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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#parody
Seinfeld Porn Teaser Hits The Internets
Will New Sensations be able to nail the Seinfeld vibe in "Seinfeld - A XXX Parody"? From the looks of this just released teaser, yes. Will they be able to make it sexy? The jury's still out on that one. -
#anticipation
The Official "Not The Cosby Show XXX" Trailer
The more we see of "Not The Cosby Show XXX," the more we love it. The release by Hustler Video is scheduled for June 2nd, and we're nearly dying of anticipation. More » -
#hype
"Miss March": The Silly, Sexy Comedy We've Been Waiting For
This trailer is the first we're hearing about this "Miss March" movie, but we're actually pretty excited to see it—and not just because it has boobs in it (though that helps a lot). More » -
#hype
"Pirates II" Trailer Hits Internet; Movie Still At Large
Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for "Pirates II"? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn't totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone's AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there's bound to be at least one scene that'll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we're sure "Pirates II" will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump. More » -
#altporn
Cum On Their Tattoos (But Not On Their Books)
Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angelhas ordered us to tell youwould like you to know that (1) she and some of her Burning Angels (as well as superstar photo mistress The Lovely Brenda) will be signing copies of their new book in Manhattan and Paramus, New Jersey today and tomorrow, and (2) the fourth installment of "Cum On My Tattoo" was released this week. Just don't get those two things confused, because we'e pretty sure that cumming on the pages of a nice coffee table book featuring hundreds of photos of hot babes with tattoos will lead to nothing but heartbreak. (xbiz.com + burningmerch.com; order "Burning Angel: The Book" @ Amazon) -
#pornstars
Say Hello (Again) To Stoya
We're jaded enough in our jobs not to get too excited when we receive a press release from a porn company announcing that that they've just signed so-and-so to an exclusive contract: after all, it's often a starlet we've seen somewhere else before already, and that whole "exclusive contract" thing is usually just an example of silly marketing hype anyway. Unless, of course, the studio is Digital Playground, where the term "exclusive contract" still means something ... and where the girls are as noteworthy as alt porn princess Stoya here, who we don't mind having seen before in Vivid Alt's "Man's Ruin" and "Debbie Loves Dallas" since she is that hot. And would you be able to stay jaded knowing that Stoya recently made her boy-girl scene debut for the company in "Jack's P.O.V. 9"? Didn't think so. More »








