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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a gay man in my mid-twenties who's been in a relationship for the past year. I'm having some trouble in the bedroom, and it's kind of a two-tiered problem. I began having sex when I was closeted and in college, using the Internet to arrange for random hookups ... I was used to having sex with one guy, then moving on ... So now, while I love my boyfriend dearly, I'm having a hard time becoming aroused in our monogamous sex life. Also, I have a foot fetish, but I'm kind of ashamed about that, too. ... I want to make things better in the bedroom with my boyfriend, but I almost feel like I need to be sexually deprogrammed.

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I am 43 and I have never penetrated a woman. I noticed that I was "abnormal" during my "first base" at the age of 28. I actually didn't feel anything but disgust. I thought it was because of the bad taste of the girl's saliva. But further experiences told me that all the female mouths had the same taste. The most terrible experience was the sight of the genitals of a woman when I was 30. I was extremely disappointed by the ugliness of this part of the female body. All in all I had four "sexual" experiences in my life. Each time I just felt disgust and had no arousal at all. Am I asexual?

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

When we first started dating, I had a lot of personal stuff going on, and sex was low on my list of priorities. As a result, he got the impression that I'm very conservative in that arena. He's sexually adventurous and, undoubtedly, found me very frustrating. Now the tables have turned: My libido has returned in a big way, but he is juggling work and grad school. He's exhausted all the time and rarely wants sex, leaving me frustrated ... he no longer lusts for me. He explains that he's so accustomed to the "prudish" version of me, he now has a mental block and can't see me as sexy anymore. ... How can we overcome the bad bedroom habits we have cultivated?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

For the past month or so me and my fiancee have spoken about a third partner possibly for sex and possibly for a relationship. She has told me that she wants to experience me with another girl and me with another guy. like most guys i'm okay with the other girl part, but the other guy part is making me nervous. I fooled around with guys when i was younger but decided that I wanted women instead. So it's not discomfort about sexual identity but rather about trusting another man.

I'm not sure if I can trust another man with my fiancee. But I want to make her happy and whenever she talks about me and another guy double teaming her, she get's really happy (and horny). I've been thinking about this for a few weeks and i'm still nervous.

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· Dear Prudence (slate.com)

I recently had breast-enhancement surgery, and there is a noticeable difference. My question is, How do I respond when people make remarks about it?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been notice that some of the skin on my dick is starting to wear away from me masturbating...there is no blood or anything like that. Just the skin turning light in color around head of my dick. I think its my grip. Is there a way the color will come back or have i rubbed the skin cells to death.

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

I just started seeing this guy and things are going really well, there's just one problem: his cum tastes horrible. I'm not the squeamish type, and normally wouldn't shy away - but, it really is disgusting. Girls I'm open to anything, any ideas on how to remedy the situation?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

I get too much attention from women. When I was out of shape, women paid attention, but not as much. Now, if I wanted to, I could get all the pussy I wanted. Single pussy, married pussy, all-different-color pussy.

Is it normal for a guy to turn down so much of the pussy that gets pitched at him? I am a tall Asian guy, six foot one, 165 pounds, cut and lean, 32 but look 28. But I like to go after the hard-to-get pussy. The easy pussy that gets thrown at me, I'm not interested in. What's wrong with me?

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· These Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass (theonion.com)

That is why, based on my 25 years of orthodontic experience, I can confidently say that the aqua-blue, green, and purple ligatures I have just applied to your teeth are going to put you eyeball-deep in tail before you know it.

Trust me, nothing, and I mean nothing, gets girls wetter than a guy sporting a mouthful of tropical-colored braces.

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

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· In & Out (timeout.com/chicago)

I am a 35-year-old gay man and I am about to have sex with a woman for the first time ... I know that vaginas are not scary, and yet they are still foreign to me. With an anus, I can be rough. How gentle or rough should I be with her vagina? We will probably have to do it more than once. How much is too much? Are there any other vagina things I should know about before going in for the first time?

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· Dr. Thomas Stuttaford and Suzi Godson (timesonline.co.uk)

I've always had an active sex life with my husband of 19 years. But he has now acquired an artificial vagina. Does this mean he is losing interest in me?

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· Love Bites (eyeweekly.com)

I've been seeing my girlfriend for a few months and recently she asked if I'd be interested in some anal play — my receiving it from her. ... But shortly afterwards, she started making little comments ("jokes" she calls them) here and there that she's turned me gay, etc. I laughed it off at first but she just keeps on going on about it, even starting to making some suggestive remarks about it in front of our friends. As a result, I got really annoyed with her and told her off. She then started calling me homophobic and said that she didn't think I was "that kind of guy." The whole thing has really upset me because I don't think that's fair at all. Are my actions that wrong?

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· Miss Information (nerve.com)

I stumbled across a compromising video of my ex on an amateur porn site. I was shocked when I saw the video. She wasn't that sexually open-minded when I was with her! Obviously, part of my reaction was jealousy.

I have two questions: 1) How do I get over this?, and 2) Is there an obligation to anonymously or non-anonymously contact her in case she doesn't know that video is out there?

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· Dr. Dick's Sex Advice (drdicksexadvice.com)

I have been having a ton of rough sex with my boyfriend and the last time we did it he complained that I ripped something up there and that it burns whenever I try to slide in. He also says it burns sometime when he does #2 and he finds blood also! What can we do to get him better and prevent this from happing again?

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· Dear Deidre (thesun.co.uk)

My aunt picks me up in her car and we go to hotels to have sex - and it's always absolutely brilliant.

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· Get Naked (timeout.com/newyork)

I'm a 29-year-old hetero female, and for as long as I can remember I've had the urge to get double-teamed by two guys. I'm finally in a relationship with a man who's not threatened by the idea and we've even agreed on who the third guy should be. ... The one thing is, my boyfriend tells me that although the guy is pretty well-hung (which is good) he's also uncut ... I really am not into the idea of giving head to an uncut penis.... So should I just go through with it and hope the second time's the charm where uncut penises are concerned, or should I call the whole thing off?

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

After 16 years and one kid, my husband and I are considering an open marriage. ... about a year ago, I met someone who turned from a friendship into a strong attraction ... I decided to ask for a divorce before entering into an affair, and about five months ago my husband and I separated. I have been seeing the other man during this time and the sex has been amazing—he's doing the things that I begged my husband to do with me. My husband has been miserable without me and has agreed to an open marriage so we can still be together, be a family, and I can be free to have an outside relationship. My husband is also free to have an outside relationship. He now accepts that I've been with another man (whom he has met) and that I am capable of loving him as a husband while having a sexual relationship on the side. ... all I want to know is if this is a recipe for disaster?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

The researchers determined that there were structural anatomical differences between a group of women that experiences orgasmic sex and another that doesn't, that these differences could be the key to their "release," and that someday doctors could actually perform a test to see if you too have these magic powers.

On the other hand, some say that they're full of it—that these anatomical differences may mean nothing; having or not having g-spot does not make or break the ability to orgasm; and that the whole study (which involved a whopping 20 women) was highly flawed. In other words: If they're trying to get women off, maybe they just aren't doing it right. After carefully weighing the evidence, our conclusion is that all this book learnin' is hard!

· Ultrasound nails location of the elusive G spot (newscientist.com)
· More inaccurate g spot information from New Scientist (mysexprofessor.com)
· Yes, Virgins, There Is A G-Spot! You Just May Need Some Injections To Fix Yours (Jezebel)
· Scientific demonstration by Sydney Moon (via askjolene.com)

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· Fighter Maker 2 lowblow montage (YouTube, via yesbutnobutyes.com)

· The Vagina Dentata (dentata.net, seen @ indienudes.com + sexisthenewblog.com)
· Vagina Dentata (wikipedia.org)

· Lucy Clarkson Is Proud Of Her Pussy (And Should Be) (TaxiDriverMovie.com)

Previously: Remembering Lara Croft (Nude)

· rubMyClit (rubmyclit.ratethatthing.com)
· Video (and phone) supplied by Nick McGlynn