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    ChokeHerGently: Two words. EVA FUCKING AMURRI! more »
    ChokeHerGently: Sad? Just a pretender to Penny Flame's throne. I saw some of her Shane's World movies, Pool Party, and Girl Next Door were the only hot ones. She kept... more »
    FrankN.Stein: I guess you have made it from porn-starlet to porn-star when you ger hired for an audience that explicitly won't want to see you having sex. more »
    heterophobic: Reverse cowgirl is awesome. My wife and I both love it. She can play with my balls, I can play with her ass, and she gets to do all the work! lol. more »
    Super_fly: i keep thinking penny flame retired. did she or didnt she? more »
    squeezyface: But now she's out of the business!? I don't know whether to be happy or sad. more »
    squeezyface: Thanks Lux. I have a new crush object and a name to go with her. more »
    bmonkey: Really, I like Fuji apples better, but that's a minor quibble, I think... more »
    bmonkey: Yay! My house has tiled floors, too; does FG make housecalls, by chance? more »
    pbr999001: I'm with Lux on this one. (Boy, that Xtube site stinks). more »
    inverts: Oh Christ. She's gorgeous enough, but the hair! Over the top for me, wow. fapfapfap more »
    squeezyface: But, but...I just discovered her...:( more »
    inverts: I want to like naked Courtney Love, I really do. It just feels like all kinds of wrong. more »
    inverts: Those are nice pictures, but she seems to be the kind of person who would be way too skinny if you met them in real life. Still, #3 is a keeper. more »
    inverts: I'm suddenly hungry for pie. more »
  • #websites

    Look At This Hipster Fucking Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

    Since the primary purposes of the internet seem to be finding porn and making fun of people, it seems rather fitting that Look At This Fucking Hipster would ultimately inspire Look At This Hipster Fucking. More »
  • #photography

    On Cumshots, Cunnilingus, And Man Ass (Much To Your Chagrin)

    We're constantly getting complaints constructive criticism around here for neglecting to post erotic material aimed specifically at heterosexual women—this despite the fact that there are at least two of them on our masthead who are responsible for much of our content, and we like to think that a lot of what we post is of interest to anyone who appreciates teh sexy anyway. But why quibble? Instead, let's just move ahead and share with you this gorgeous if curiously titled Tumblr which features dozens of photos of straight couples going at it by some of the world's most celebrated erotic photographers—and which unlike many similar picdump blogs doesn't skimp when it comes to showing off teh cock or teh manbutt (not to mention teh pussy eating and teh oral cumshots). We hope this goes some way towards making some of our more vocal critics happy today. It's sure bringing a smile to our face. More »
  • #tehinternets