We're all for walking to work whenever we can—but if artist Mimosa Pale rode up to us on the sidewalk and cooed "Wouldn't you like to ride in my beautiful vagina bike taxi?", we'd have a hard time turning her down, if only to see what it felt like slipping into one of those things. (The bike, we mean, not ... uh, never mind.) (Flickr, via Jalopnik, where the comments pretty much make the artist's point for her.)

Ladies, what's the weirdest thing your gynecologist has ever said to you about your vagina? If it involved a lot of pointing and uncontrollable giggling, you might want to check that diploma on the wall a little more closely. (radaronline.com, "exam" photos via mctgalleries.com via askjolene.com)

Someone on eBay may have actually paid $34 for a Sun Chip that looks (sorta) like a vagina. For that kind of money you could pay to see a real one, but we suppose in either case you still wouldn't be able to eat it. (ebay.com, via gorillamask.net)

Best Of Sex Advice: Unlearn What You Have Learned

We all have bad habits — whether it's snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk? Try pineapple juice! Does the sight of vagina make you ill? Try being gay! There's a solution to all your problems, even if you simply made up a problem in order to get your name printed in an advice column. Think you can pick out which of this week's questions are real and which are pure entertainment? If not... hey, there's another skill for you to learn! More »

Fox News is not afraid to take on the toughest issues facing our nation today, like asking whether your vagina is depressed. Maybe it just has a case of the Mondays? (foxnews.com, more @ nerve.com + Gawker)

Advertising is such a subtle art form that you may not have realized that the "box" this ad is referring to is actually the little one that has been Photoshopped in front of this lady's vagina. You see, because "box" is a euphemism for vagina! Aren't you glad we're here to explain these things? (Copyranter)

Are these Mexican pastries (found in Phoenix, of course) really supposed to look like what we think they look like ... or have we been working here so long that our brain just sees something dirty in everything we look at? If that's the case, why are we so hungry right now? (guanabee.com)

Full-Frontal Movie Nudity: We've Got Bush

Full frontal is like the Holy Grail of movie nudity—elusive, thrilling and occasionally just a myth. Yet, a simple glimpse of below the belt flesh will also make you feel young again, mostly because Hollywood seemed to do it best in the 80s and 90s when on-screen nudity was a lot more precious. (Or maybe we were just going to the wrong theaters?) Check out the Uber blog's video retrospective of some the best historical examples of this phenomenon and ponder if this classic "Revenge of the Nerds" moment would have as much impact today ... or if the famous punchline would even make sense to today's bare down there generation. More »

Best Of Sex Advice: Vagina Things You Need To Know

The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it's hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy's parts happy (or a girl with another girl's parts) and they still seem to have trouble with that too. And now that we think about it, there are tons of boys and girls who don't even know how their own parts work and couldn't possibly be expected to make anybody's else parts happy too. What's the moral of this story and this week's sex advice questions? Everyone needs to learn how a vagina works ASAP. That's the only way us boys and girls are ever going to get out of this mess alive. More »

The G-Spot Is Real! Or Is It?

Italian scientists—who really don't get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist! Hurrah! Except ... maybe they didn't really prove anything. More »

Any dudes who are still smarting over that ball busting video from the other day can work out a little bit of their sympathetic pain with some virtual vagina punching. We promise no vaginas were harmed in the making of this clip. (Click image for video.) More »

Everyone's favorite English-language Japanese newspaper, the Mainichi Daily News, brings us the sad tale of the distressing number of men who suffer from vaginal ejaculation disorder—or "an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina." It's true. They're called virgins. (mainichi.jp)

Dentata.net: Where Vaginas Bite Back

With all the talk surrounding "Teeth," the horror-comedy about a girl with some bite in her bush, we've found that we can't stop thinking about vagina dentata ... and it would seem that we're not alone. Dentata.net (which, like the legend itself, predates the movie) collects info, artsy photos and even a comic strip, in an effort to cover all those with fangs down there. Normally, myths about females as ravenous man-eating monsters don't really rev our engines, but there's something strangely sexy about this gallery of women with teeth in their labia. It kind of adds a little extra kick to the experience—but we still advise you to keep your fingers (and other sensitive parts) away from the nice ladies' toothy bits. More »

We have no plans to see the new vagina dentata scarefest "Teeth," even if we can totally appreciate a good "women are evil creatures who will eat you alive" metaphor. Here are some more subtle examples of Hollywood screenwriters working out their personal issues with the ladies. By the way, you will never watch "Return of the Jedi" the same way again. (nymag.com)

Good news! The "vagina couch" somehow went from banned on Craigslist to Best of Craigslist. (Funny how that works!) The bad news? It's still $600 for a couch that looks like a giant vagina. (craigslist.org)

Sienna Miller already punished the tabloids for publishing full frontal shots from last movie, now she's beaten the photographer who snapped them in a lawsuit. The moral of the story? If you want to see her naked just rent one of her movies, ok? (metro.co.uk)

The people on Craigslist are a bunch of pussies for taking down this ad for a giant vulva couch. It'd be perfect for a rebirthing ceremony or maybe a strip club VIP lounge, but apparently some folks just don't appreciate fine genital-based furniture. (Jezebel)

When you're on the go and need to pack light, but still want to stick your dick in something—that's when you need the "Travel Pussy." Bon voyage!

Celebrity CrotchWatch™: Lucy Clarkson Is Very Proud Of Herself

We forget sometimes that it's not acceptable in "polite" society to whip your dress off in front of total strangers. (Spend enough time with these folks and your perspective on life changes a bit.) Lucy Clarkson, on the other hand, doesn't play by polite society's rules. For starters, she chose a career path that requires substituting her body for that of a video game character, so if she has something she wants to show you, a little thing like proper etiquette isn't going to stop her. There seems to be an interesting trend developing involving Lucy and her disdain for anything that keep her panties (and what lies beneath) out of the public view, but we guess some things are just too good to keep to yourself. More »

World's Smallest Band Performs Inside A Vagina

Some people say getting inside a woman's pussy is a lot like getting into an exclusive underground nightclub. You're not really sure how you found it, but you just feel lucky to have gotten past the doorman. Rock and roll hippie people Group Sounds have not hit it big yet, which is good for them, because if they ever do they would no longer be able to hold concerts inside the blossoming flower of a sexy young woman's crotch. They'll have to start playing real venues where anyone Joe off the street can just pay a cover charge and get a seat at the bar. But just like those aging punks who can't stop bragging about that time they saw The Ramones play CBGB, you can forever talk about when you saw them at tiny little venue that was the toughest ticket in town. More »

Yes, it's big enough to swallow a man whole, but look on the bright side ... at least it's not a vagina dentata. (pics + inflation video! @ airworksinflatables.com, via frequentlyfelt.blogspot.com)

What celebrity would go out on the town with such a blatant display of cameltoe? There's nothing wrong with being an insane actress who's not afraid of her body, but even Britney leaves more to the imagination than that. (x17online.com)

Over at Slate, it seems The Explainer's knickers are in a twist over the promotional poster for the upcoming film "Hitman," which gleefully gives us a two-toe salute of the camel variety if you look close enough at star Olga Kurylenko's crotch. We're not sure the controversy is all it's, er ... cracked up to be, but we do love watching prim-and-proper folks awkwardly choke out phrases like "genital bulge." (slate.com + gamesblog.ugo.com)

As if the B through G spots weren't hard enough to find, now they're claiming there's an A-spot? For only $599 $147 $97, you can learn yet another way you're failing to satisfy your lover. (aspot-pioneer.com - thanks Cory)

Is there a conspiracy afoot to keep Jessica Simpson's exposed vag covered up? We vow to get to the, uh ... bottom of this. (hollywoodtuna.com)

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