We don't know about you, but we can definitely see why this girl was the champion of that first season ANTM. She's clearly someone who has what it takes to get to the top.

· Adrianne Curry's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Photos of Adrianne Curry (egotastic.com)

And unlike those on Twitter who felt that this picture was reason to lambast Ms. McCain a "slut," we think the picture was perfectly appropriate. Heck, we'd think it was inappropriate if Meghan didn't choose to rock the cleavage from time to time (especially when she's at home relaxing).

Meghan, we may not agree with you all the time—but we're totally willing to defend to the death your right to wear flattering outfits that show off your figure. That's just the kind of patriots we are.

· Meghan McCain's TwitPic (twitpic.com)

But then, after all that glorious success, Adrianne just, well, kinda fell off our radar. We're not sure why—we just sorta stopped paying attention to her. Apparently, she noticed.

In what we can only assume is a ploy to make us love her again, Adrianne's started posting sexy pictures to her Twitter account. First there was this implied topless shot, now these very cleavagetastic bikini photos. We know it's a cheap, obvious ploy...but we can't help it, we kinda love it. Adrianne, keep the photos coming—and if you want to feature any nudes ever again, well, you know where you can send them.

· Adrianne Curry (taxidrivermovie.com)

Or, to put it bluntly: they wind up like the rest of us. (Well, except that Adrianne has posed for Playboy, and a lot of people know who she is.)

· Adrianne Curry Topless on Twitter (egotastic.com)

Normally we would refrain from showing you the back cover of a porn DVD (because, you know, who cares?), but the sample tweets on this thing are just priceless.

(All jokes aside, the cast of this is pretty fantastic. Oh Lexi Belle, the things we would tweet for you...)

· Buy "Pornstar Tweet" (gamelink.com)
· "Pornstar Tweet" (pureplaymedia.com)

We can only imagine what his character might be? The Cheshire Cat? The Mad Hatter? Someone find out for us, we're dying to know.

· Sasha's Tweet (twitter.com)
· Sasha Grey as Malice (yfrog.com)

From what we've pieced together over Twitter, "LA Pink" (yes, a porno "LA Ink") stars Misti Dawn, Draven, Andy San Dimas, Coco Velvet, and Joanna Angel, who gets DPed by James Deen and Sean Michaels.

Can you smell our excitement? It smells like tattoo ink and pussy (and also the slightest hint of chocolate, for some reason).

· On The Set: BurningAngel's 'L.A. Pink' (avn.com)
· Joanna Angel's Twitter (twitter.com)
· James Deen's Twitter (twitter.com)

What's the occasion? Preparation for Belladonna's "Party of Feet," a foot fetish film being shot tomorrow (the stars are getting pedicures together today). We have no idea what the plot is (our initial guess was a foot-themed "Party of Five" parody, but we think we may have missed the mark)—but with a cast this enthralling...it has to be good.

Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane have been twittering up a storm about the pedicure party. And though we know they're not actually shooting until tomorrow, well—with a group of women this sexy in a room together, can you blame us for keeping watch on their tweets... just in case?

· Bobbi Starr's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Kimberly Kane's Twitter (twitter.com)

In the words of Cassie herself:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

We couldn't have put it better ourselves (though we might have eschewed the all caps effect).

Now let's all enjoy these lovely pictures, and thank the heavens that celebrities enjoy using their digital cameras for topless purposes (you know, just like everyone else).

· Cassie Hacked/Leaked Topless Photos (taxidrivermovie.com)
· Cassie's Twitter (twitter.com)

Nikki Benz, Britney Stevens, Lexi Belle, Natasha Nice, Tiffany Tyler, Tara Lynn Foxx, Eric John and Wolf Hudson—or should we say @nikkibenz, @xbritneystevens, @omgitslexi, @natasha_nice, @xxxtiffanytyler, @taralynnfoxx, @eric_john, and @wolfhudson?—have all been cast in this no doubt epic, erotic experiment. Will they be featured bootytweeting each other or talking in twitspeak? Will everyone come in 140 characters or less.... and then post the details of their exploits to Twitter? We have no idea—but we're sure we'll find out over the coming months.

· Nikki Benz, Lexi Belle, and More Tapped for Tweet Porn Movie (avn.com)
· Thumbnail star: @natasha_nice, Twitter pornstar

Unfortunately, AVN's writeup of the project is pretty scant on the details (like, who will be in the movie, or what a "Twitter porn" actually is), though we do know that this obviously momentous project will be on sale this June at Erotica LA (which, FYI, NaughtyTweet is sponsoring). We're not going to lie here: we're kinda terrified by the prospect. Okay, and maybe also a little turned on. But most terrified. Seriously, WTF?

· Naughty Tweet and Immoral Productions Team for Porn Star Tweet Movie (avn.com)
· Thumbnail star: Tweeting pornstar Audrey Bitoni (thirdmovies.com)

· Stoya's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Oddly, many of the stars who were suspended (including @AvaRoseXXX, @NikkiBenz , @TheJessicaDrake, @DanaDeArmond, and @FlowerTucci) don't actually post pictures of the XXX sort (the things we've seen are mostly PG-13 R-rated at best); apparently, their reputations were enough to raise Twitter's ire. Given the enthusiasm that many pornstars have shown for TwitPic, it's unfortunate to see that the feeling isn't mutual.

But fear not—all is not may not be lost! On the other end of the internet, some enterprising souls have created PinkTweet, a self-described "Twitter, but for porn." True, it only seems to have about six users at present, but we're sure it'll fare far, far better than X-Digg, TheXXXSpace, Sin2.0, SocialPorn, or any of the countless other "like this popular site, but for porn!" startups that we've seen.

· Twitter Lays The Smack Down on Some Porn Stars (lukeford.com)
· PinkTweet (pinktweet.com)
· Thumbnail: hot photo from Ava Rose's now banned TwitPic account

Also featured in the set of photos she posted to twitpic are her co-stars in the scene: CJ Wright, Rocco Reed, Osa Lovely and Brynn Tyler. She also generously let us peek at some sexy pictures from a shoot she did clad in lacy black lingerie.

· Sinnamon Love's Twitter (twitter.com)

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Not that we'd expect any less from the wondrous Sasha Grey. She's a professional, people!

· Sasha Grey's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Nicki Hunter's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Sasha on TwitPic: blowjob, reverse cowgirl, and shower scene