Fleshbot 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #straight more comments → PorkPie: Whatever, like Grammy's have ever been worth a shite. They lost all credibility when Jethro Tull won Best Metal Album. more » jp182: wow, she does look even better. I'm still not a fan of her boob jobs. But shots 6 and 7 make me want to change my mind. more » the_weekend: This is the most compelling ad I've ever seen from PETA, both in terms of imagery and message (of course my dog was an adopted shelter mutt so I may b... more » Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: I know a guy at my gym...dead ringer for Tiger. Should I stop him and ask if he's busy? more » cand86: I beta reviewed this site, too, and my thoughts were pretty much the same- gorgeous but short and not-as-hardcore-as-I'd-have-liked videos of a couple... more » piggythewonderdog: Anytime there's a celebrity sex scandal or sex tape, Vivid is there. It's become now a cultural standard that Big Sex Scandal = Vivid $1M porn offer.... more » hoffmanbike: this is an add for the independent suspension on the Nissan pathfinder, i believe it was aired in Australia 3 or 4 years ago. it's also among my favo... more » hoffmanbike: never mind the flaw in the ad itself, peta doesn't support the adopting of animals, it prefers to kill them rather than offer them for adoption. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Vivid's starting to go beyond annoying me straight into pissing me off. more » bibble3000: ....they look like Grammys more » Beaker: "My mom's postnatal photos are better than your mom's. Oh yeah? Yeah ... Wow, they are!" more » Beaker: "...those dwarves had better let me rest ... I need my beauty sleep ... and besides, I am so over that fetish..." more » Beaker: "This guy behind me thinks my dress is too low-cut. Doesn't he know that I got these awards for the double nipple slip that is about to happen?" more » Beaker: Well, that secret is out. Along with all of the rest of her! more » Conrad: If only it was that easy. My job would be a breeze. more » -
#fleshbotrequests
Messin' Around: Because Getting Dirty Is Sexy In More Ways Than One
Sex is messy business: with all those lubricants and body fluids mixing together and sloshing all over the place, it's hard to get through a good fuck session without getting all sticky. (And if you do manage to do that, we'd say that you might not be having that good a time.) So why not just accept the fact that messy is sexy and go with it? We certainly didn't mind fulfilling MrFuzzyPants's request, after all: whether they're covered in cum, paint, food, or something else entirely, we love those girls who aren't afraid to get a little dirty. So put those paper towels away and join us after the jump.
