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#babes
Bottomless Girls Are Your New Favorite Thing
Perhaps we were a little too quick to label Fleshbot commenter sirgatsby's request for bottomless girls a "special request": it seems that bottomless girls are already the basis for a budding interweb community, or at least for one very infrequently updated website. And why not? Topless girls have had their time in the sun for, like, ever, and it's high time we started paying more attention to all the thrills of their sadly neglected naked lower halves. Someone alert the lad mags— a change is definitely in order! (Although they might have some trouble getting this one by the censors ... ) More » -
#sexwords
ThingyNames: Where Hector Cruz Meets Notorious V.A.G.
Most of us here at Fleshbot were lucky enough to be raised by progressive, modern parents who never taught us to refer to our various flavors of genitalia by any other names than the ones you'd find in a standard medical dictionary. So we always thought that terms like "John Thomas" or "cooter" were more than a little silly—though it turns out they pale in comparison to some of expressions you'll find on the fledgling ThingyNames.com, which was started by a husband and wife team who wanted to provide a "safe and anonymous place for couples to be able find out what people name their private parts". Of course, now that we write about sex and porn for a living we welcome as many synonyms for ween and ladyparts as we can find, which makes the site a potentially valuable thesaurus-type reference for sex bloggers as well. So if you see us talking about Jesse Santana's tralala or Joanna Angel's velvet underground in the future, you'll know why. More » -
#anatomylessons
You know, we've also always thought that a heart shape doesn't look much like the organ it's supposed to represent ... though come to think of it, you can pretty much make a pussy look like anything if you stretch it the right way too. (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com) -
#celebritycrotchwatch
Celebrity crotch flashes may come and go, but Paris Hilton's vagina is forever. In this ever-changing world, isn't it nice to know there are some things you can still count on? (drunkenstepfather,.com) -
#whenvaginasattack
A reader writes: "Exactly how it found its way on to a football fan forum isn't clear, but the picture in this thread is intriguing." We're not sure where it came from either, but we do know we just found our new desktop wallpaper. (forum.football365.com, hit 'toggle spoiler' link to view image - thanks P.) -
#vaginapower
Want to proclaim your love of pussy and write a classy looking thank you note at the same time? Check out this multi-colored vagina stationery. It comes in handy when brushing up on the female anatomy, too. (etsy.com) -
#celebrity
This just in: Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with her pubic hair, making her just one of many, many people who is obsessed with Jennifer Aniston's pubic hair. (digitalspy.co.uk) -
#britneyspearsdownwardspiral
We're really not sure why anyone would even bother posting yet another shot of Britney Spears' vag at this point—including us. So just forget you're reading this and skip to the next post already, OK? (egotastic.com) -
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#haveityourway
While we do our best here at Fleshbot to limit our consumption of meat products for health reasons, there are some kinds of hamburgers we just can't resist. Just make sure you hold the onions, please—unless they're those kind of onions, in which case too much is never enough. (myhotbox.blogspot.com) -
#celebrityvagwatch
Hillary Duff Rocks Out With Her ... Uh, Never Mind
We knew that this was going to be a problematic "news" item to report about when the email telling us about it did so with the subject line "Hilary Duff might have flashed some vag". So let's parse that, shall we? Obviously, the key words here are "might" and "vag": there is indeed something hiding within the shadowy recesses in the space beneath Hillary's shorts, and that something may or may not be a set of peculiarly contoured pudenda of the Britney Spears crotch shot variety. It is, however, most definitely Hillary Duff in the photo from the waist up. So we suppose this is yet another one of those celebrity upskirt (er, upshort) shots where you'll just have to use your imagination and/or fill in the blanks yourself. Either way, Hillary's singing career just got a whole lot more interesting. More » -
#found
Looking for a wearable prosthetic vagina that doesn't compromise your capacity for sexual pleasure? "Finally, a Vee-String where the head of your penis is your Clitoris! There's a hole where the clitoris is and the head of the penis goes into it. You can masturbate as a girl and urinate with it on too!!!"What will they think of next? (transgendered.net, via ladybunny.net) -
#vivavagina
It's pretty easy to find phallic symbols everywhere you look (assuming you're looking for them, that is): seeing giant vaginas, however, takes a bit more practice. (sexornot.blogspot.com)
