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Lucy Lawless In The Flesh In "Spartacus: Blood And Sand"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Over the summer, we reported that Lucy Lawless's first ever nude scene would appear in Starz's "Spartacus." Well, kids, we weren't lying. Above, a clip of Ms. Lawless, looking very lovely, in episode two of the upcoming series.

And it looks like Lucy isn't the only one to show some skin in this series, either. We don't know about you, but we're going to be signing up for Starz post haste.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)

Christiana Capotondi Brings HIstory To (Naked) Life In "Sisi"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

It's been a while since our last good erotihistoridrama ("Desperate Romantics," why have you forsaken us?). Luckily, Germany appears to be picking up the slack with "Sisi," a look at the life of Austrian emperor Franz Joseph.

· "Sisi" (imdb.com)
· Christiana Capotondi in "Sisi" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Renai Caruso Gets "Satisfaction" (And A Screaming Orgasm, Too)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

For reasons we've yet to determine, recent years have resulted in a rash of sex worker-focused entertainment: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl," "The Girlfriend Experience," and, as we discovered today, Australia's "Satisfaction."

We'll have to get back to you on what it is about the aughts that's led to this explosion in sex work cinema (and TV shows); but, uh, as long as these shows depict women as enthusiastic about their careers as Ms. Caruso appears to be...well, we'll have no qualms about seeing more (and more, and more) of them.

· "Satisfaction" (imdb.com)
· Renai Caruso in "Satisfaction" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

"Masters Of Horror" Presents: The Terribly Bountiful Rack

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

Just kidding. This episode is called "Right to Die," and it's got burning flesh and gross stuff. But for one beautiful scene, it's all about hot tubs and boobs.

You see, in this story, Julia Anderson and her husband wreck the car, and while the hubby walks away unscathed, Julia is mangled and burnt, although still alive. So while her husband dilly-dallies in his decision to pull her plug or prolong her suffering, she haunts the crap out of him. Anyway, none of this important. If you happen to see her breast melt during the last couple seconds, don't worry. Just forget it.

· "Masters of Horror" Right to Die (2007) (imdb.com)
· Julia Anderson :: Masters Of Horror s02e09 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Brits Enhance Public Health Message Through Strategic Use Of Barely Legal Breasts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

Americans can talk until they're blue in the face about the importance of breast exams—but the Brits are the ones who've figured out a way to make the general public actually care about the topic: naked breasts.

We suspect that in its original form, this clip from the UK's "Embarrassing Illnesses" contained more health information and less music dubbed over the speaking parts...but whatever. There's still enough education going on in the visuals to get us very, very aware of these wonderful breasts—er, the importance of breast exams.

· "Embarrassing Illnesses" (bzvideoclips.net)

"Californication" Skinnydips Off Into The Sunset

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

The third season of "Californication" concluded last night, not with a bang, but with a flock of naked women swimming around a drunk, floating Hank Moody. (Yes, this is what's known as a dream sequence.)

True, it wasn't a wild night at the strip club, but at least we got one last, parting glance at Eva Amurri's rack. And as we prepare for a long, cold winter...well, at least we have that to remember the show by.

· "Californication" (sho.com)

Jenny Mollen Orgasms, "Crash"es Into An Awkward Moment

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:30:01 EST

They just keep churning out the premium-television nudity, and we just keep watching it with no idea what the context is.

But still, good for Starz for keeping it real with the orgasms. We ought to start keeping count of how many times they broadcast orgasms—separating male and female orgasms, for statistical purposes— and compare them to other channels. There's a lot of coitus interruptus and blue balls going around these days. (We're looking at you, Showtime.)

· "Crash" (starz.com)
· Jenny Mollen :: Crashs02e11 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Howard TV Offers Access To All The Pornstars You've Ever Fapped To

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:30:01 EST

Howard Stern's pornstar interviews are pretty legendary—though more for the Sybian rides than the actual interviews. And this month, you can enjoy all the uncensored pornstar goodness with Howard's "Wild & Sexy Porn Stars."

From what we hear, the hour long, uncensored special features Gina Lynn, Jenna Jameson, Tabitha Stevens, Savanna Samson, Carmen Luvana, Taylor Wane, Taryn Thomas, Charlie Laine, Renee Diaz, Andie Valentino, Sunny Leone, Joanna Angel, Bree Olson, Nevaeh & Michelle, Taylor Vixen, Dana Dearmond, AJ Morgan, Paris Gables, Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Casey Parker, Pauline James, Tera Patrick, Valentina Vaughn, Alyssah Simone, Lie Lani, Shy Love, Jessica Jaymes, Jennifer Steele, Victoria Zdrok, Desi Foxx, Elli Foxx...and more. (Yes, our heads are spinning too.)

The special premieres tomorrow on Howard TV On Demand. Not a Howard TV subscriber? Never fear: as long as you have cable, you can access the special on your regular VOD service. But don't take our word for it...just ask Gina Lynn!

· Howard TV's "Wild and Sexy Pornstars" (howard.tv)

Did Rihanna's Nipples Have A Cameo On "Saturday Night Live"?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

These days, Rihanna's breasts seem to be everywhere—so it's not that surprising to learn that they made have made a guest appearance on SNL during her...guest appearance on SNL.

Above, take a gander at a scrap of the supposed peek...and if you're dying to see it in action, we've got the episode in question below. We think the slip happens during the goodbye...happy hunting!

· Rihanna Nipples Peek on Saturday Night Live (more photos @ taxidrivermovie.com)
· Rihanna on Saturday Night Live (hulu.com)

Christina Ulloa Puts The Fornication In "Californication"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

How does Evan Handler get so much tail? Or rather, how does he continually get cast in roles where he's shtupping beautiful women? Observe: last night he added Christina Ulloa to his list of sex scene co-stars.

Man, he must have a seriously good agent.

· "Californication" (sho.com)

Topless TV (Movie) World Tour: Germany's "Kommissar Sueden Und Der Luftgitarrist"

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

Yes, we're back to Germany again. Their public television nudity is both intriguing and ubiquitous. Even cops (yes, cops!) are sliding between the sheets for some tender love making with piano accompaniment.

This made-for-TV movie follows a team of inspectors searching for missing people in Munich. We're not sure how a couple of them land in bed, but we're hoping it had something to do with the "luftgitarrist" we've been hearing so much about. (Sadly, we couldn't find any clips of naked air guitar jam sessions.)

· "Kommissar Süden und der Luftgitarrist" (2008) (imdb.com)
· Video Clips of Jeanette Hain and Olivia Pascal (NN) from Kommissar Sueden und der Luftgitarrist (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Topless TV World Tour: Marie Vinck In Belgium's "De Rodenburgs"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

TV has the power to teach us so much—and foreign TV has the power to teach us so much about foreign cultures. For instance: did you know Belgian girls like to sunbathe topless?

And that they all have big boobs, too? Well, at least the topless ones. At least that's what we're extrapolating from this clip...and lord knows, TV clips have never steered us wrong before.

· "De Rodenburgs" (imdb.com)
· Marie Vinck in "De Rodenburgs" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Genevieve O'Reilly Is Supernaturally Hot In "Spooks"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST

Those of you who know of Genevieve O'Reilly probably remember her as Mon Mothma in "Revenge of the Sith." Of course, since the Star Wars franchise is family-friendly, Mon Mothma didn't get to disrobe. That's what "Spooks" is for.

We'll be honest: we don't know much about this British series (apparently known as "MI-5" in the States); but after experiencing this brief clip, we want to know more. Which, for the record, is much higher praise than we can give "Revenge of the Sith."

· Genevieve O'Reilly in Spooks (bestpossibletaste.blogspot.com)

Watch Ellen Woglom "Crash" Into A Double Vibrator

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:30:01 EST

Even after the first bit of nudity, we were wary of that "Crash" series on Starz. But little did we know that there'd be on-screen orgasms via (suggested) double penetration. It's a funny world.

We're not 100% sure, but it looks like her man was using a Wallbangers Double Penetration Vibrator. So if you feel like playing along at home, you can... play along at home, we guess.

· "Crash" (2008) (imdb.com)
· Ellen Woglom & Tania Raymonde :: Crashs02e10 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Courtney Ford Briefly Disrobes On "Dexter"

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

What's that? You don't remember any nudity on last night's "Dexter"? Well, it was rather quick—but we've found a slomo version that'll allow you to savor each and every nanosecond of nudity.

· "Dexter" (sho.com)
· Clip via Deep At Sea Videos (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Amy Beth Hayes Has Babe-tastic Superpowers In "Misfits"

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:00:00 EST

If you've never seen the show before, here's the scoop: a freak lightning storm gave a bunch of people superpowers. Amy Beth Hayes is an 83-year old woman with the power to youth-ify herself (especially her boobs).

You've got to hand it to British television: they know what's up. You like "Heroes," right? You like breasts, right? How about steamy simulated sex? Mix all that up, say it with an accent everybody finds attractive, and that's "Misfits." Best of all, this clip doesn't include the part where Amy Beth Hayes returns to her original, aged form.

· Amy Beth Hayes :: Misfits s01e02 (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

We Just Can't Get Enough Of "Braquo" (Or Naamah Saint-Hillaire)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

Yes, it's in French, and we're not really sure what it's about—but how can we say no to a show that offers such a glorious view of a beauty like Naamah Saint-Hillaire?

The answer, of course, is that we can't. And if you can, well—you're make of much stronger material than we are, friend. Though whether or not that's to your credit...well, we'll have to figure that one out later.

· Naamah Saint-Hillaire in "Braquo" (upcomingnudescenes.net)

Jean Valjean Leaves Porn, Really Gets Things Cooking

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:01 EST

If you happen to be the kind of person who views the adult industry's male talent as more than just a life support system for a penis, then you may remember a young French stud named Jean Valjean.

You may also be wondering why Valjean—who landed AVN's Male Foreign Performer of the Year Award in 2007—hasn't been in much porn lately. Well, have we got the answer for you!

Valjean—now known as Emmanuel DelCour—abandoned the world of "Island Fever" and "Big Tit Show"s to pursue a more mainstream dream: being a (non-pornographic) actor. Also, cooking; as anyone who watched Bravo's "Chef Academy" can tell you.

On our end, we miss Jean's pornographic exploits...but we do wish Emmanuel luck, and hope he graduates from "Chef Academy" with honors.

· Chef Academy's Emmanuel DelCour is porn star Jean Valjean (belowthebelt.unzipped.net)
· Image from "Jack's Asian Adventure 2" courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

"Lingerie" Unveils The Secret Lives Of Models

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:30:00 EST

The things we miss out on by being in bed by ten: for the past few months, "Lingerie" has been a regular part of the Cinemax After Dark schedule. From what we see here, it's worth staying up for.

The lovely lady featured in this clip is Elyse Genevieve, who appeared in a scant few episodes of the show this summer. She's since moved on to other projects...but if this is the kind of performance we get from guest stars, we can't wait to see what level the regular cast rises to.

· "Lingerie" (cinemax.com)
· Clip via TV Totty (tvtotty.com)

Last Night On "Californication": Sex, Strippers, And Rick Springfield

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Everyone went a little wild on last night's "Californication" (especially Rick Springfield). Eva Amurri brought her stripper pals over for a party, boobs got revealed, threeways were had...

But if you didn't have time to watch the whole thirty minutes of goodness, well, we've got a highlights reel for you right here. Consider it the episode's abridged version (all the nakedness in just under three minutes!).

· "Californication" (sho.com)