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How Call Girls Spend Their Valentine's Day
Sure, you know what you're doing for Valentine's Day—whether it's super hot sex or crying into your ice cream—but what's your favorite call girl doing? Tracy Quan knows (and she's willing to tell). (thedailybeast.com, thumbnail) -
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It's A Very Apnea Valentine's
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Mari Wants To Be Your Very Naked Valentine
In case you've somehow forgotten, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Some might say that it's an overblown, commercialized excuse for couples to make everyone else feel bad—but we think it's a holiday everyone can enjoy! More »
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Fleshbot's Gadget-Free Valentine's Gift Guide
Yesterday, we teamed up with Gizmodo and gave you the very gadgetiest Valentine's recommendations we could think of. But not everyone wants a very geeky V-Day—so we're back today with a few more tips.
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Fleshbot And Gizmodo's Valentine's Sex Gadget Gift Guide
Valentine's Day is but a few days away—and if you're anything like us, you probably haven't even begun to think about buying a present for your loved (or lusted after) one. More » -
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Feel Some Animal Magnetism With Valentine's At The Zoo
As a general rule, we prefer to keep our amorous affairs animal-free. However, this ad makes spending V-Day at the zoo seem almost alluring. They keep the animals in their cages, right? More » -
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The World's Sexiest Women Recommend Valentine's Day Gifts
Still struggling to figure out what to get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Why not ask one of the world's sexiest women—like Jesse Jane, Dirty Martini, or even your very own editrix? (asylum.com, thumbnail) -
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Agent Provocateur: Forget Valentine's Day, Endure Erotic Bondage
Valentine's Day is only two and a half weeks away... better start making plans! (And if you should happen to forget about the holiday, well, Agent Provocateur has a sexy word of warning for you). More » -
