· Bottomless Girls (bottomlessgirls.net, via hotbox.thumblogger.com)

• ThingyNames.com (thingynames.com)

· "Psst Hilary Duff, I can see your vagina" (theblemish.com)

Is there really anything better one can do with a prosthetic paper-maché cavern of simulated ladyness than to strap it on and make performance art with it? We don't think so—and neither does performer, artist, and erotic provocateur Patrick Bucklew, the one-legged muse for fiction writer Jonathan Ames. Citing his own genital-related psychoses and his urge to expose his balls at Dunkin' Donuts, over the last few years Bucklew has created codpieces with outsized, colorful, and somewhat spooky looking vaginas molded and painted into them ... and then he gets naked (save for the mangina codpiece) with assorted similarly-festooned friends and shows up at various parties, galleries, performance venues, and events in New York City and beyond.. That's art at its finest as far as we're concerned. -AR

· The Mangina (mangina.com; see also LiveJournal)

Previously: Zumanity's Vadge Pasty, How To: See Your Vagina ... From The Inside!, Pussy Power: The Remix, When Dildos Attack!, "Without Your Vagina, There's No You!"

We've had no shortage of blogs devoted to specific body parts like boobs and bootys flicker across our desktop during our tenure here at Fleshbot, but a quick look through our archive reveals that sites devoted exclusively to vajayjay (and all the fun things you can do with it) are curiously underepresented. Fortunately, the curators of Sensual Lips come to the rescue with a cherry-picked assortment of images and galleries which not only feature labia of both the majora and minora varieties, but the kind that appear above the neck as well ... along with plenty of examples of what happens when different kinds of lips get together for all sorts of wet, glistening, and (of course) lip-smacking fun. Your day just got a hell of a lot more tasty.

· Sensual Lips (sensuallips.blogspot.com)
· Thumbnail: Vanessa Lynn and Dylan @ littlemutt.com

Penis and breast sculpting is a time-honored art dating back pretty much to the dawn of sculpting itself (and the dawn of penises and breasts.) But one body part that has been sadly neglected when it comes to preservation in plaster is the vagina, which is made difficult by the fact that it's, you know ... inside the body. Well, those days are over thanks to Private Sculpture, an "erotic lifecasting studio" that has gone beyond their normal cock and boobie art and invented some kind of internal pussy sculptures that create a cast of the inside of the vagina, so that all the previously hidden shapes and contours are revealed. For the right price, you could even put your own sugar walls on the fireplace mantel. We don't really know how they do it—we're not sure we want to know what the mysterious "material" they use is—or how they remove the cast intact, but let's face it ... no one really knows how anything works down there, right? As soon as one mystery is solved, another is always revealed.

· Internal Vagina Casts + Other "erotic life casting" (privatesculpture.co.uk, via Sex or not?)

Previously: Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell, Cast Fetish, Cynthia Plaster Caster, Make Your Own Dildo

· Danielle Lloyd, bless her heart, slips into a diamond-studded bikini for charity, but ends up distracting us so much we forgot where we put our checkbooks. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Jenna Jameson wants you to design logos for her clothing lines, and you must obey Jenna. (adultfyi.com)

· Remember the porn addict whose pastor can monitor his internet activity? Apparently, he wasn't making that shit up. That's some serious voyeurism. (stuff.co.nz)

· It's just possible that having sex before marriage will not send you plummeting into a spiral of shame and depression. Sorry if that spoils the surprise for you. (umn.edu, via about.com)

· Ten reasons why that New York Times article might be wrong about the internet and porn. We promise not to mention this again until Monday at the earliest. (wired.com)

· Jezebel finds out more than she probably wanted to know about vaginas. Isn't blogging fun! (Jezebel)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Katie "Jordan" Price is a loose woman. What? She's the one planning to get her hoo-ha tightened after her baby is born. Was that more than you needed to know? (celebnewswire.com + tmz.com; thumbnail via taxidrivermovie.com)

· President Bush's new Surgeon General nominee is a good doctor. He even knows how the boy parts and girl parts fit together! (abcnews.go.com)

· June is National Internet Safety Month, so try not to slip and fall while surfing the web in the shower or something. (blorge.com)

· USA Today scrambles to keep up with The New York Times, and their story about the internet vs. DVDs. We're starting to think porn isn't the only business that's in trouble. (usatoday.com)

· Does porn really empower women? Again, with the Naked News! The internet does have more than one website, you know. (scrippsnews.com)

· Kanye West is so upset about missing the AVN Awards, he wrote a song about it. Imagine how distraught he would be if he'd actually been there. (avn.com)

· Go to an illegal porn theater in India, get free condoms. Everybody wins ... except for the people who will probably get busted for running an illegal porn theater. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

· Holly Valance enjoys her swimming pool almost as much as we enjoy watching her lounge next to it. (dailypoa.com)

· Japanese inventors create futuristic underwear to keep infrared photographers from seeing your naughty bits. And the pervert arms race escalates! (inventorspot.com)

· A sexy wardrobe to make your wife look like a whore? $77. Getting her to fuck you like one? Priceless. (wearemakingporn.com)

· Spice up your sex life with a collagen injection directly into your hoo-ha. If you believe that will work, we've got a penis pump the size of the Brooklyn Bridge we'd like to sell you. (thegshot.com, via wfmu.org)

· "Does Page 3 degrade women?" That depends on your definition of "degrade." If it's the same as everyone else's definition, then we will have to get back to you on that. (dollymix.tv)

· A survey of Adult Friend Finder users reveals that 72% of them would consider performing in porn. Of course, since 100% of them will consider banging strangers they meet on the internet, it's not that surprising. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

In theory, masturbation is all about you. You touch yourself where you want, when you want, and how you want, until you get exactly what you want. Still, we can't escape that feeling that some part of Syvette Wimberly is just doing this for the people. She knows you're watching, and not only does she not care, for her it's kind of the point. We hope it doesn't ruin the magic to know that she knows that you know what she's doing, but we think it's a nice gesture that she's this touchy-feely stuff is for you as much as it is for her. The look on her face shows just how proud she is of her, uh ... handiwork.

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· "Rub that Snatch !!" (PornoTube)
· Earl Miller (earlmiller.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Meet Ariel. She's a fetish model and dancer who was also one of the performers at last week's Cooch Party in New York City. What else does Ariel do? Well, we don't want to ruin the surprise so you'll just have to click on that little play button to find out for yourself. We will give you a hint though: If you're a foot fetishist who can't seem to find any common ground with your gymnastics-loving contortionist friends, Ariel just might be the modern day Camp David Accord that that brings you kids together. Take that, Jimmy Carter!

· Ariel [Martha Screw-Up™] (myspace.com)
· See also: Seven Great Places To Have Sex In New York (Gawker)
· Video by Nick McGlynn

Previously: NYC Cooch Party Report: Freak Out For A Cause