Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

· A Very Kleio Christmas (burningangel.com)

Yes, porn veterans like Justine Joli, Madison Young, Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Dallas Fivestar, and Dylan Ryan can be found alongside a cast of newcomers (or at least Justine, Madison, Syd, and Jiz can—at the time of review, only two videos were posted to the site). A stunning cast indeed; but what makes JuicyPinkBox different from other queer porn mainstays like, say, the Crash Pad Series or Reel Queer Productions?

Jincey's said in interviews that she wants to fill a perceived void in lesbian pornography, creating "lesbian pornography that is real but glamorous and cinematic." From what we've seen, she's certainly succeeded in creating something different.

JuicyPinkBox is perhaps best compared to someone like Andrew Blake. There's a very heavy emphasis on art here, with lushly made up models in exquisite outfits rendered in the raw, grainy look of film. Extreme close ups of genitals and penetration are replaced with quick cuts of faces mid-moan and abstract shots hinting at the action. In Jiz and Madison's scene, not a single shot of penetration, or even pussy, is shown—though judging by the fevered look on Jiz's face, a good time was had by all.

Another thing that sets JPB apart from a sea of porno competitors is their apparent belief that brevity is sexy: in an environment where the twenty minute sex scene is seen as standard, JPB offers up bite size boinking in segments under ten minutes. Episode One of Taxi clocks in at 6:44, Episode Two is a slightly beefier 8:23 (though if we're being honest here, we should subtract a full minute from those counts for the extended end credits. No, we don't understand it either).

The staff of JPB has promised weekly video updates, alternating between episodes of "Taxi, "Confessions" (a series of, uh, pornstars confessing), and behind the scenes clips—all of which will contain pornographic content (hopefully some more hardcore than what we've already seen). Additionally, the site promises a new erotic story every week. However, a mere one video and story per week, with not much backlog, makes it seem hard to justify the $25/month membership fee. For now, the Crash Pad seems like a safer bet—especially if you're of the opinion that porn is best with a little (or a lot) of visible penetration.

(While you're making your decision, here's the trailer for "Taxi.")

· Juicy Pink Box (juicypinkbox.com)

Fortunately, Hustler's happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter "This Ain't 90210 XXX," a sexier spin on the lives of those crazy kids from Beverly Hills. Now if they could just manage to include AnnaLynne McCord's nipple...we'd be all set.

· The Peach Pit Gang Is BACK! (hustlerworld.com)

Featuring a team of scantily clad, sexed up supermen and women, "Power Girls" offers the geekery (and cheesy effects) of your favorite comic books, mixed with the hardcore sexy (and cheesy effects) of your favorite porn. Really, people—could you ask for much more?

If you're feeling in need of some extra convincing, take a peek at this preview of episode 2, in which Rush (Lolly Badcock) and Bedbug (Clarke Kent) team up to defeat a horde of red robots...and then team up to, well, you know. Superheroes haven't been this sexy since Joel Schumacher put nipples on Batman.

· Power Girls (televisionx.com)

That said, Hustler's dive into the erotic paranormal (or paranormally erotic?) does look compelling...we can only hope that someone ends up doing it with ghost somewhere along the line. (Think we'll get our wish?

· Sneak Peek: "This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" (hustlerworld.com)

The film won't be available until November 23rd—but Courtney's made a pretty sweet preview gallery available to us right here, right now. Take a peek at the hottest queers of the southern states (as well as Dylan Ryan, Trouble, Trucker Cash, and Pepper Sox, who all came along for the ride).

· Courtney Trouble (courtneytrouble.com)
· Good Releasing (goodreleasing.com)

Catalina White, Maxim model/WWE wrestler, will be appearing in the Shane's World release "Model American Tour" November 17th. We're actually pretty into this one. As you can tell from the trailer, Catalina seems really game for anything, and we'd like to see everything. Yes, it's another (minor) celebrity sex tape, but there's hope! Maybe this will break down sex tape taboos, and celebrities can stop acting so coy in their own home movies.

· Shane's World to Release Maxim Model's 'Sex Tape' (business.avn.com)
· Trailer via Catalina White Sex Tape! (catalinawhite.com)

No need to drum up all this scandal and drama about your "stolen" sex tape. If you'd just admitted that hey, you like doing it, and you think the rest of the world should watch you in action, we wouldn't think any less of you. In fact, we'd probably think more of you for having the guts to stand up and say, "Hey world, I like banging! On camera, even!"

· Vivid (vivid.com)

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Previously: Shauna Sand in Fight with Vivid Over Sex Tape

· Buy "Pure" (evilangeldirect.com)

How can we be so confident? Well, you might just say we've seen the trailer. And with a little ingenuity (and some clicking) on your part, you, too, can be on the fast track to sci-fi porno insiderdom. (Trailer above.)

· "The Sex Files - A Dark XXX Parody" (thesexfilesmovie.com)

· Kristina Rose is Slutwoman Trailer! (community.elegantangel.com)

Yes, Hustler is on the verge of releasing their interactive Palinpalooza, "You're Nailin' Palin!" Not only do you get to see Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann getting done POV-style...you also get the chance to control the action, and see it all unfold whichever way you like best. Also, Alexis Texas joins the fun as Miss California—a detail that probably would have been a lot more interesting had this come out, say, three or four months ago, back when we actually still (sorta) cared about Miss Carrie Prejean.

But you don't have to take our word for it: check out Hustler's trailer for the porntastic accomplishment, above.

· You're Nailin' Palin: Interactive! (hustlerworld.com)

The altqueerpornographer has a list of hot picks for lady lovin' ladies (many of which have appeared on Fleshbot as top picks, too).

But wait, that's not all! Courtney isn't just recommending hot queer porn—she's also making quite a bit of it, with her latest release, "Speakeasy," debuting tomorrow night in Atlanta. If you happen to be in the area, you—yes, you!—could be a part of this momentous occasion.

It's all going down September 22 (that's tomorrow) at 8pm at Bellissima (560 Amsterdam Ave., 30306). And we hear that, in addition to screening "Speakeasy," Courtney will also be showing clips from her previous films "Roulette" and "Nostalgia." Quel magnifique!

· Hot 'n' Heavy (curvemag.com)
· East Coast Premiere of "Speakeasy" (facebook.com)
· Image of Syd Blakovich and Madison Young from "Nostalgia" (courtneytrouble.com)

And though the nonstop onslaught of "This Ain't"s and "Not The"s has made us a bit weary, this is one XXX parody we can still get it up for, namely because a) it actually makes sense, and b) the Burning Angel crew probably would have pulled this one together even if Will Ryder had never managed to pen "Not The" anything. Oh, and there's also our longstanding fascination with Joanna Angel and Kat Von D making sweet, sweet love—and while this isn't exactly that, it's probably the closest we'll ever get (outside of our nightly fantasies, anyway).

Need more persuasion? Check out the trailer below...and the head over to the "LA Pink" website for a whole slew of preview galleries.

· "LA Pink" (loads more photos @ lapinkxxx.com)

Short of that, though, we're pleased to see that photographer Rankin has chosen to celebrate Heidi in an upcoming photo book, "Heidilicious." Though it won't be out until next month, you can catch a sneak peek in the trailer above. Short of our aforementioned museum idea, we can't think of a better celebration of Heidi's beauty (unless maybe it were also a scratch and sniff book?).

· Buy "Rankin's Heidilicious" (amazon.com)
· Heidi Klum shoot with Rankin (youtube.com, via nudography.com)

While it's not the steamiest celebrity kiss on the block it is still two hot girls pressing their mouths together—and that's good enough for us.

· "Jennifer's Body": Kiss and Make Up (traileraddict.com, via egotastic.com)

Above is the trailer for "Stone," an upcoming prison thriller featuring Edward Norton, Robert DeNiro, and MIlla Jovovich's breasts MIlla Jovovich. It remains to be seen whether the movie will sink or swim—but any way you slice it, at least we'll get to see Milla Jovovich topless on the big screen.

· Milla Jovovich nude in Stone (nudography.com)

Shy Love, Skye Blue, Gianna Lynn, and Kenzi Marie make up the cast of this episode of "Secret Lives." Based on our previous experiences with the series, we're guessing this'll be worth a watch—but tune into WE tomorrow night to see for yourself (and check back here on Wednesday for our take on the show). For a taste of what you'll be seeing, we've got a teaser clip from Shy Love's segment below.

· "Secret Lives of Women: Women of Erotica" (wetv.com)

And though we're probably pressing our luck here, we've go our fingers crossed that the film's full of big money, no whammies, and sweet, sweet Sasha Grey. (At least we know we got our wish on the last one.)

· It's Time For America's Newest and Sexiest Gameshow, Puckered Up! (hustlerworld.com)

But you don't have to take our word it: the trailer, above, should be more than enough to convince you that Eva is back with a vengeance.

· Eva Angelina in "Evalutionary" (elegantangel.com)