In addition to the dark hair, darker eyes and spectacular rack necessary to conquer the topless universe, this Welsh babe has got a little something else: Dedication. She may wish that those eyes got more attention (hey, we look at those too! Sometimes ...) she understands what's really at stake. "I've got a responsibility to these breasts," she says. "I can't let them down!" What a remarkable inspiration for us all.

· Seren Heaven! (more video + gallery @ zooweekly.co.uk; also seen @ boobieblog.com)

Previously: Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My

First, there's Sophie who seems to change haircolor every time takes off her bra. (That's a lot.) We're not sure how we feel about the the blondish version, but this rather sizeable gallery give us plenty of time to think about it. We definitely miss the color in Keeley's classy, black and white snaps, but we suppose a little dramatic flair isn't so bad—especially when you're sweaty and topless. Finally, we'd like to apologize to our allies on behalf of American Curves magazines, which put the completely British curves of Lucy Pinder on its cover. As much as we would love to claim her as one of own and would definitely vouch for her character should she seek US citizenship, we respect all international treaties and will not try to colonize her hooters. (Maybe send just a little bit of foreign aid?)

Oh, and since you were so polite during the rest of this post ... here you go.

Don't say we never did anything for you (or Gemma.)

· Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazell + Lucy Pinder And Friends (dailypoa.com)
· Gemma Atkinson Maxim Magazine Pictures (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Kayleigh Pearson and Tanya Robinson Topless Together (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Lucy And Michelle Together Again, For The First Time

· "Sophie Howard & Rhian Sugden On A Topless Holiday" (boobieblog.com; also spotted @ sexypix.thumblogger.com)
· Nuts.co.uk (nuts.co.uk)

Previously: Zoo Weekly Shows You The Motion Of The Ocean, This Week In Lad Mags: As Real As It Gets, This Week In Latin Lad Mags: How The Southern Half Lives

· ZOOWATCH - The Video! + ZOO Superbabes in Ibiza! (zooweekly.co.uk)

· Keeley Hazell in "Cashback" (break.com, via zooweekly.co.uk)

Previously: Equal Time For Keeley Hazell

Of course, we would never begrudge Lucy Pinder and her video tribute courtesy of Unibrow or Uber or whatever they're calling themselves, but we're pretty sure that most of you were thinking what we were thinking as we checked out the goods on that post: What about Keeley? Yes, Keeley Hazell has not been seen much around these parts lately, but that doesn't mean that we've forgotten about the First Lady of Totty. She is almost single double-handedly responsible for our ongoing obsession with the entire lad mag industry, so it's only fair that she receive the same loving respect as Lucy. Plus, we know we're playing with "this video is no longer available" fire by embedding this particular clip, but ... more boobs on YouTube! Get 'em while they're hot!

· "Behind These Hazell Thighs: Top 10 Video Tribute To Keeley Hazell" (uber.com, video @ YouTube)

Previously: Lucy Pinder's Video Boob-O-Rama

It's no secret that we like Lucy Pinder ... a lot. But even we haven't taken the time to compile a ten video tribute to the big-boobed bombshell that simply revels in all her well-endowed glory. It's a wonder why we haven't though, since the only thing better than looking at her ubiquitous lad mag photos is seeing those wonderful cans bounce and jiggle and sweat in full-motion color. Plus, she speaks! If you're into that sort of thing.

· Major Juggstaposition: Top 10 Video Tribute To Lucy Pinder (uber.com)

Previously: Lucy and Sophie Howard On The Beach, Lucy And Michelle Together Again, For The First Time, Lucy Pinder Lets It All Hang Out, Vote For Lucy Pinder!

As you know, we are ardent defenders of free speech and the right of individuals to pursue what endeavors they see fit, within the privacy of their own home. However, the Information Superhighway has fundamentally changed the way we communicate as a society and in order for that community to function, certain boundaries must be drawn to ensure that everyone can share this public space without the fear of being subjected to offensive, possibly dangerous material. A recent unpleasant experience has forced us to conclude that some sort of content rating system must be devised to avoid these unfortunate intrusions into our personal cyberspace.

For example, while conducting an innocent search for topless photos of British model Kitty Lea, we inadvertently arrived at this site, which is apparently some bizarre cat fetish page operated by an actual kitty. You can imagine how shocked we were to click on a link expecting to see a spectacular pair of naked breasts, and we were instead faced with photos of a suspicious-looking feline? Is this what the World Wide Web has come to? Can't someone surf for porn without being attacked by cat fanatics with adorable photos? Something must be done to curb this blatant violation of the public trust, so that online world can be safe once again for its original purpose—sex and nudity.

Hugs,
Those Porn Guys (And Girls)

· Kitty Lea Topless In Maxim (Leaked August 2007 Issue) (dailypoa.com)
· Kitty Lea's Cozy Cat Corner (kittylea.com - NSFPW: Not Safe For Porn Workers!)

Previously: This Week In Lad Mags: More Money, Fewer Boobs

For the second time in two years, FHM UK has announced that they are "relaunching" their magazine this fall. The flagship of British lad mags will get a new design, new content, new advertisers and (they hope) new readers: specifically, new "upscale" readers with a lot more disposable income. It seems they aren't pleased with lowest common denominators like Nuts and Zoo Weekly (which is owned by the same company as FHM, a fun fact we just learned) cutting in on their T&A market, so they're going in the other, more sophisticated direction. (It's also getting a more sophisticated price hike, presumably to keep out the riffraff.) Given that FHM's US brother already closed up shop, it seems that it's getting hard out there for a mag these days—which we don't understand, because how hard is to photograph reality TV stars without their shirts on? Nuts does it every freakin' week, although the fact that they had to anoint Lauren Pope as the "Hottest Babe on TV" after just two weeks on the air suggests their options maybe running thin. Thankfully, there's always another season of Big Brother right around the corner.

· Lauren Pope in Nuts (dailypoa.com)
· Emily Parr (Big Brother) Nuts Photoshoot (celebpixx.blogspot.com)
· "EMAP in multi-million pound bid to move flagship title upmarket" (marketingweek.co.uk)

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Previously: This Week In Lad Mags Archive

Good news! Zoo Weekly (the Australian version, anyway) is half-price this week! It's probably because of the fact that unlike 95% of the babes who usually appear in this august journal, cover star Krystal Forscutt is not naked inside; the discount is obviously a preemptive strike to stave off lawsuits from disgruntled subscribers. Either that, or it's an attempt to crush up-and-coming competitors like the previously unknown to us "Bare and Naked Celebrities," which is more "informational pamphlet" then it is a magazine. (It's actually a Sunday newspaper insert ... sort of like Parade with boobs.) Zoo may have a hard time beating a cover price of "Free," but their ability to use a calendar could be an advantage considering that '80s icon Samantha Fox is prominently placed on BNC's list of Sexiest British Babes 2007. Nothing personal against Sam, but in this business, time stands still for no one. Or no one's boobs.

· Krystal Forscutt - Zoo Magazine + 50 Sexiest British Babes of 2007 + ZOO UK Presents: Beauties On The Beach! (dailypoa.com)

Previously: This Week In Lad Mags Archive

Buxom birds Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh have posed together in magazines more times than we care to count (not that doing the math wouldn't be fun) so it's harder and harder for the folks at your favorite lad mags to come up with a new excuse to pair them together. Nuts found a pretty good one though—after scoring Lucy's first topless pics just a few weeks ago, they're now pitching her first ever topless pics with Michelle. No more creative posing or finding reasons for "The Marsh" to "accidentally" be in the way of her friend's nipples. Of course, now that this particular cat is out of the bag, how can they possibly up the ante any further to create a new "exclusive"? Lucy and Michelle's first ever topless pics in space? We're sure those mad geniuses can find some way to make that happen.

· Lucy and Michelle together and topless (sexypix.thumblogger.com)
· See also: Rhian Sugden gets wet for Nuts (dailypoa.com)

Previously: This Week In Lad Mags Archive

The Cold War ended nearly two decades ago, yet the world's superpowers are once again locked in a struggle for the very soul of humanity. What is the question that threatens to plunge entire nations into chaos and strife? Whether fake boobs are, in fact, better than real boobs. Prompted by a hard-hitting investigative headline in the eminent UK publication Zoo Weekly, we have no choice but to ask you, the people, to weigh the evidence and choose a side. Yet how can one be asked to decide between symmetry and softness, between size and comfort, between science and Mother Nature? As J. Robert Oppenheimer said when he invented the silicone implant in 1874, "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." Select your path carefully, for the very fabric of our society—and our fine lace bras—may rest on the outcome.

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· "Real vs. Fake - The Issue Dividing Britain!" (and the world!) (dailypoa.com)

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Previously: Porno Plastic Surgery: Hall of Fame, Ugly Breast Implants, Silicon Challenge, Good Plastic Surgery

In our constant talk of beauty pageant babes gone wild, how silly of us to forget about Imogen Thomas, who first grabbed our attention with a saucy, homemade sex tape, but was herself a former a Miss Wales. She's recovered admirably from that disgrace of course, and is once again showing her congeniality by appearing Zoo Weekly. A topless spread from a woman who became famous thanks to a sex tape, may not seem like a great leap forward, but poring over these images the way we have may change your mind. Plus, as Zoo's identical cousin Nuts reminds us, things work a little differently on the other side of the ocean, where even words like "rude" don't mean what you think they mean. There's nothing impolite about a few dozen pictures of babes without their clothes on, so even though we accept their gift, there's really no need for them to apologize.

· Imogen Thomas Topless (celebpixx.blogspot.com)
· The Nuts Book Of Rude Pics Of Page 3 Girls (dailypoa.com)

Previously: Imogen Thomas Revealed (Again), Imogen Thomas Sex Tape?, Miss Universe 2007: Japan's Rising Sun, This Week In Lad Mags Archive