With Tori Black, Kristina Rose, Jenna Haze, Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, Bobbi Starr, and Alexis Texas, Elegant Angel's put together a formidable team of all-stars to carry them into the new year. Sure, there are a few names we'd love to see added to the list...but we wouldn't dream of saying no to a single one of these names. Especially when sex is on the table.

· Performers of the Year 2010 (elegantangel.com)

Though "Janie Summers Private Lessons" won't be out until 12/29, and "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" is being held until early next year, Digital Playground has released some sneak peek photos of the girls' scenes. And because we love you, well, we grabbed some snaps for you. Behold!

Janie teams up with Lexi Belle to take on Mick Blue.

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Janie with Manuel Ferrara. Oo la la!

Image from "Janie Summers Private Lessons" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Scott Nails, uh, nails Raven.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

And, last but not least, Raven and Mick Blue make sweet fuck.

Image from "Raven Alexis No Love Lost" courtesy of Digital Playground.

Fortunately, Hustler's happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter "This Ain't 90210 XXX," a sexier spin on the lives of those crazy kids from Beverly Hills. Now if they could just manage to include AnnaLynne McCord's nipple...we'd be all set.

· The Peach Pit Gang Is BACK! (hustlerworld.com)

We can't say much about this Big Beautiful Work-of-art, but we can say it's cast with hyphy amounts of crush objects (including a spectacular threeway with Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, and April Flores beneath a waterfall), it was shot in the splendorous wild of Northern California, and it's coming out in January. How did they find time to put together another genre-busting film in the midst of productions for Alice? Ponder that while you enjoy this exclusive trailer and photo gallery from our good friends, Carlos and April.

· Heartcore Films (goodreleasing.com)

If you ask us, 2010 is shaping up to be a damn fine year...damn fine indeed. Can we skip through the rest of 2009 and just cut to the chase, please?

· Anxious for "Fly Girls"! (xcritic.com)
· Image of Raven Alexis courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

But we do know that it comes out in January, and that—as mentioned above—it involves Ava Rose. Naked. And since that pretty much sums up what we need to be happy...well, January can't come soon enough.

· Oh my... (community.elegantangel.com)

That said, Hustler's dive into the erotic paranormal (or paranormally erotic?) does look compelling...we can only hope that someone ends up doing it with ghost somewhere along the line. (Think we'll get our wish?

· Sneak Peek: "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" (hustlerworld.com)

The film won't be available until November 23rd—but Courtney's made a pretty sweet preview gallery available to us right here, right now. Take a peek at the hottest queers of the southern states (as well as Dylan Ryan, Trouble, Trucker Cash, and Pepper Sox, who all came along for the ride).

· Courtney Trouble (courtneytrouble.com)
· Good Releasing (goodreleasing.com)

Above, a sneak peek from the set. With uniforms like that, it's amazing that these waitresses get any work done at all (though we suspect their tips are pretty generous).

· Previews For Busty Waitresses (community.elegantangel.com)

· Image courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Over the weekend, we received word that Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver had posted a note to his MySpace blog alerting his fans that he'd just shot his first ever porno scene with none other than Riley Steele of Digital Playground. Not being ones to run wild with rumors (well, not usually, anyway), we put in a call to the good people at Digital Playground. And guess what? War Machine did bang Riley! On camera, even!

From what we've heard, War Machine (who's currently repped by LA Direct Models) lost his porn virginity in a gonzo scene shot by Robby D (currently untitled, but we're sure it'll be good). And how did the fighter fare?

According to Riley:

I was incredibly turned on when I first saw War Machine. He's very sexy and has an amazing body. He admitted to being a bit nervous, which actually made me nervous too. When the camera started, he completely shocked me. He was an animal and a total natural! War Machine is now on the top of my list!

Robby D was similarly impressed:

He had a great top game and was able to take Riley's back several times. Riley reversed the position and mounted War Machine, but I don't think he minded. Eventually Riley tapped out, and War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face. On a serious note, War Machine's experience in front of the camera through his fighting career made my job a lot easier as the director. He was made for this.

Tres exciting. We look forward to seeing where War Machine ends up...and though it's incredibly unlikely, we can't help but hope for a Syd Blakovich/War Machine scene. Hey, what can we say? We're dying to know what happens when two MMA fighters enter the, ahem, ring.

· War Machine (ladirectmodels.com)
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Image of Riley Steele courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· "War Machine" Becomes an Adult Actor, Hell Freezes Over (watchkalibrun.com)

When you think about the kinds of villains that show used to have (The Clock King, The Black Widow, Nora Clavicle, someone named Fingers), it's kind of surprising how un-sexual the original show was. Though we're reluctant to admit it, maybe this is one parody that was meant to happen. Anyhow, we have the cast list, so only one question remains: how does the porny compare to the corny?

Batman
1960s Batman: Adam West
XXX Batman: Nick Manning

Robin
1960s Batman: Burt Ward
XXX Batman: Kris Slater

The Riddler
1960s Batman: Frank Gorshin
XXX Batman: Evan Stone

The Joker
1960s Batman: Cesar Romero
XXX Batman: Randy Spears

Batgirl
1960s Batman: Yvonne Craig
XXX Batman: Nicole Ray

Catwoman
1960s Batman: Julie Newmar
XXX Batman: Tori Black

· Vivid Entertainment (vivid.com)
· Axel Braun Completes Casting Vivid's 'Batman XXX' (business.avn.com)
· Dynamic Duo via Ass Titans (sexandcash.com)

· Image of Rio Valentine courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

We can only hope that the future brings such goodies as "Angelina Armani is Slutwoman" or perhaps "Angelina Armani is Pretty Filthy." She is a future superstar, after all—and that's the treatment we like to see our superstars receive.

· Angelina Armani in "Starlets" (community.elegantangel.com)
· Angelina Armani (myspace.com)

Though the trailer doesn't give away much of the plot, we've heard rumors that Jessie Spano seduces a nerdy cohort through a lecture on saving the dolphins that segues into a lecture on proper cunnlingus technique. Yeah, that totally could have happened on the original show.

· Go Back to School with This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX (hustlerworld.com)

How can we be so confident? Well, you might just say we've seen the trailer. And with a little ingenuity (and some clicking) on your part, you, too, can be on the fast track to sci-fi porno insiderdom. (Trailer above.)

· "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody" (thesexfilesmovie.com)

· Kristina Rose is Slutwoman Trailer! (community.elegantangel.com)

Yes, Hustler is on the verge of releasing their interactive Palinpalooza, "You're Nailin' Palin!" Not only do you get to see Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann getting done POV-style...you also get the chance to control the action, and see it all unfold whichever way you like best. Also, Alexis Texas joins the fun as Miss California—a detail that probably would have been a lot more interesting had this come out, say, three or four months ago, back when we actually still (sorta) cared about Miss Carrie Prejean.

But you don't have to take our word for it: check out Hustler's trailer for the porntastic accomplishment, above.

· You're Nailin' Palin: Interactive! (hustlerworld.com)

The altqueerpornographer has a list of hot picks for lady lovin' ladies (many of which have appeared on Fleshbot as top picks, too).

But wait, that's not all! Courtney isn't just recommending hot queer porn—she's also making quite a bit of it, with her latest release, "Speakeasy," debuting tomorrow night in Atlanta. If you happen to be in the area, you—yes, you!—could be a part of this momentous occasion.

It's all going down September 22 (that's tomorrow) at 8pm at Bellissima (560 Amsterdam Ave., 30306). And we hear that, in addition to screening "Speakeasy," Courtney will also be showing clips from her previous films "Roulette" and "Nostalgia." Quel magnifique!

· Hot 'n' Heavy (curvemag.com)
· East Coast Premiere of "Speakeasy" (facebook.com)
· Image of Syd Blakovich and Madison Young from "Nostalgia" (courtneytrouble.com)