    How can you say no to a millennial porn vampire movie that Hustler lauded with a "Fully Erect"? The answer is that No, you cannot. Your lust will compel you to watch "Les Vampyres" and you will feel "a longing" for the stilted, incoherent, but no less hot like fire Syren. But beware! Fellas, if you make an immortal your beloved, dollars to doughnuts she will bite your cock off. So there's that... More »
  • #thehorror

    Very Little Ass, Even Fewer Vampires: It's "Vampirass"

    The woman on the box isn't in the movie. The breasts are mostly real and the pubes are abundant. Pale flesh slaps against even more pale flesh, and we can count the little creases as well as smell the mounds of cocaine in the next room. Today's horror porn takes us back to 1993 and that year's "Vampirass." More »
  • #sneakpeek

    Joe Gallant's Vampire Supermodels Gone Wild

    We don't yet know the release date for frequently-Fleshbotted porn auteur Joe Gallant's "Hell's Kittens", a Playboy/Spice Downtown joint that's being described as "A Vampire Supermodel Love Story". We do, however, have a whole paragraph's worth of promo copy that's totally getting our engines purring: "Vapid model-trash find themselves fucked, bitten and turned by a new race of future-humans. The government is hot on everyone's trail, eager to wipe out this new breed. Anarchist polemic and hot, nasty, anal/atm throughout." Oh, and we also have some photos of "Hell's Kittens" stars Miho (who you might recognize from her appearances on BurningAngel.com) and Sarah Jessie (who you might think you recognize due to her uncanny resemblance to a certain television star-turned-cosmetic spokeswoman) shot by Igor of Driven By Boredom to tide us over in the meantime. It's going to be hard living up to that vampire supermodel tagline, but we're sure these gals will be sinking their teeth into their roles as hard as they can. More »
  • #video

    Flesh Flicks: What Part Of "Vampire Slayer" Don't You Understand?

    Everyone knows that vampires are sexy beasts who seduce victims with their animal magnetism as much as with their "eternal life/slave of the flesh" sales pitch. But still, if you sneak into a vampire's lair and open their coffin to disturb their evil slumber, that usually means you're there to kill them—not bring your girlfriend and take the vampire on in a sexy threeway. Maybe you want to become a foot solider in the undead army of the night, but no one ever got to be employee of the month at Vampire Hunters-R-Us with an attitude like that. More »
  • #vampires

    Want to avoid all those sexy costume-wearing hordes tonight and celebrate the holiday at home? Organize your own hot lesbian vampire film festival instead! Who knows—you might even get some costume ideas for next year, assuming you'll be in the mood then to dress up as a sexy vampire and join the crowds yourself. (Violet Blue @ sfgate.com)
  • #photo

    Fetish Photos By Druunatic

    Druunatic is not what we would call a traditional fetish photographer—if there even is such a thing—but any website with a section titled "Vampire Bloodporn" is bound to get more than just a quick glance from us. The nudity is sparse, but the gothic cleavage and leather-bound asses are all around, with a bit of naughty nun sacrilege thrown in for good measure. These girls may be out to bite your head off, but in a fun and playful way. You know ... the good kind of bloodlust. More »
  • #dvd

    Jim Malibu's "Pure Pussy Goes Goth"

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  • #found

    Plastico Fantasico: Sexy Vampires and Hot Turkish Babes

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