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more about #straight more comments → Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, is their amateurs page listed as "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"? #babes more » -
#babes
Nuts gets the gang back together for the 50 sexiestphotos they had laying aroundmoments of 2007. Remember that one time when Lucy Pinder took her top off? Who could forget? (dailypoa.com) -
#tottywatch
Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My
It's pretty much a given that at some point during any week, we're going to write about Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and/or Sophie Howard in some form or another. However, it's pretty rare to get an update from all three on the same day. So we'll spare you some trouble and combine our legally-mandated bird-watching updates to one post. (And if you play your cards right, Gemma Atkinson just might show her face—and other parts—here too.) More » -
#boobs
Watch yourself, Lindsey Anne Strutt—you're going to get sauce all over your nice clean boobies. Of course, we doubt you'll have any trouble finding volunteers to clean it off. (dailypoa.com) -
#mondoboobo
Former Page 3 girls Sam Cooke thinks big boobed girls are discriminated against. On related note, Sam Cooke has been living on Mars. (boobieblog.com) -
#thisweekinladmags
Kayleigh and Tanya: Nuts' New "It" Couple
Unlike those catty bitches on America's Next Top Model (so we've been told), the ladies of Britain's lad mag industry are totes BFFL. At least, that's what we've been led to believe based on their penchant for pairing these babes up for photo shoots and having them rub their jubblies together and get quoted saying things like, "I want to be in bondage gear, tie Tanya up on a bed and whip her." That's not normally how we treat our friends, but then we don't have a lot of friends that look like these girls. Following in the grand tradition of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, Michelle Marsh and Lindsey Anne Strutt, Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh and Sophie Howard (Lucy and Michelle are very friendly), we can add Kayleigh Pearson and Tanya Robinson to list of best buds who love to get naked together. Are they really and truly friends? Look at the pictures again and then tell if it really and truly matters. More » -
#thisweekinladmags
Nuts Takes A Holiday
While everyone and their porn-loving grandmother seems to be on vacation this week—even our usually reliable stream of smutty press releases has slowed to a veritable trickle—we here at Fleshbot continue to keep our naughty bits to the grindstone to try to come up with enough distractions for you to forget that you may not be on vacation yourself. And we're not sure if that situation is made better or worse by this spread in the latest issue of UK fap bible Nuts: on the one hand, it was awfully considerate of the editors to share their special holiday memories with the rest of us (especially when said memories involve Fleshbot fave Sophie Howard and her pals Rhian Sugden, Imogen Gray, and Louise Cliff cavorting toplessly on a beach in Ibiza), while on the other it makes us feel that much more miserable that we're not there with them. Guess there really is no rest for the weary. (Or for the boob-obsessed, for that matter.) More » -
#tottywatch
Zoo Weekly Shows You The Motion Of The Ocean
If you're a fan of lad mags, but wish they weren't so, um ... inert, you'll be pleased to see the increase in video content over at Zoo Weekly's website. Imagine all the impossibly chesty women that normally fill up the pages of their magazine, only now imagine them walking and talking! And bouncing! And pretending they're stars of the golden oldie TV spectacular "Baywatch" or building boobie castles in the sand! Plus, it's a great way to introduce us to the next generation of totty superstars like Kate Booth and Danni Wells, who we see bright futures for in the exciting career of being professionally hot. Yes, we predict these "talking pictures" just might catch on after all. More » -
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#movies
Keeley Hazell: Professional Actress
Just like how all actors want to date models, all models want to be actresses and our bare-chested friend Keeley Hazell is no exception. (We assume.) She'll be making her big screen debut very soon in the small independent movie, "Cashback," where she plays, um ... "Naked Girl." Ok, we all have to start somewhere, but seriously, she did more acting in that homemade sex tape than she does in this breakthrough scene. We know that standing still and looking pretty (and topless) is pretty much her thing, but it seems like a waste of a good accent and the jiggling power of film to have her doing nothing. But hey, Keeley's in the movies! And she's not (technically) playing a stripper! Next time her character might even get a name. More » -
#mondoboobo
Equal Time For Keeley Hazell
Of course, we would never begrudge Lucy Pinder and her video tribute courtesy of Unibrow or Uber or whatever they're calling themselves, but we're pretty sure that most of you were thinking what we were thinking as we checked out the goods on that post: What about Keeley? Yes, Keeley Hazell has not been seen much around these parts lately, but that doesn't mean that we've forgotten about the First Lady of Totty. She is almostsingledouble-handedly responsible for our ongoing obsession with the entire lad mag industry, so it's only fair that she receive the same loving respect as Lucy. Plus, we know we're playing with "this video is no longer available" fire by embedding this particular clip, but ... more boobs on YouTube! Get 'em while they're hot! More » -
#tottywatch
According to Zoo Weekly (and they would know best), Louise Cliffe has "Manchester's most majestic boobs." We doubt that anyone who lives there would care to argue, but if they do, we'll be happy to judge that debate. (zooweekly.co.uk) -
#tottywatch
Lucy Pinder's Video Boob-O-Rama
It's no secret that we like Lucy Pinder ... a lot. But even we haven't taken the time to compile a ten video tribute to the big-boobed bombshell that simply revels in all her well-endowed glory. It's a wonder why we haven't though, since the only thing better than looking at her ubiquitous lad mag photos is seeing those wonderful cans bounce and jiggle and sweat in full-motion color. Plus, she speaks! If you're into that sort of thing. More » -
#beachbunnies
Not only do Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder enjoy spending (topless) time on the beach together, they're also excellent paddleball players. Next month: Jarts! (dailypoa.com) -
#wecantstopourselves
Hey look, it's Lucy Pinder naked! Sorry, we know it's another Brit girl post, but we just couldn't resist that ... face. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)
