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bibble3000: I just saw a clip of this on ... somewhere... and I feel obligated to say that Rebecca Linares scene is one the hottest of the year. For me anyway. #r... more »
stickman: I don't think I've ever heard of someone, especially a porn star being captivated by a porn movie script before. I mean seriously, a porn script? I'm ... more »
fragile: Riley STEELE rides War Machine? no warpaint? no raggery? #warmachine more »
offred: These Chick-fil-A ads are really getting subversive. #cosplay more »
offred: Is the British bra-sizing system the same as in the US? Otherwise, I can't think of anywhere I've been where it would even be plausible that the avera... more »
offred: Masturbating to Mac products is a well known phenomenon. Why do you think they all used to be white? #amateur more »
FrankN.Stein: Good thing is - Heroes won't last forever and I don't see a major career for her afterwards - which means, giving the willingness to pose for sexy pho... more »
bmonkey: Any instructional videos out there on chopstick nipple teasing? #asian more »
bmonkey: "Yes, Mr. Bond, you're eyes don't deceive you...there are four of me you have to deal with..." #babes more »
Crystal_Mountain: "She's masturbating to footage from the last Macworld conference." That makes her a hipster, but she's still ridiculously hot, so I'll overlook that.... more »

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Welcome To "Sex Rehab," Penny Flame
When we first learned that Crush Object Penny Flame had checked into Dr. Drew's "Sex Rehab," we were stunned—and when she retired from porn not long after, we didn't know what to think. More »
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Topless TV World Tour: Rebecca Night In The UK's "Fanny Hill"
Some might think of erotic fiction as a modern invention: 1748's "Fanny Hill" proves those uneducated bastards wrong. But though the book was born in the 1700s, the technology of modern times was what helped it reach its full potential. More »
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"Californication" Gets Busy In The Hizzay (Also In The Strip Club)
Eva Amurri may not have disrobed last night—but that doesn't mean that there was a lack of action (or boobs). More »
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Sex And Death With "Dexter"

How is it that a show about a serial killer gives us one of the best female orgasms on American TV? We couldn't begin to guess...but we will happily watch Courtney Ford in ecstasy all day long. More »
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Savanna Samson Bonds With "30 Rock"
Apparently, Tracy Morgan likes Savanna Samson. Like, really likes her. More »
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In Ironic Twist, "30 Rock" Parodies Porn
Pornographers may think that they hold the keys to the parody kingdom—but "30 Rock" has proven that it's a game that two can play. Last night, Liz found herself scripting a porno version of her own life. More »
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Topless TV World Tour: Kim Poirier In Canada's "Paradise Falls"
Here in the States, our northern neighbor Canada tends to get written off as "America Jr." But we know there's so much more to the land of the maple leaf than just being north of the U.S. of A. More »
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All Flush Faced And Dow-y Eyed
For those of you who missed it last night: Stephen Colbert gets sexy with the Dow Jones. Oh baby. (hulu.com)
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Topless TV World Tour: Lucia Mastrantone In Australia's "Tangle"
Australia, the land of contradictions: prostitution is legal, but making porn isn't. Cursing and nudity are totally fine for primetime TV...but bringing anything triple-X into the nation is a big no-no. We keep trying to understand... More »
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Topless TV World Tour: France's "Braquo"
Well, after a brief jaunt to Germany, the topless TV world tour has returned once again to, yes, France. What can we say? The country knows its nudes! More »
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Ruby Reds Sets Record For Biggest UK Gangbang
Last month we alerted you that British redhead Ruby Reds was going to attempt to set a record for the largest recorded UK gangbang. Well, after 5 hours, 45 men, and 105 sexings, Ruby has, in fact, achieved her goal. More »
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Hayden Panettiere's Lesbian Lip Lock: The Video Version
Last week, we discovered that "Heroes" was going girl on girl with a kiss between Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima. We didn't end up watching "Heroes" (we were busy!)—but we did find footage of the kiss on Hulu. More »
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Sit Back, Relax, And Watch "Dexter"
Lest you think that the breasts of "Dexter" are all served with a side of murder, last night proved that the serial killer drama knows other ways to unwind. Like, for instance, a nice sensual massage. More »
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Topless TV World Tour: Germany's "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"
At long last, and after many boobs, our topless TV world tour has finally left France, venturing across the country's eastern border and into Germany—and just in time for the premiere of "Schatten der Gerechtigkeit"! More »
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"Crash" Into A Topless Sex Scene On Starz
We've seen signs all around town advertising Starz's "Crash," so last night we figured we should probably check the show out. So we did! And not a moment too soon, either: our curiosity was rewarded with some very lovely toplessness. More »
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"Bored To Death"...But Aroused By The Boobs

Much as we want to like it, "Bored to Death" hasn't impressed us so far (it's definitely no "Hung."). Perhaps that's why they pulled out the big guns last night—and by "big guns," we mean gratuitous nudity. More »
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Topless TV World Tour: France's "Un Petit Mensonge"
There are so many breasts on French television, the citizens are actually shocked when a woman makes it through an episode fully clothed (or so we assume). Julie Judd does not disappoint the masses. More »
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"So You Think You Can Dance" Turns Into "So You Think You Can Flash"

Did one of the contestants on "So You Think You Can Dance" accidentally flash the world her ladybits? We're normally dubious about claims like these—but this one looks like it might actually be true. What say you, readers? More »
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I See Your Topless Dexter Clip And Raise You One Entourage Sex Scene
So it seems that HBO has upped the ante with this hot—and hysterical—topless sex scene from Entourage, which has been bringing the goods for a while now. More »
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Dexter Brings Us Boobs, Blood
A little while back, we got a tip that Showtime would up the nudity factor this season. Last night's episode of Dexter was no disappointment. We have the proof, just in case you missed it. More »
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"Wuthering Heights": Love, Revenge, And Boobs
"Wuthering Heights": a classic tale of thwarted love, revenge, and—at least in this British miniseries adaptation—Rosalind Halstead's exposed breast. If we'd been able to watch this during high school, we might have made it through the book. More »
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Sneak Peek: Kristine Blackport In "Californication"'s Season Premiere

We know what you're thinking: "Californication" doesn't start until September 27. How could we possibly have grabbed the nudie bits from the first episode when it hasn't even aired yet? Sometimes the internet works in mysterious ways. More »
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Showtime To Get A Lot More Naked This Fall
The weather may be getting colder—but instead of bundling up for the winter, Showtime's just starting to show some skin. In addition to Eva Amurri (and others!) stripping down on "Californication," we're also hearing rumors of nudity on "Dexter." More »
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Behind The Curtain: The "Secret Lives" Of "Women Of Erotica"
Last night, WE (the TV channel, not us) took a trip to Porn Valley, taking an indepth look at the lives of four women who work in the adult industry: Skye Blue, Shy Love, Gianna Lynn, and Kenzie Marie. More »
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Eva Amurri To Get Californicated
Last month, we heard a rumor that Eva Amurri would be showing some skin on this season of "Californication." Well, sometimes rumors really do come true: preview shots have hit the internet, and Eva's looking very naked. More »
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WE Peers Into The "Secret Lives" Of "Women Of Erotica"
Tomorrow night, Lady TV network WE will take another long, hard, penetrating look at the "Secret Lives" of "Women of Erotica' (who are somehow different from pornstars, we guess?). More »
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Rebecca Creskoff And Alanna Ubach Give Us More Honey On "Hung"

Last night, "Hung" reached the, ahem, climax of its premiere season—and we have to say, it went out with a bang. Both Rebecca Creskoff and Alanna Ubach disrobed...and there was some sweet, sweet honey in the mix, too. More »
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"X Femmes": Committed To Turning You On
Due to its Frenchness, much about TV series "X Femmes" has remained a mystery to us: we're not sure what it's about, or when it airs, or who's behind it. But one thing is perfectly clear: it's really fucking hot. More »
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Morgane Maisonnueve Puts Her Full Frontal Forward In "La Dame De Monsoreau"
French miniseries "La Dame de Monsoreau" ended after only two 90 minute episodes. To our American ears, that sounds like a brief run. But having watched this clip, we suspect it was an attempt to prevent hotness overload. More »
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Sophie Reade Wins "Big Brother"—And We Ogle Her Lovely Boobs
Last Friday, busty babe and reality TV star Sophie Reade achieved victory on the tenth season of the UK's "Big Brother." As a result, she's £70,000 richer—and we stop pretending we actually care about "Big Brother." More »
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Topless TV World Tour: Lea Drucker In France's "Suite Noire"
Yes, the topless TV world tour is still stuck in France. Why, you ask? Well, because with boobs like these...it was pretty hard to get up any motivation to leave. More »
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Topless TV World Tour: Claire Keim In France's "Eternelle"
Now that British erotihistoridrama "Desperate Romantics" has drawn to a close, we've found ourselves wondering what TV boobs look like in other parts of the world. We've seen some of the boobs of Australia—but what about other countries? More »
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"Hung"'s Bottomless Jane Of The Moment: Rebecca Creskoff

Well, that seals it: "Hung" is officially our favorite source of TV nudity. In addition to reliably supplying us with celebrity boob, they've now gone the extra mile, with last night's proof that, yes, Rebecca Creskoff is a natural redhead. More »
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"Desperate Romantics" Bids Us Adieu With A Long, Tender Gaze At Amy Manson's Goods
The wonderful thing about BBC dramas? The boobs (also, lines like, "Let me take a piss first and then I'll satisfy you, you cock-hungry jezebel."). The sad thing? They're a mere 6 episodes per series. More »
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"Entourage" Features Niki Huey And Her, Uh, Entourage
With all the excitement over this week's episode of "Hung" giving us a two-for-one deal on celebrity toplessness, we kinda forgot to tune into "Entourage." It's a mistake we won't be repeating. More »
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Conan Does Vivid
Last night, Conan O'Brien paid a visit to his across the street neighbors: Vivid HQ. Choco tacos were had by all, and hilarity ensued (assuming you find Conan's brand of humor to be hilarious, at least).
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"Desperate Romantics": A Redophile's Delight
The BBC's "Desperate Romantics" isn't just a historical drama bent on disrobing every young British actress to cross its path (while teaching us a bit about art history, too). It's also a love song to topless redheads everywhere. More »
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"Hung" Offers A Topless Doubleheader

Last night's "Hung" offered two unveilings for the price of one, with both jane of the moment Lauren Weedman and ladypimp Jane Adams giving us a glimpse of the goods. We're left wondering: how will they top this next week? More »
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"The Beautiful Life" Teases With Barely There Ads
Is the CW feeling threatened by all the bare skin on premium cable? That's the only explanation we can come up with for these next-to-naked ads. If only they were an indication of what actually happens on the show. More »
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Will This Season Of "Californication" Give Us Something To Talk About?
Though they may not know it, HBO and Showtime are perpetually locked in a battle over who can show the most celebrity boob—and right now, HBO is winning. More »

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